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Beyonce in Her Jammies of the Day

Beyonce was trying to be playful and cute, like that hooker I once hired who wouldn’t stop baby talking me, when all I wanted was a fucking back alley blowjob from a whore, but instead had to deal with this cutesy shit that couldn’t make me cum and her soiled panties were straight out of the Children’s section with cartoon characters on the shit, and when I asked her wear she got them, she told me from her daughter, and the whole thing was not hot, cuz I need a whore to get me off, not a bitch in a fucking comfy PJs, or flannel pants, or little girl underwear, so while Beyonce may as well be sucking her thumb in this outfit as she greets the day and the paparazzi, I’d rather see her in crotchless panties and a dildo she just used on Jay-Z in hand…but maybe you have different taste than me. Pics via Bauer

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Beyonce in Her Jammies of the Day

Megan Fox’s Sweet Cleavage Makes A Return

Here’s Megan Fox on the set of Jonah Hex showing some sweet cleavage. Judging by the outfit she has on this look like a western of sorts. All I know is that if Megan is able to speak with an accent, I’ll apologize for everything I’ve ever said about her lack of acting ability. Also if the director would be so kind as to throw in a nude scene, I promise this could be the biggest movie of all time. Let’s see if he listens.

Miranda Kerr: Hot Rocker Chick

These may not be Miranda Kerr bikini pictures, but they’re still pretty f@#king hot. I almost think they’re better than bikini pictures, she’s a supermodel, of course she’s going to look good in a bikini.

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Mischa Barton’s Tits in Some Movie of the Day

I am willing to give Mischa Barton a little more attention, because despite how fat she’s got the last little while and how shitty her career has gone, I still think she’s got some solid bottom feeding roles ahead of her before she fully gives up, or dies of an overdose and all those roles involve her naked, fucking, using her pussy like a sock puppet, or really just showing off her pussy, cuz I watched the OC and I’m down with seeing her 5 years later, lookin’ 15 years older and substantially more desperate to make money to feed her lifestyle she’s hooked into, hoping maybe getting naked will get her an Oscar, like she was Hilary Swank in Boys Don’t Cry, without realizing she’s cast in American Pie 48 – The Search for Mischa Barton’s Pussy Lip…. Either way, here she is topless in some movie called Assination of a High School President, that I’ve never heard of, but is out on DVD somewhere… Facebook Shut Me Down Cuz They Are Racist- So Add My New Account ADD ME

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Shauna Sand in a See Thru Dress with her Kids of the Day

I didn’t post the pictures of Shauna Sand with her kids in this outfit because a lawyer I know told me that since I link to porn, despite not being a porn site, and really if you jerk off to anything I post, you have serious issues, but still according to the law I am smut and posting pictures of kids on smutty sites will get a motherfucker arrested, and despite your unhealthy love for kids, a love responsible for your job as a bus driver, school teacher, pediatrician, camp councillor, social worker or wherever you creeps work with kids to get access to getting kids on your lap all while parents trust your interest in their kids, like you were Bill Cosby and you were just doing it to help and not to help yourself get off…… But these pictures of “pornstar” Shauna Sand wearing this outfit with her kids, who are probably going to be the most fucked up kids out of Hollywood, giving us something to look forward to in 10 years when they are 18, except that usually kids of whores amount to something more than their trashy, child abusing based soley on the random men who come in and out of the house/her vagina, as well as the constant scary nudity, and trashy public stripper shit that embarrasses and scars……and here are the pics the child services people should use to take her kids away from her…..

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Shauna Sand in a See Thru Dress with her Kids of the Day

Christina Hendricks’ Golden Globes

She wore this outfit so that we could all make this joke, right? Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Fashion Face-Off: Jessica Lowndes vs. Paris Hilton

What happens when a 90210 actress wears the same outfit as a former sex tape star?

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Fashion Face-Off: Jessica Lowndes vs. Paris Hilton

Happy Birthday, Noah Cyrus!

Noah Cyrus turns 10 years old today. Miley’s younger sister only has to wait about another two decades now until the attire she’s known to wear, such as the outfit below, is age appropriate: In all seriousness, we do fear for Noah’s future

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Jersey Shore Gets Snooki Fired

Jersey Shore’s Snooki, a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi, may be living the dream as a newly-minted MTV reality star, but she’s still gone through some hard knocks lately

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Miley Cyrus Honors Lady GaGa, Doesn’t Suck

It’s safe to say we weren’t huge fans of the outfit Miley Cyrus wore when she met the Queen of England last week. Overt, 17-year old cleavage aside, though, we can give Cyrus credit when credit is due

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Miley Cyrus Honors Lady GaGa, Doesn’t Suck