All I nose is that when Sarah Jessica Parker was young – she wasn’t hot…so to think there would be anything hot about her when she’s well into her 50s…would be insane…but the interesting thing about it is that her big tits on her skinny frame matter less and less as her nose seems to matter more and more…taking over the fucking scene that is Sarah Jessica Parker…and her homosexual husband / bff. Who cares about these people? I know..and Sarah Jessica parker NOSE too… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
#453713996 / gettyimages.com Maria Sharapova was a slight favorite on Friday against Simona Halep according to Sportsbookreview.com, but according to me, she’s always the favorite, I mean besides Anna Kournikova, but I don’t think Anna Kournikova actually ever played tennis, she was more get in it to get out of Russia, find a pop singer to marry and live the good life hustle…. What it comes down to is that all female tennis players are my favorite, even the manly ones, because they wear shore skirts and scream in some of the most erotic ways… Here’s a top 5 Sharapova from Friday. 1- Here she is scratching her back with her tennis racket, because she can’t be bothered actually playing the game, that gets in the way of her down time, in what I like to think is more of the opening scene of her sex tape…called “Rough Day on the Court”…. #453713882 / gettyimages.com 2- Here she is hitting the ball, because I guess she’s paid for that, in what I like to think is less of her playing her sport, and more of her opening dance moves for her stripping routine…. #453666682 / gettyimages.com 3- Sweaty Tits – are the new sweaty panty….and I’m just like, if clothes are wet for any reason, sign me up. #453537190 / gettyimages.com 4- That Intensity in her face…is one that I like to think is probably what her O-Face looks like and that is terrifying… #453616144 / gettyimages.com 5- I call this pose “Anal for the first time”…I am sure the tennis officials have a different name for it… #453537196 / gettyimages.com
Lindsay Lohan posted this selfie where she’s in some weird bra like top, hopefully with more support than her recent bikini top, that showcased how the elasticity in her skin, due to malnourishment and a possible terminal illness or just heroin addiction, can barely support the weight of her implants, thanks to there being no fat left to hold them in place…just a distended stomach that Lohan is hiding because she doesn’t want pregnancy rumours circulating, even though anyone with a brain would assume that Lohan hasn’t had her period in a few years due to the whole dying thing… The sick thing in all this is that I still think she’s hot…and I wish this was the opening scene to the sex tape.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…The sick thing in all this Tara Reid has is a living corpse, something that is trendy in this Zombie obsessed era, is that I still think she’s hot…her Breast Implants, the same ones that humiliated her enough to throw her into her perpetual spring break until “Sharknado” happened because she was out of money, and more importantly out of relevance, and clubs were no longer willing to comp her drinks, because being the girl in American Pie is fun and all, but not when no one gives a fuck and it just ends up costing money trying to fuel her booze soaked life… I wish this was the opening scene to the sex tape….and I’ve never liked early stages of menopause porn… I guess with Tara Reid, I’m just nostalgic, or drawn to her crackhead, weak looking, distended belly like this was a “for a price of a cup of coffee per day, you can feed this bitch, because she’s more into ripping lines”… I’m in love.
AMC hit fans with two major pieces of news at today’s Comic-Con panel in San Diego: The Walking Dead Season 5 will premiere on Sunday, October 12. The first trailer is here! What will things be like for Rick Grimes and company at Terminus? Producers have said action will pick up immediately following the events on The Walking Dead Season 4, with many fans assuming our heroes and heroines are in deep with a group of cannibals. GULP! Check out new footage now: The Walking Dead Season 5 Trailer “From the opening tease in the premiere onward, season 5 is without question the most ambitious and satisfying season this amazing team has ever crafted” said Charlie Collier, AMC president. “In the zombie apocalypse, event television is alive and well, and I am proud to acknowledge that this uniquely talented writing staff, production team and cast have once again raised the bar (and the crossbow).” Need to catch up? You can watch The Walking Dead online via TV Fanatic.
As we all know Carmen Electra is now a successful singer because here she is performing at the 2014 Elevate Concert Series. I believe Katy Perry and Lady GaGa were her opening acts. I’m not sure if that information is 100% accurate, but when a singer looks this good, it must be true. Anyway, I can’t wait until Carmen heads to my town because I’ll make sure to get myself front row seats and wear very loose track pants with no underwear. Good times! Continue reading →
As we all know Carmen Electra is now a successful singer because here she is performing at the 2014 Elevate Concert Series. I believe Katy Perry and Lady GaGa were her opening acts. I’m not sure if that information is 100% accurate, but when a singer looks this good, it must be true. Anyway, I can’t wait until Carmen heads to my town because I’ll make sure to get myself front row seats and wear very loose track pants with no underwear. Good times! Continue reading →
