I know a lot of the other so-called “celebrity” blogs are probably writing about the Oscar nominations today or some other lame crap like that. But not me. See, I’m focused on sticking to the important issues. Like reminding you all just how good Victoria’s Secret hottie Elsa Hosk looks in lingerie. Now that’s something actually worth celebrating. Enjoy! » view all 16 photos
Nina Agdal is Leonardo DiCaprio’s beard….or was during the summer…because she had her big break as a low level, relatively old, party girl from Miami at all the right event ass always dreamt of… She’s got a great body, but that face is so fucking Downsy….all forehead…I’ve made fun of her for at least 2 years of her low level success, and the fact that Leo’s picking her up, while she’s old news, last year’s kitchen garbage, rotten table scraps no one gives a fuck about, it’s safe to say he won his Oscar and has since lost his edge…but we can assume if he’s not gay, I know, it’s a stretch, that she puts in work when she fucks him, so much relies on her performance…because she’s not making shit with her modeling, she is more of a ride rich guys kinda girl…but then again, aren’t they all…they put a price tag on their immigrant asses, and want that american dream and any cost…mainly with their dignity…sugar babies… These pics are for SI, her only friends, who are releasing content in the summer – to keep their site active all year…bikini every day….with the same chicks…in the same cheesy catalog style pics..AWESOME… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nina Nina Agdal Bikini Photoshoot for SI Summer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nate Parker, whose film “Birth of a Nation” is already getting major Oscar buzz, is a rising star in Hollywood and on the verge of a career breakthrough. All that could be derailed, though, now that a dark secret from his past has come to light. News recently broke that the 36-year-old director was […]
I feel like I already posted some of these pics from some recent enough movie called MAMA – where Penelope Cruz has breast cancer and survives then hangs out one tittied with DICKs…at least that is what these screen grabs are telling me… I figure you probably like cancer ward patients because they aren’t strong enough to run from you, or maybe the lonely ones like your company and get you in on the will, or maybe terminally ill is your thing, some like to be first lovers de-virginizing, others like to be last lovers pre death….which also comes with little commitment….meaning you can’t get stuck with one of the clingers unless of course you give them hope to survive… Either way, Penelope Cruz, who I don’t think is that hot, and I used to fuck a girl who looked like her, proving she’s not that hot, because hot girls don’t fuck me, is playing a cancer survivor to get another Oscar, it’s the equivalent of Cuba Gooding Jr playing a retard, because the Oscar people love conflict, I mean they gave Anne Hathaway an Oscar for cutting off her hair…and in this movie Penelope Cruc cut off titty..,…but it may not have worked out – or got nominated – it came out a year ago – but I like to think we’ve all won a bit – because of the tit – that could be hers or could be prosthetic – which in either case is great – since nothing is real, fake is good enough… The post Penelope Cruz Cancer Tits from a Movie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lohan is not a sea monster – she’s just a monster and I guess it makes sense that Lindsay Lohan, who has jacked up her face, and looks like a beat up stripper, because that’s how she feels on the inside of her life as a puppet her family exploited…would be out in a bathing suit doing the cheesy of cheesy fucking photoshoots – in a bathing suit – for her instagram – because she’s obviously taking a shot at being a gutter, low level prostitute Glamour model – because they are the biggest thing in the UK, and there’s a pretty easy barrier of entry to become one of those…. Next step…Big Brother, but not the Celebrity version..I believe it could happen for what was once the hottest, talentless, not that hot, but hottest freckled star.. I am still a fan of this comeback and I”m ready for more, I’ve unfortunately documented her entire life and I am the unofficial Lohan biographer…from Parentrap to Sam Ronson’s Pussy Trap and everyone in between…I remember…and think she’s amazing, there’s real emotional connection for me – when I see her pics – and I anxiously await her OSCAR – because I know that as long as she doesn’t die, she’s still young enough to get back at it and make that Oscar happen…she just needs to hire me as her assistant – because that’s a purse – I’d be into holding.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE AMAZING PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan’s Dramatic Bathing Suit Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I thought I already posted these Toni Garrn pictures from Elle, by David Bellemere, because I remember writing some insane David Bellemere praise because I think dude’s taking the most interesting / edgy commercial photos and because his last name is stepmother – while I’m the stepfather…soul mates – Pause – No Homo – you know what I’m saying…dude gets top models naked…and makes big brands pay for it.. Not that Toni Garrn is a top model, but I’m sure her agrency that rented her to LEONARDO DICAPRIO – yes “THAT” Leonardo DiCaprio – where she played his girlfriend / beard – depending on who you talk to about Leo the Oscar winning lover…thinks she is…and I guess being in ELLE magazine topless, with edited out nipples, is pretty up there in terms of relevance as a model…it’s way more substantial than being in a fake instagram account that calls themselves a magazine…true story… She’s in bikini, looks good, and if you’re wondering what puts his dick inside her german womb / asshole – his name is Chandler Parsons and is a NBA player for the Mavericks..because hoes like athletes and their money.. The post Toni Garrn by David Bellemere for Elle France appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bootleg model – thanks to being a bootleg sister to bootleg model…and the daughter of a bootleg model but great Gold Digger….Bella Hadid…is out in public with a hard nipple…because nipples, especially on breast implants can either get more sensitive…like they are in this case..or not… She’s been built by science and medical advances, her career has been built on leveraging and the idiotic nature of social media and the decision makers at brands who follow it….and the only good I see in her is knowing her fake boyfriend the Weeknd fucks other girls in Toronto when she’s not around leveraging their “relationship”…even though you know they are both using it as marketing… Garbage. The post Bella Hadid Hard Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bootleg model – thanks to being a bootleg sister to bootleg model…and the daughter of a bootleg model but great Gold Digger….Bella Hadid…is out in public with a hard nipple…because nipples, especially on breast implants can either get more sensitive…like they are in this case..or not… She’s been built by science and medical advances, her career has been built on leveraging and the idiotic nature of social media and the decision makers at brands who follow it….and the only good I see in her is knowing her fake boyfriend the Weeknd fucks other girls in Toronto when she’s not around leveraging their “relationship”…even though you know they are both using it as marketing… Garbage. The post Bella Hadid Hard Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .