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Ashley Tisdale in Some Magazine of the Day

I don’t find Ashley Tisdale hot…only because she looks like her face got hit with a fucking shovel…even after the plastic surgery. But for some reason, she has the most Loyal fan base that thinks she’s this remarkable creature, despite her plastic surgery…and that confuses me. It makes me wonder if there is something wrong with me, to which I conclude, of course there is a lot wrong with me…just like Ashley Tisdale’s face…maybe that’s why I hate her, because I see my imperfections in her imperfect overrated face… Here she is in a hipster shoot…boring.

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North Korean Female Soldiers are Slutty of the Day

North Korea is so trendy now, so it would only make sense that so are their female soldiers, you know, stickin’ it to function footwear when they march, and doing what most Korean women I know do, slut out in 5 inch heels, but I guess that’s only because the only Korean women I know work at rub and tugs. I don’t know, I guess the good news for North Korea is that the men aren’t wearing 5 inch heels, because that would probably lower their intimidation factor by alot, not that I don’t fear men in heels, especially when I bump into them in back alleys ready to rape, but because the rest of the world find that shit pansy cuz they’ve never been raped by a man in heels. All this to say, I like this uniform, and like any dictator, I’d be doing the same thing, only my female soldiers would be in crotchless panties..

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Georgie Darby is Amazing for Interviu Spain of the Day

I don’t know what Interviu Spain is…..but it is pretty safe to assume it is a magazine….and these are pics from their February issue…and it is pretty amazing soft core porn…that they prefer to be marketed as Glamour Model….cuz porn has a negative connotation cuz no one wants to be considered a softcore pornstar…even if she’s showing off her fatty tits….all naked…and perverted like… I also don’t know who Georgie Darby is, but I do know she’s into showing her tits for money, so I guess that is all I need to know… Here are those life changing pics…that I am sure her dad is proud of….

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Miranda Kerr on the Beach in a Photoshoot of the Day

Miranda Kerr is on the beach doing some photoshoot for some random shit I don’t care about….but do care that Miranda Kerr is in it… modeling in some see thru looking outfit with some white looking panties under it…and not only because white looking panties get see thru when wet…but because Miranda Kerr you see because when it comes to Miranda Kerr – I would be into her wearing a snow suit…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Maria Sharapova Decorates the Tree in Leggings of the Day

I thought Russians had no religion…but I guess I should be glad that they do…only because it means Maria Sharapova, who I think is actually American, since she moved to Miami to be a big tennis star back when she was 12, but Russian for the sake of this post….or more importantly, a Russian who Americanized herself…for her professional sports career…I guess meaning you won the Cold War….and she represents American Freedom…. I like to think of her fit tennis Enrique Iglesias ass in leggings as some kind of CHRISTMAS MIRACALE but only as she decorates her Christmas tree…the rest of the time…it’s just a fit ass.

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Jessica Simpson Big Tits of the Day

Here are some shitty, boring pictures of Jessica Simpson pregnant and showing some mom to be tit, only because she’s got a filled up with fetus uterus inside her and her obesity is officially justified…. and some of you weirdos are into that…I prefer my women infertile…unless they are Jessica Simpson and own a billion dollar clothing empire for me to K-Fed…but that’s just because I’m too lazy to make my own money, and her white trash retard ways would be easier to manipulate than to mount like the tired old pony she is….shitty pics with shitty commentary for shitty readers….that’s what keeps this site barely afloat…thanks for that….I need a drink….

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Horse Crash is the Viral Video of the Day

This is a viral video that brings great joy in my life, only because I’m a fucking asshole, who thinks those horse drawn carriages in cities is fucking cruelty to animals, and I always wish the fucking horses plot some kind of revenge together that will set them fucking free….Seriously, I see these tourist paying these homeless looking people for these scenic rides that hardly represent anything historical or romantic as horses suffer from heat, dehydration and not being taken care of, and it makes me mad, so here’s some horses taking back their lives….It’s empowering. TO WATCH THE VIDEO FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sofia Vergara Can’t Hide The Lady Lumps

I’ve been posting a lot of pictures of Latina MILF Sofia Vergara recently, I can get a little repetitive sometimes, but that’s only because I like her plump lady lumps so much. I actually watched a scene from her show the other day in super slow motion, she was running around in a sexy dress and high heels, thank God for the nerd who invented the DVR. My girlfriend wasn’t too pleased. I don’t bitch when she watches Zales commercials in slow motion. I’m not falling for it.

Some Rumer Willis Looks her Hottest with the Help of Tit of the Day

If you read the site you will know that Rumer Willis is one of my favorite people to laugh at only because she is so fucking ugly…which is unfortunate because she was born into a celebrity family…I am not so sure if I do it cuz her jawline makes me question humanity or whether we really can be born lookin’ like something you’d find on the shelf of a halloween store…or if I do it because I like to point and laugh at Demi Moore’s disgusting, tainted, vile uterus, but I do know that whatever the reason, and as much as I like to point and laugh in the privacy of my own couch, this is actually the hottest picture I have ever seen of her and she didn’t even have to wear a mask, paperpag or pillow case, she just had to have her tits bust out and her chin tucked in….Very good look for her…. To See The Rest of the Pics – Follow This LInk GO

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Tree of Life Will Include Many Shots of Wind, Says Cinematographer

Unlike most of the Internet, Movieline HQ was a tad underwhelmed with the first trailer for Terrence Malick’s long-awaited Tree of Life , if only because it didn’t really show much beyond the beautiful visuals. Though to hear cinematographer Emanuel “Chivo” Lubezki tell the LA Times , that might be by design. “So the actors are performing the dialogue, but Terry isn’t interested in dialogue,” said Lubezki. “So they’re talking, and we’re shooting a reflection or we’re shooting the wind or we’re shooting the frame of the window, and then we finally pan to them when they finish the dialogue.” And how did the actors react to this? “I think they thought we were insane. Sean [Penn] is a director, and I’m sure he wondered ‘Is this method something I want to learn or is it something I never want to repeat?’ For Brad [Pitt] I think it took him a couple of days or a week to get into the spirit.” Get into the spirit, folks! [ LAT /24 Frames ]

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