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Non-Brilliant Teen Gets Head Stuck Inside Pumpkin

Pumpkin spice lattes. David S. Pumpkins. Donald Trump. It seems everywhere you look you’re confronted by something orange and obnoxious these days. Perhaps we could all learn a lesson from young Rachel in the clip below who decided if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em: Girl Sticks Head Inside Pumpkin, Regrets It The video was uploaded by a woman with the YouTube name Kristy Ralphs. She explains it thusly: “So this is my daughter attempting to stick her head in her pumpkin 20 seconds after I started filming our family pumpkin carving. Didn’t really turn out as she expected but definitely worth a good laugh for the rest of us though! “And YES, she did make it out just fine a few minutes after this video ended.” Yes, the poor girl’s head was stuck inside that damn pumpkin for so long her mom gave up and stopped filming. Fortunately, she eventually posted a sequel: Girl Survives Pumpkin Attack Thankfully, Rachel survived her terrifying run-in with the orange menace. Hopefully we’ll be able to say the same about our nation on November 8. Yes, that was another #Trumpkin joke. We’re getting ’em in while we can! Sue us! Just kidding, please don’t actually sue us, Donald. Anyway, let’s focus on what we can learn from Rachel’s predicament. There’s the obvious lesson of: don’t stick your head in a freakin’ pumpkin, but there’s so much more that can be taken away from this. Namely, the fact that you never know when the opportunity to achieve viral fame will arise, so you should be ready to record at a moment’s notice. In fact, just to be safe, you should probably just wear an iPhone on your chest like a cop’s body camera to ensure that your Chewbacca Mom moment doesn’t elude you. Hilarious Mom Puts on Chewbacca Mask, Internet Falls in Love In a way, Rachel sacrificed her own dignity just to teach us this lesson. When you think about it, she’s basically Pumpkin Jesus. View Slideshow: 11 Viral Stars You’ve Probably Forgotten About: Where Are They Now? Which is probably what Trump’s staff calls him when he’s not around. Sorry, we had to sneak one more in there. Shoutout to Rachel for giving us the opportunity to drop so many topical gourd gags. Also, props for not pummeling that kid who won’t stop singing the same damn line over and over. Truly, Pumpkin Girl is the best among us.

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Guess Who’s Coming Out? This Grey’s Anatomy Cast Member Announces That They Are “Queer, Bisexual” [Video]

Grey’s Anatomy Actress Sara Ramirez Comes Out As Bisexual “Grey’s Anatomy” star Sara Ramirez spent her Saturday afternoon speaking to homeless LGBT kids at True Colors Fund’s 40 to None Summit in L.A. In addition to kickin’ game to young’ns, Sara used the opportunity to publicly acknowledge her bisexuality for the very first time. “So many of our youth experiencing homelessness are youth whose lives touch on many intersections – whether they be gender identity, gender expression, race, class, sexual orientation, religion, citizenship status. Because of the intersections that exist in my own life: woman, multi-racial woman, woman of color, queer, bisexual, Mexican-Irish American, immigrant, and raised by families heavily rooted in Catholicism on both my Mexican and Irish sides, I am deeply invested in projects that allow our youth’s voices to be heard.” We can only guess that none of this comes as a shock to some of you who watch Sara play a bisexual doctor Callie Torres, but it is still acting… Image via ABC

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Kate Upton Plays Tennis of the Day

Kate Upton is losing weight, trying to get into fighting shape, because I guess she knows she went a little overboard, maybe a little cocky because she was getting work despite her size and people loved her tits despite her size, not that she needed to work…because her great grandfather invented the washing machine… So I did a little research to see how entitled and bratty this girl is, I mean a Great Grandfather is far enough removed for his wealth to not really impact her…but it turns out the Great Grandfather…created a company called Whirlpool… Whirlpool did 20 billion dollars in sales last year, sure they are a public traded company, but I don’t see why the UPTON’s would have dropped their piece of the action….and set up generations forever….with trust funds… Sure her great grandfather owned it with 2 other UPTONs, and had 15 grand kids and 16 great grand kids to share his fortune….and it’s probably all in trust fundds and shit… But she’s still a connected, spoiled, pile of sloppy overrated fat…no matter how much tennis she plays…or how lean she gets…she’ll always be hype she bought to me… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton Plays Tennis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashely Benson and her Birthing Hips Lost Weight of the Day

Ashley Benson is another fat chick who is less fat than she was when she was cocky and at her fattest…it’s something that seems to have happened in the last 4 or 5 years, where they’ve been celebrated for their big tits, and the rest of them totally ignored and unnecessary…before eventually realizing that being fat is disgusting and that they have the opportunity to not be fat…and just because america is fat and celebrates fat – doesn’t mean that they have to be fat too… So even with her big birthing hips, she’s clearly been slimming out, and I like to celebrate that…because I am not a fan of fat chicks, save them for the girls we marry not the girls we connect to in TV and jerk off to…so we should give a high five, a keep up the good work, a who cares if your tits are smaller…you still have a pussy and a pussy is the source of the human experience…that looks better when there’s no gut hanging the fuck over it…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashely Benson and her Birthing Hips Lost Weight of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexis Ren has a Nipple of the Day

So snapchat is the source of all sluts to be sluts in their natural element of slutland…because it gives them the opportunity to just be their exhibitionist self for their fans – to help get more opens – to keep the audience engaged – and dudes watch this shit and love this shit – hoping for moments like this to happen – the slip up – the nude or nipple flash – the “real time” had to be there to see what happened life…unscripted – totally scripted hustle… This is a girl who created this aspirational young couple every woman wanted to be part of nonsense. Traveling and being hot an young and free of all things like college…but I could always see through her angle…and see the whore she is..the whore…flashing her nipple that she is… The post Alexis Ren has a Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Counting On Preview: Jinger Duggar In Love! Jeremy Vuolo Proposes!

It's all happening for Jinger Duggar. The 26-year-old (Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar's sixth oldest child of 19), has been courting former pro soccer player Jeremy Vuolo, 28.   The couple, who got engaged on July 25th , had been introduced by Jinger's brother-in-law, Ben Seewald in May 2015. In a new preview for Counting On  (below) the Duggars at first seem skeptical of Vuolo. Jessa Seewald, 23, initially thougth Vuolo was messing with her younger sister's heart. “I thought, 'This guy — surely he has another girl already,'” she confessed. “But we'd found out that he didn't!” Vuolo appears to be a very sincere, very kind guy.  Over coffee with Jim Bob, Vuolo asked for permission to court Jinger.   “I just wanted to speak with you about having the opportunity to court your daughter,” Vuolo said nervously.   Jim Bob gave the athlete a blank stare, which either indicated he didn't approve, or proved there's not a lot happening in that procreation-lovin' brain of his. TLC knows that viewers are most interested in the courtship (“I am completely in love,” Jinger gushed during an interview), but there's also a small focus on Jill and Derick Dillard, who are grappling with bringing another child into the world due to their work in Central America. “We are hoping to have a child in the near future,” Jill said. “There are a lot of dangerous realities that do come with living in a place like Central America,” Derrick admitted. “You know, kidnapping, rape, murder. Those are realities here everyone has to face on a daily basis.  It's a lot different from back home in Arkansas.” What Derick failed to mention was the threat of Zika virus, an epidemic that is spreading wildly throughout the Americas.  The virus is known to cause a severe defect in newborns, and experts have not yet found a vaccine. Anyhoo, courtships and engagements!  That's what the Duggars do!   A new season of Counting On premieres August 23rd at 8 p.m. on TLC. 

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Twitter Really Wants Kanye West To Perform At Super Bowl 51 Halftime Show

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Kanye West fans sometimes go harder for Kanye than Kanye goes for Kanye. Since Adele announced that she turned down the opportunity to perform during the 2017 Super Bowl Halftime Show, the Internet decided that it should be Yeezus who takes the stage by starting the hashtag campaign, #KanyeWestForSuperBowl51. The league has been pretty strict about […]

Twitter Really Wants Kanye West To Perform At Super Bowl 51 Halftime Show

Sandra Kubicka Naked for TREATS! of the Day

Sandra Kubicka is some Polish “model” who has what looks like some small sized bolt on tits. She’s not all that hot, sure she takes a hot body and has a really good body, but and I guess hot according to my standards or opinion doesn’t really mean a fucking thing and a girl who I can look at and as I wonder “why is she a known model getting work, when there are way hotter girls”…she’s getting work… Not that these pics for TREATS! are actually work, because she’s not getting paid to be naked, but it is work in terms of getting her in front of the right eyeballs, the rich LA dudes who hire these women as wives, you know brining her to the right table that she’s already been sitting at, hence the opportunity to get naked for the magazine looking for the next sugar babies willing to participate in their rich pervert games…this is how a girl lines up her retirement… I’d be interested to see what circles / dudes this Polish girl signed to a modeling agency, probably living in LA or Miami – or both – fucks or has fucked and for what amount of money or connections…it’s almost her cultural requirements…I mean she’s Polish and a jet setter…there’s more to this story….but in the mean time – she’s in TREATS! which answers some of those questions… The post Sandra Kubicka Naked for TREATS! of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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You With Her? Hillary Clinton Says Ignorant Whites Need To Start Listening To African-American Concerns

Hillary Clinton Says White People Need To Listen To Black Folks’ “Legitimate Cries” The tragic killings of black men at the hands of police officers this week is no doubt going to make fodder for politicians during this election year. The presidential hopeful is taking the opportunity to put her outrage on full display as she recently spoke to white folks about getting their mind right… Via HuffingtonPost Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton said on Friday that white people must do more to understand the experiences that African-Americans have had with police officers. Speaking with CNN’s Wolf Blitzer, Clinton made the remarks in response to questions about why she believes she’s more qualified than presumptive GOP nominee Donald Trump to close the racial divide in America. “I will call for white people, like myself, to put ourselves in the shoes of those African-American families, who fear every time their children go somewhere, who have to have the talk about … how to really protect themselves, when they are the ones who should be expecting protection from encounters with the police,” Clinton said. “I’m going to be talking to white people. I think we are the ones who have to start listening to the legitimate cries that are coming from our African-American fellow citizens, and we have so much more to be done, and we have got to get about the business of doing it,” said Clinton. “We can’t be engaging in hateful rhetoric or incitement of violence. We need to bring people together.” SOUNDS good. But are you buying what Hillary is selling? Image via WENN

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You With Her? Hillary Clinton Says Ignorant Whites Need To Start Listening To African-American Concerns

Hillary Clinton Says White People Need To Listen To Black Folks’ “Legitimate Cries” The tragic killings of black men at the hands of police officers this week is no doubt going to make fodder for politicians during this election year. The presidential hopeful is taking the opportunity to put her outrage on full display as she recently spoke to white folks about getting their mind right… Via HuffingtonPost Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton said on Friday that white people must do more to understand the experiences that African-Americans have had with police officers. Speaking with CNN’s Wolf Blitzer, Clinton made the remarks in response to questions about why she believes she’s more qualified than presumptive GOP nominee Donald Trump to close the racial divide in America. “I will call for white people, like myself, to put ourselves in the shoes of those African-American families, who fear every time their children go somewhere, who have to have the talk about … how to really protect themselves, when they are the ones who should be expecting protection from encounters with the police,” Clinton said. “I’m going to be talking to white people. I think we are the ones who have to start listening to the legitimate cries that are coming from our African-American fellow citizens, and we have so much more to be done, and we have got to get about the business of doing it,” said Clinton. “We can’t be engaging in hateful rhetoric or incitement of violence. We need to bring people together.” SOUNDS good. But are you buying what Hillary is selling? Image via WENN

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