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Sophie Monk’s Nipples Aren’t The Only Things That Are Sharp

What’s this I see? Sophie Monk holding hands with a guy!?! I’m seriously disappointed… It turns out Sophie’s new boyfriend is a plastic surgeon and he better keep his scalpel away for Sophie ’s tight body. The only thing that should be butchering Sophie’s body is the scalpel between my legs

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‘3rd Rock’ Star — Happy as a Clam

Filed under: TV The only thing more surprising than seeing “3rd Rock from the Sun” squinter French Stewart fully open his eyes…… is the fact that the dude — who used to be a Clamato spokesman — has a lifetime supply of the tasty clam & tomato mixer!!! … Permalink

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Britney Spears in a White Bikini of the Day

Britney Spears was out doing a photoshoot in a white bikini, something one might think is a crazy as she is, not because everyone knows she’s had 2 kids and moms don’t belong in bikinis, but they do belong in the kitchen making dinner, but because she’s in a white bikini and her vagina is a bigger slob than she is. Some of us will never forget the pictures of her period stains, unless I just made that up and was thinking about this girl I once knew who used to not wear tampons but would eat her period out of her panties because she didn’t like the idea of losing iron or toxic shock syndrome and she was pretty fucking strange, but not as strange as the way these pictures are making me feel Continue reading

Destiny’s Child 1997 Audition Tape of the Day

Here’s a video of Destiny’s Child doing some kind of auditon in 1997. I’m guessin’ it’s got something to do with them trying to get a record deal and the only thing we can all learn from this is that Beyonce’s ass has always been fat, even when she was a teenager in ill-fitting hood pants

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Destiny’s Child 1997 Audition Tape of the Day

Seinfeld in One Image

The essence of Seinfeld summed up in one big painting. The only thing i see missing is Newman

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Ali Landry: Doritos Does the Body Good

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Kids , Hot Bodies , Hot Mamas Former Miss USA turned Doritos girl turned hot mama, Ali Landry frolicked on the beach with her two-year-old daughter Estela in Malibu this weekend.Ali’s all that and a bag chips. …

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Akon’s Baby Mama Wants Money Right Now Na Na

Akon made a baby with a woman who now wants him to make child support payments — but she claims the only thing he does better than sing is hide from process servers. We’re told Sara Coleman’s lawyer, Patrick Baghdaserians, has been desperately …

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