Heads up, fanboys and girls: Marvel has released a barrage of Avengers clips ahead of its September 25 Blu-ray/DVD street date, including the geek-baiting post-credits scene that had fans in a tizzy. No, not the one that boosted sales of shawarma around the nation ; the other Easter Egg, which revealed a menacing glimpse of the real orchestrator behind Loki’s invasion of Earth. The impending Blu-ray/DVD release has also given Marvel occasion to release a handful of additional clips from the film, reminding what life was like before The Dark Knight Rises came along and stole everyone’s thunder. I’d include a spoiler warning here, but if you’re reading this now and haven’t seen Avengers yet… well, I can’t help you there. The post-credits peek reveals Marvel baddie Thanos, who is believed to be the villain in the next Avengers pic. This might also be the closest we’ll come to another Hellboy sequel. (Kidding!) [via Badass Digest ]
“I didn’t just want to come here and say I made a record in Jamaica and grew some dreadlocks,” insists rapper Snoop Dogg in the trailer for Reincarnated , announced today as an official selection of this year’s Toronto International Film Festival. “Rastafari called me.” Watch the trailer for Reincarnated for your first glimpse of Snoop Dogg — or rather, Snoop Lion, his newly minted reggae identity — leaving hip-hop behind to sing and smoke up a storm in his new rasta life. The doc, a co-production of Vice Films and Snoop’s own Snoopadelic Films, probably isn’t a terribly incisive or objective look at the musician’s musical shift, and it’s unclear how fleeting an alter ego “Snoop Lion” will be in the long run. But as the trailer speeds through a montage of Snoop’s past, it makes a case for why the erstwhile Calvin Broadus might have sought spiritual rebirth after a decades-long career in the rap game that has seen friends and collaborators pass on, sometimes violently. Beyond the personal loss of figures like Tupac and Nate Dogg, Snoop’s musical career has seemed to plateau in the last decade; how did the slim (with the tilted brim) rapper behind 1993’s “Doggystyle” wind up phoning in verses on Katy Perry Top 40 hits, writing rap songs about True Blood and roasting Donald Trump? Seizing the opportunity for Ali-esque cross-cultural/getting-in-touch-with-his-roots drama, Reincarnated came about when Snoop traveled to Jamaica to record with the producer Diplo. “While there,” explains the synopsis, “Snoop finds himself embraced by the Jamaican people, is positively impacted by Rastafarian culture, and becomes reincarnated as Snoop Lion.” Verdict: It all sounds so perfectly calculated. And yet, compared to Snoop’s post-fame exploits, it might also be his most sincere artistic expression in years. Reincarnated will screen at the 2012 Toronto International Film Festival. See more titles in the line-up here . Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
Sometimes, when we’re deep in thought trying to work out a math problem or remember if we set the DVR to tape Breaking Bad or whatever, our thoughts drift to the awe-inspiring ass of Ms. Jessica Biel instead. That’s not exactly what you’d call a “problem”, but still we’ve got the perfect solution– just forget all that other stuff and focus your attention on Jessica Biel ‘s butt from the start. After all, it’s the finest Caucasian culo this side of Jenna von O
We had to wear our galoshes to work today here at Skin Central, because the streets were flooded with the salty tears of Twi-hards devastated at the betrayal of their Prince Charming Robert Pattinson by Princess of Pout Kristen Stewart . You’d think they’d be happy–after all, now they have the opportunity to scoop Rpatz up in their arms, dry his glittery tears, and make him believe in love again. But that’s the difference between Twi-hards and the rest of us. Anyway, the man that Kstew hooked up with is her Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders , whom photographic evidence reveals went down on her muff of brown in the front seat of a car parked in the canyons of LA. (Guess he took “yodeling in the canyon” literally!) But to us, the real shocking bit is that Rupert was willing to jeopardize his relationship with his super-hot model wife Liberty Ross . How hot, exactly? Egotastic has dug up more pics of Liberty posing topless (as top models tend to do), and we’ve got them after the jump!
She’s off American Idol . But not off the marriage bandwagon. Despite having struck out three times with husbands, Jennifer Lopez tells ABC News that she’d absolutely walk down the aisle again if the opportunity presented itself. “For me, the biggest dream is the fairy tale,” Lopez told ABC News’s Amy Robach.”I will never give up on that dream.” The most likely candidate to be husband number-four, of course, is J. Lo’s current boyfriend, Casper Smart. The 25-year old told the same network that he’s totally smitten with Lopez, but it wasn’t love at first sight. “I don’t think it was for either of us,” he says. “It was very natural how it happened. There was nothing before. No flirting, nothing before. Just natural. It just happened.” And what’s it like to work with one’s significant other? “Sometimes I tell her something – you know, give her notes,” says Smart, who is the main choreographer on Lopez’s tour. “Sometimes she gives me notes. But at the end of the day, it doesn’t matter whose position is what because she’s the boss.” Insert your obvious sexual joke here, readers.
Lady Gaga is a joke. The only thing that is upsetting abou her is that she hasn’t been killed off in the movie that is our life. Sure she’s fucking useless, her career has turned sour, people have stopped caring about her pro-gay bullshit for teenage faggots who need this kind of icon, instead of a good beating to rid themselves of the inner demon that makes them want dick, her novelty act, clown antics have become boring and she’ll still make another album, people will still buy it, but in the meantime she’s out in a thong, an outfit that has got so many hookers who are hotter than this and who I want to see dressed like this arrested, but with her they let it slide, even if it is a national health risk and the real tragedy in all this is that I have actually grabbed this ass. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Kelly Brook is a hit or miss as far as I’m concerned, sure she’s got fat tits, but who fucking cares about fat tits when they come with a fat ass, an ass so fat that the bitch is wearing a fat lady bikini bottom, you know the kind with a built in skirt that little kids wear, because it balances out their fatness. I get that when it comes to Kelly Brook, a topless model in her 30s who has been at this topless modeling thing for over a decade, who finally made it last year and decided to abort her kid when she was pregnant to really milk the opportunity, probably should have cut her losses and had the kid, cuz when she’s not photohopped to shit, she’s dumpy as shit, and that makes me want to take a shit. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Andy Murray’s Wimbledon runner-up speech left the tennis star in tears Sunday afternoon, and likely had more than a few onlookers welling up, too. With girlfriend Kim Sears, along with Kate and Pippa Middleton , looking on, Murray wept in a post-match interview following his loss to Roger Federer. When a BBC interviewer asked him about the emotions he felt over the fortnight, he (and Sears) broke down while the Centre Court crowd applauded …
NASA has released a new photo from its Mars Exploration Rover Opportunity, showing where the robot spent the four-month Martian winter in panoramic splendor. No aliens were spotted, just spectacular views of the red planet. If you thought your winter was bad … imagine being 50,000,000 miles further away from the Sun than we are on Earth. Hope the Opportunity brought a jacket. The full-scale photo, which is actually a combination of 817 pics shot by the panoramic camera (Pancam) can be seen on NASA’s website . Here’s a preview:
Woman Puts Her “Soul” Up For Sale On eBay Wow. This lady took the term “selling your soul” LITERALLY!!!! An Albuquerque woman has something for sale on eBay that most of wouldn’t even consider selling at any price. It’s her soul. You can find just about anything for sale on eBay, from an ashtray for a 1959 DeSoto to a plaster bust of President Chester A. Arthur – but a human soul? We believe it to be a first. Bids start at $2,000 for the soul of Lori N., and so far nobody has made one. But there have been a lot of hits and that’s encouraging to Lori. She was a passenger in a car struck by a drunk driver in 2007. Lori was in a coma for three weeks, and woke up suffering from a stroke, a broken hip, broken pelvis, leg, collarbone, sternum, ribs, a collapsed lung. On top of all that she lost a breast. Lori was a freelance writer who cannot write much any more. She gets by on part-time inventory work and makes jewelry. Lori figured since her body is pretty much shot, why not market her soul? “What I’m gonna deliver is the opportunity for someone to save my soul,” Lori told KOB Eyewitness News 4. “They can save it through prayer, they can save it through conversion. They’re also gonna get a certificate detailing the white and black marks on my soul.” Sort of a spiritual Carfax – the good along with the bad. Lori admitted that her eBay ad is a cry for help. “I guess you could say that. I’m at the point now, I’m tired. I don’t feel good. I’m near the end of my rope. I really am.” Lori said she realizes her ad may offend some people’s religious beliefs, but she said she is really hoping just to make contact – maybe with somebody else’s soul. WTF??? Source
