I just came across this seriously amazing set of lingerie pictures from Polish super-cutie Sandra Kubicka , and I’m gonna go ahead and assume this is a Valentine’s Day-themed shoot, only because I think “giving the Tuna a five-alarm pants fire” is probably a little too specific for a theme. Either way though, it’s one of the hottest things you’ll see all month. And that’s one thing I’m sure of. Enjoy.
I have a thing for Russian girls. I probably talk about them all the time. I probably make jokes about the majority of them being a certain level of crazy, maybe even souless thanks to the darkness that is communism….or the fact that the majority of cam girls and sex workers are rub out of Russia – because they are all so fucking hot – there’s only so many who can go out there an become models…while the others need to make a living too….and working as a lawyer probably makes as much money for them in a month – than being a cam girl for a day…all this to say, culturally rich, interesting history, level of dark, mysterious and even intense, and these faces that I love… So I only naturally love LA Based model and TV personality NATASHA GALINKA …because she’s the level of top tier russian who doesn’t work the sex trade, but who I wish did, so that I could see her naked…but I can settle with these pictures, they are pretty intense… Now if only communist rule was still on….I’d totally send her a pair of Levis to win her heart.
Her name is Lindsay Lohan, you may remember her as the tabloid queen who has since fell off the map, because people got bored, we have no attnetion span, no one cares about the the broken girl who spent more time sucking dick, partying, doing coke, face sitting on a shitty AIDS looking crackhead rich girl DJs, causing trouble…basically being a brat diva cunt, than ever really making movies, or acting or whatever she pretended she did… She was basially a reality TV star without a reality TV show, her and her shitty, white trash version of the Kardashian family, who don’t matter now – but who think they do… For some reason, probably nostalgia, I love her….and I am all about the only work she’s don’t that matters…which is her great tits…but I don’t mind her butt selfies either..but only because I would totally sew my lips to her asshole…just to taste what it’s like to pass through such a delicate creature….
Ana Beatriz Barros was in these amazing shoot for GQ MEXIC0 by photograpehr GAVIN BOND and I always appreciate a solid Brazilian model with big tits, wearing soap suds as a bikini, but usually only because the quality of Brazilian model with big tits I’d ever get would be the kind you would want to hose down before touching…that you got on discount in a back alley…because it still has her dick… Either way, she looks good, and I assume these are old pics, unless Mexico is getting budget for photoshoots for their magazine, because people in Mexico don’t have interent and still buy magazines…but they are new to me…and that’s what matters…
Mariah Carey must be a squirter in her old age, retirement, divorce, cuz she’s in a wet suit and there’s no logical explanation for this…I mean this is Mariah Carey, horribly high maintenance, who wears her heels in the shower and demands a diamond encrusted mic, because it suits her branding of being a tacky barbie doll cunt who can sing and does sing thanks to marrying the head of Sony who saw and made dollar signs with her… Not that I care about Mariah Carey, it’s just when I see anyone in ill-fitting watersport gear, busting out well into her 50s, I get semi confused, at least enough to ask what the fuck is going on, even if Mariah Carey is insignificant in my life…and someone that only crosses my mind during Chrismas songs – and that’s only because they rape my brain…like you want to rape her in her wetsuit…sicko.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Chrissy Teigen is the enemy of the site, only because she decided to go at war with me and call me out for being the evil asshole that I am because I made fun of her for being fat, dumpy, a failed model, but a successful gold digger, who without her husband she strategically locked down, would be nothing, but thanks to having the foresight to marry someone before they got too rich to marry her, only to encourage and help get rich, so that she gets her 50% when she walks away. I was just telling her it was time to make babies…and not show up to events in see through shirts and I guess she didn’t like that, which is fine because I don’t like her. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I’m not sure what Kelly Brook and her massive sweater mounds were doing at the NBC Upfront presentation, and yeah, I know I could look it up, but c’mon, I’m a blogger. Reaching across the desk for another slice of cold pizza is pretty much my upper limit when it comes to doing extra work. That said, I know what I hope it means though: that we’re about to start seeing Kelly’s cleavage here on TV on a weekly basis. I’ve been saying it for years, but a show about Kelly’s bikini adventures with a certain handsome blogger would be instant Emmy material. » view all 18 photos Photos: WENN.com
Usually, whenever I do a post on Sophia Bush , I mostly focus on her nice booty. But that’s only because we seem to see her in nothing but leggings or Daisy Dukes . Not that I’m complaining. But just for a little variety, here’s Sophia showing off what she’s got up front at the NBC upfront presentation (see what I did there?). And I have to say, I’d love to get my hands on those cute little chesticles just as much as Sophia’s booty. Like I said, I don’t want to play favorites. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com
She may not have as big a name as some of the other busty British models out there, but make no mistake, Kelly Hall here is definitely just as big where it counts: in the giant funbag department. So here she is doing a pretty epic lingerie shoot, and I’m hoping that after these pictures, Kelly’s career is going to really take off. Not only because it means we’ll start seeing even more great shoots like this, but also because then she’ll owe me a favor. And I plan on collecting in motorboats.
Yeah, I know I spend a lot of time on lingerie pictures and, well, pretty much any outfit that maximizes cleavage, but as far as I’m concerned, a girl can look just as hot wearing a tight white t-shirt too. Take these pictures of one of my favorite hotties, Hilary Duff . According to my sources, she’s “jaywalking” here, but I’m pretty sure if she stopped any traffic, it’s only because they wanted to get a better look at Hilary’s MILFtastic body. I know the feeling. Photos: Fameflynet