Perhaps the greatest day on the calendar this month, Cinco de Mayo is a time to celebrate all things Mexican! This year, we’ve got ten of our favorite Mexican actresses who’ve gone nude on screen for our enjoyment! Our neighbors have given us so many great things over the years, and these are just ten of them! On any other list, these could all be contenders for the top slot, that’s just how awesome these ladies are! Happy Cinco de Mayo!… read more
Here’s Courtney Stodden at Star Magazine’s Hollywood Rocks event showing off those massive boulder-sized funbags of hers. And I know there’s been a few challengers for her title over the years, but as long as Courtney keeps busting out this much cleavage, she’ll always be my #1 favorite hot nobody. And if you ask me, this might be some of her best work yet. Bravo. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Bai Ling is great. She’s pushing 50 years old. She’s been in the paparazzi for the last 15 years, yet no one knows what she actually does. It’s safe to assume she’s just a rich as fuck girl from Hong Kong, living off her ridiculous Asian money, funding her existence with 100,000 dollar a month allowance, giving her all the free time in the world to paparazzi the paparazzi like some kind of stalker – convincing them to take pics of her. I am actually more interested in these LA older women, who were the INSTAGRAM models of their generation, with more of a hustle because they had to pull off stunts and get invites to the key parties to get into the media, they didn’t just need to post half naked pics shot by thirsty virgin photographers excited to get to be around half naked girls so they stage these lame photoshoots with them… These are the original drawn to Hollywood, too rich to work Hollywood BLVD, thirsty as fuck people, who didn’t need social media to make them…not that they are mad, but this shoot was for a magazine so I assume she’s finally breaking through…but probably not…but I am still a fan and always have and will be. The post Bai Ling Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
There’s nothing like a woman like Edita Vilkeviciute in lingerie designed by H&M’s bridal collection, you know for the frugal fast fashion shopping bride to be, looking for some on trend product but not willing to pay more than 30 dollars a piece for it….you know that high end lingerie people pay 100s even 1000s of dollars for…since it’s for their fucking wedding night, the one traditional fuck that is supposed to matter in an entire relationship, even if it statistically ends with both bride and groom past out, exhausted and depressed about how uneventful a wedding is, or how much less they actual love each other knowing that they’ve peaked and there’s no where by complacency and routine ahead of them…so why invest into it, despite having spent 100,000 dollars on your fucking wedding, just go to H&M, you’re gonna get a divorce anyway… Oh right, there is something like a woman like Edita in cheap white, not so forgiving if you have you period or a leaky cunt….and that’s all her NUDE pics she’s done over the years…those are way better than this shit.. The post Edita Vilkeviciute in Lingerie for a Fast Fashion Mall Brand of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I live in French Canada, so the name Jojo reminds me of some toothless obese woman who reads tarot cards while sucking on Maple Syrup and making Poutines smoking her ghetto cigarettes in some small ghetto shanty town greasy spoon…you know the kind of girl who was a hot, anal loving stripper up until 25 years old, before aging terribly like all french trash does…so it is hard for me to take her seriously, but then again, I don’t think anyone takes JOJO seriously, she’s was a one hit wonder when she was a kid and perverts loved her, only for her to take a decade off living off her small pile of money and fucking black guys…but the last 2 years she’s been back, trying to get attention and it’s come to this… Posting nipples on snapchat in a see through for her fans like some common instagram hooker trying to make her rent by either recruiting her followers to send her money, or buy her shit off her AMAZON wishlist, or to get more followers – because that’s probably what she’s doing…and thank god it’s come to this – because nipples are more fun than JOJO… The post Jojo’s Nipple for Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ashley Tisdale has been a target on the site forever and everyone gets mad at me and by everyone I mean one person once in every 10 posts I do on her because that’s the impact I have on the world….and the impact my comments about Ashley Tisdale’s busted up face, despite the botched nose job, and the make-up contouring not being hot…knowing that her audience thinks is fucking hot…because you can’t expect much out of pervert dudes…who want to have a girl who doesn’t give them any love to lust…even if she’s married, old and washed up even when she was in High School Musical at the peak of her career…because some people can’t move on from crushes, and even kill their crushes, because their love is so irrational and intense… But I’ve always given her credit for being fit and that a face doesn’t matter when these people age so having a great body is everything…not to mention when jerking off to women, there’s always one body part you can focus on to cum. No matter how ugly, how broken down, how annoying…there’s something there…and the reality is that if I am posting a bitch on the site, it’s my way of saying “hey girl, you’re worth my three minutes it takes to write nonsense no one cares about because they are just here for the tits… Tits she’s showing in a sheer top, she was well aware of being sheer, because she put pasties to cover up anything good that could have happened from wearing it, but I guess pasties on Ashley Tisdale speaks to her creepy fans who don’t necessarily need a pasties fetish to appreciate…they just like anything that involves Tisdale…weird. I’m more into nipples than covering up nipples…but I’ll post it anyway…for old times. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashley Tisdale Pasties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I was talking about Taylor Swift the other day, I was telling someone that the site traffic is dying hard because no one cares about what I have to say, everyone is on social media, the blog format is dead, I didn’t adapt because I’m traditional, and I should have probably created more of a media company I could sell for 40 million dollars, instead of one worth 5 dollars. It would probably be the same amount of work. They told me that I need to break a story, and I told them that I have broken stories over the years and no one cares, even this month I’ve been told Taylor Swift is 2-3 months pregnant and not telling anyone…and when it does get announced no one will credit me for breaking the story…perpetuating my life as a loser… I realize that not everyone wins like Taylor Swift has with her genius marketed music to the masses, that isn’t even good but that doesn’t need to be good…focus on a fake broken heart because we all know rich vapid cunts don’t have hearts they just have the ability to spin stories to their benefit… At the same time, Taylor Swift really wants to be a model…so much so that she hangs out with them, she works out with them, she’s got skinny legs and is tall like them, but just can hack it as a model…walking Victoria’s Secret runway like she craves….even though being a model doesn’t require much more talent than being a big enough asshole to make poses and model faces for a camera…or on the runway…which I guess she still gets to do, case in point, these VOGUE pics…but she’s got this billion dollar music career that she will never break free from so that her modeling work gets any stamp of approval…she’ll always be a popstar posing, which is nice to know bitches like this don’t get everything they want while sitting on their pile of money…because they’ve already fucking won at life… Either way, possibly pregnant unless she miscarried, trying to model because she’s tall and skinny and hangs with models, source of music that makes me want to kill myself…in Vogue…for Mert & Marcus. The highlight along with her being as slutty as Taylor Swift gets is that her shoes remind me of this skinny bitch doing a drunken, drugged walk of shame at 7 am outside my house today. She was a stumbling gift from god that I didn’t have time to offer to save…with my mouth…yes Taylor Swift in Vogue is about me. The post Taylor Swift for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
There’s been a lot of contenders to take Jennifer Lopez ‘s crown as the #1 booty in the music business over the years, and for my money, Iggy Azalea here is still right near the top of the charts. So it was no surprise when I found out Iggy and her pumped-up booty hit the Miami Beach Gay Pride Parade over the weekend. Not because she’s famously a friend of the gay community or anything like that, but because her ass is probably 10 times bigger than any floats they could’ve bought. Not to mention, way more likely to draw a crowd. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
If you’re an old haggard cokehead who has had vats of cum on your face – over the years…while making a ridiculous amount of money being an average at best actress…because the stars aligned for the bitch….because you were hot in your younger years… Do not pose next to your photoshopped cover of your magazine, on some outdated photo, or photoshopped photo…allowing us to do a comparison of “actual face”…and “phony lie hollywood face”…. I thought she was pregnant? Did she already have her lecherous kid with the cheesiest fucking dude in Hollywood, who you may remember from being one of the Good Charlotte mall brand punk….but I remember as the guy who used to rub herpes with Paris Hilton…before being a lottery winner with this haggard bitch… I guess what I’m saying is this is pretty hilarious… The post Cameron Diaz LOL of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
You had their poster in your childhood bedroom. You taped their show every week on an actual VHS tape. You'll never forget the strange sensation in your pants every time you saw them on screen. They were your first-ever movie or television crushes and you wonder whether time has been kind or mean to their over the years. Well… scroll down and wonder no more! 1. Danielle Fishel, Then Every warm-blooded male between the age of 12 and 17 was in love with Danielle Fishel as Topanga on Boy Meets World… 2. Danielle Fishel, Now … and now those boys may be grown up themselves, but they can still see Fishel as Topanga on Girl Meets World! 3. Melissa Joan Hart, Then She cast a spell over your genitals as Sabrina the Teenage Witch… 4. Melissa Joan Hart, Now … and she may still be doing so as one half of Melissa and Joey. 5. Sarah Michell Gellar, Then She drove a stake through your heart as Buffy… 6. Sarah Michell Gellar, Now … and she’ll soon be reprising her role in Cruel Intentions via a small screen spinoff of that beloved movie. View Slideshow
