Tag Archives: palin

Sarah Palin Does Stand-Up on The Tonight Show

Sarah Palin has been many things: a governor; an author; an idiot. And now, she can add yet another job to her resume: stand-up comic.

Excerpt from:
Sarah Palin Does Stand-Up on The Tonight Show

Adam Lambert, Sarah Palin Don’t Cross Paths On ‘The Tonight Show’

Olympic gold medal winner Shaun White was also on Jay Leno’s program. By Gil Kaufman Adam Lambert performs on the “Tonight Show with Jay Leno” on Tuesday Photo: NBC If this whole not running for office thing doesn’t work out, former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin really should consider taking a shot at hosting a cable chat show. The 2009 Republican vice presidential candidate sat on the couch on Tuesday night for Jay Leno’s second night back on “The Tonight Show,” on a stacked program that also featured a somewhat sedate visit from Adam Lambert and a chat with Olympic gold medal snowboarder Shaun White. Dressed down for the occasion, the Fox News contributor wore skinny jeans and a black jacket on the show and happily chatted about her maverick nature, did a bit of fake stand-up and discussed how she’s gone from being a media target to a member of the press. “I’m back there wanting to build some trust back in our media,” said Palin, who earned a communications degree in college in hopes of becoming a sportscaster. She called the mainstream media “broken” and said she joined Fox because of its slogan about being “fair and balanced.” “I studied journalism,” she told Leno. “It was all about the who, what, where, when and why. It was not so about the opinion interjected in hard news stories.” Asked about the media reporting on her children, Palin took a dig at a “lame” recent episode of “The Family Guy” cartoon that not so subtly mocked Palin’s son, Trig, who has Down syndrome. She complained that she wasn’t able to really comment appropriately on the controversy. “Jay, you’ve gone through this, too, especially in the last few months,” Palin said, alluding to the recent “Tonight Show” turmoil. “It’s like that old saying, a lie can travel halfway around the world before the truth can even get its pants on in the morning.” Palin also joked about the “poor boy’s version of the TelePrompter” she used at a recent Tea Party event, when she was caught on camera referring to notes scribbled on her palm. “I took notes [when I was a kid], I take notes today, even on the palm of my hand, and just to get the left all whee-whee’d up and get their heads spinning, I’m going to promise to keep doing it!” said Palin, who noted that her dad, an elementary school teacher, used to come home at night with notes scribbled all over his hand. She also took a dig at Leno when he asked if she might consider doing her own talk show. “I hear once in a while this comes open,” she joked, slapping his desk. The segment ended with Palin doing a mock show-opening monologue while pretending to be a stand-up comedian and making jokes about cold weather in Alaska, botox, health care, moose meat and Congress’ low approval rating — all of which she clearly read from a Teleprompter. Leno opened the show by joking about how he was glad NBC called him Monday night to tell him he should come back for another shot at the gig on Tuesday night. He continued with the high-power hour with White, who came out in black jeans and a black leather jacket covered with gold studs. The “Flying Tomato” handed Leno is gold medal as chants of “USA! USA!” broke out and Leno held up his new Rolling Stone cover featuring White’s homage to Jimi Hendrix: a flaming snowboard. White said he couldn’t compare winning his second gold medal to the first time four years ago in Torino, Italy, when he was 19, but that he just tried to savor the moment a bit more this time. “I do [feel the pressure],” he said of the scrutiny this time. “I just remember being at the top and taking that pressure and using it as my will to do better.” The show ended with a performance from Adam Lambert, who sang the ballad “Sleepwalker” from his debut, For Your Entertainment . With his hair swept up in a towering punk pompadour and his eyelids covered in sparkly dark eye shadow that accented his bedazzled black jacket, black pants and chain-draped riding boots, Lambert gave one of his typically hair-raising, impassioned performances of the rock song about chronic insomnia. While White came out to shake Lambert’s hand at the end of the show, Palin, a vocal opponent of gay marriage, did not. Related Artists Adam Lambert

Go here to read the rest:
Adam Lambert, Sarah Palin Don’t Cross Paths On ‘The Tonight Show’

Sarah Palin on The Tonight Show: Crib Notes, One-Liners & Odd Explanations

At least Sarah Palin can laugh at herself sometimes. In The Tonight Show’s opening bit Tuesday, the former Alaska governor and current media celebrity told Jay Leno “we’re going old school tonight,” pointing to the words “Good evening and welcome to the Tonight Show” printed on her hand. Calling it “the poor man’s teleprompter,” it was a funny jab at herself being caught with talking points written on her hand during a recent speech. Check out Palin’s Tonight Show crib notes intro, along with her taking a couple of stabs at Leno-esque monologue jokes in the video below … Palin on Tonight Show Palin also addressed the whole Family Guy thing yet again. “What I would desire is more opportunity to follow up on a comment that perhaps I’ve made,” she said, implying she does not get enough media coverage. “Jay, you’ve gone through this, too, especially in the last few months,” Palin continued as Leno feigned disagreement. “It’s like that old saying, a lie can travel halfway around the world before the truth can even get its pants on in the morning.” Totally . Leno also asked Palin about the possibility of abandoning politics for her own talk show one day. “I hear once in awhile this comes open,” she quipped. Follow the jump for another clip of Sarah Palin on The Tonight Show: Palin on Tonight Show II

Read more from the original source:
Sarah Palin on The Tonight Show: Crib Notes, One-Liners & Odd Explanations

Sarah Palin Commiserates with Leno About Being Ridiculed on the Internet [New Friends]

Sarah Palin made her “comedy debut” on The Tonight Show . (Apparently the running joke of her candidacy doesn’t count. Ba-dum-ching! ) This allowed us to witness a pair of millionaires chuckling on a Hollywood stage about how they are bloggers’ victims. Asked about media criticism of her family, Palin brought up Family Guy and complained that mainstream media didn’t provide adequate platforms for her to attack the show. (Recall that she is already a career talking head and capable of commanding interviews in any newspaper, TV show, or radio program in America. The only bigger platform would be to attach a megaphone to the moon and blanket the entire planet with her voice.) She leans in and tells Jay he knows what it’s like to get made fun of after “these last weeks.” He cuts to commercial. Then, to improve that pesky “no platform” problem, Leno invites Palin to audition for his job by performing a mock monologue. The funniest joke came before she started, when Palin said she would forgo cue cards because she knew her jokes “like the front of my hand.” The monologue consisted of weird political metaphors and gee-shucks moments about eating moose. At the end, she throws in another chuckle about how Jay is her brother in media martyrdom. Irate about blog chatter and convinced that the antidotes are Fox News and Jay Leno —is it possible Palin just doesn’t know what “mainstream media” means?

More here:
Sarah Palin Commiserates with Leno About Being Ridiculed on the Internet [New Friends]

Robert Pattinson’s Wax Figure Sure to Break Hearts

Thank goodness, they went with the good hair. Robert Pattinson is the latest celebrity to be immortalized by Madame Tussauds, joining likenesses of Brad Pitt, Marilyn Monroe, Johnny…

See the original post:
Robert Pattinson’s Wax Figure Sure to Break Hearts

Sarah Palin Palms a Few Tonight Show Laughs

Sarah Palin—or any politician, for that matter—would have a hard time of it if she couldn’t laugh at herself. “Hey Jay, we’re going old school tonight,” the…

Read this article:
Sarah Palin Palms a Few Tonight Show Laughs

Come one, come all, to the "Shannyn Moore Show Fundraiser"!

Let’s take a moment away from dealing with the Palin family train wreck to help the lovely Shannyn Moore raise some money to keep her remarkably informative and always entertaining program on the air. Event: Shannyn Moore Show Fundraiser “A grassroots way to raise money for a grassroots progressive show.” What: Fundraiser Start Time: Friday, February 26 at 5:30pm End Time: Friday, February 26 at 7:00pm Where: Cafe Del Mundo at 341 E. Benson I will be there, along with our host Shannyn Moore, AKMuckraker, and a number of our other amazing Alaskan bloggers. So come on over and say hi. Don’t worry we don’t bite. Okay well sometimes.

See the original post:
Come one, come all, to the "Shannyn Moore Show Fundraiser"!

Sarah Palin Spokeswoman Quits; World Rejoices

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin’s senior adviser and spokeswoman, Meghan Stapleton, resigned today . Who will craft Sarah’s brilliant press releases now?! Stapleton, a Palin confidante since 2006, said she is stepping down from her $96,000/year gig to spend more time with her 2-year-old daughter, Isabella. Since the end of the 2008 presidential campaign, Stapleton has been one of only a few aides maintained and trusted by Palin – to everyone’s detriment. In recent years, Stapleton was a key strategic adviser and the pipeline for anyone seeking Palin’s attention, including Republican officials and reporters. A total loose cannon at best, and shameless attack dog at worst, Stapleton helped transform Palin into a major political player. A very polarizing one. Sarah Palin will be better off without her chief crony . Meg Stapleton has also blessed those of us in the celebrity gossip world with near constant absurd fodder. Some of her most prominent career highlights: Claiming any criticism of Sarah Palin is sexist Bashing the living hell out of David Letterman Trading weekly public barbs with Levi Johnston Reaching out to embattled nut job Carrie Prejean Trying to cash in on Bristol Palin and her baby Sending John McCain’s entire staff to the cardiologist One senior McCain advisor quoted by the Huffington Post called her both “incompetent and a bad person,” and one who “sacrificed integrity for ambition.” A woman whose media instincts were amateurish even on her best day, Stapleton will be missed by those of us who revere her ability to generate gossip. Someone with serious political ambitions should never, ever hire her though.

Continue reading here:
Sarah Palin Spokeswoman Quits; World Rejoices

Jeanne Devon (AKMuckraker) has a wonderful article up on Huffington Post about Bristol Palin’s upcoming television debut.

So, Bristol Palin, one of those Palin children we were all admonished never to talk about because the former VP candidate’s family life was nobody’s damn business, is now going to star in a TV show. Yes, an actual episode that the whole country can see by simply pressing a button. It’s called “The Secret Life of the American Teenager.” Secret? Presumably the creators of the show feel that the more people that watch and talk about this show the better. One button, and Poof! It’s Bristol in our living room. Are we allowed to talk about it yet? “Why does anyone even care about this Why is this news?” Bristol was purported to have cried to her mother over the phone when her pregnancy was discovered during the 2008 campaign and instantly became national news. The McCain campaign, in a desperate effort to “legitimize” the unplanned pregnancy, sent an airplane to pluck the baby daddy off a mountain where he was stalking sheep, hose him off and stick him in a new suit for the “we’re getting married” tour on the campaign trail. He wasn’t thrilled, but America was, and that’s all that mattered. (To read the rest just click the title.) Those of us in Alaska have become a little immune to hypocrisy after dealing with Sarah Palin for so long. However based on how uber-defensive the Palin’s are when it comes to their kids, and how dismissive Sarah was of Levi’s potential career in the entertainment field, this has taken hypocrisy to a whole new level. And that is really saying something when it comes to Sarah Palin and her band of Wasilla-billy misfits! Update: If you like that you will probably like THIS jab at Palin hypocrisy as well. Here is a taste: Bristol Palin is our hero. She’s living proof that unplanned teenage pregnancy can be crazy lucrative. Forget school or on-the-job training. Bristol Palin knows only too well that the best way to get ahead in life is to drop your knickers and have as much unprotected sex as possible. Ouch! Well I hope that Bristol develops a thicker skin than her mother because if she is going to put herself out there like this she needs to expect this kind of reaction. I remember how quickly she folded under the criticism over her Candies ambassador gig, so I don’t have a lot of confidence in the longevity of her new acting career.

See the rest here:
Jeanne Devon (AKMuckraker) has a wonderful article up on Huffington Post about Bristol Palin’s upcoming television debut.

Jay Leno’s First Guests a Class Act

Sarah Palin, the Jersey Shore kids and a talking pile of garbage all to appear in the first week.

Read more:
Jay Leno’s First Guests a Class Act