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Pam Anderson is a Wasted Wreck of the Day

Pam Anderson is a mom and this is how she spends her Tuesday nights. Sure, I’m pretty sure she doesn’t spend any real time with her kids, but instead hires a staff that will allow her to keep her kids and not have them taken away by the state cuz their mom’s some drugged up drunk rockstar fucking groupie whore who managed to get work along the way, because celebrities are about the law. I am not posting these because I find Pam Anderson hot, I am posting it cuz I like girls who are being carried out of bars in skimpy dresses covered in drinks they spilled on themselves cuz they are so fuckin’ high, especially if I am the one doing the carrying….right to the closest back alley. Pics via Fame

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Pam Anderson — The ‘Get In My Pants’ Dance

Filed under: Pamela Anderson , Dancing with the Stars Pamela Anderson partied her face off last night after escaping elimination on “Dancing with the Stars” — and judging by these photos … someone was still in the mood for a little horizontal mambo after the show.Pam went from the ballroom to the … Permalink

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Erin Andrews on ‘Dancing with the Stars’

Filed under: Dancing with the Stars We generally don’t post names of contestants on TV shows, but this one we had to tell you about.Erin Andrews, of ESPN fame — the woman who was spied on by creepy Peeping Tom Michael Barrett — will be a contestant on the next “Dancing with the … Permalink

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Pam Anderson’s Old Fake Tits Giving Envelopes Hep C of the Day

I thought people who protested Peta were supposed to “rather go nude than wear fur” or get body painted like animals and thrown into cages. The kind of thing where everyone who got the press release got all excited cuz it sounds hot in theory and makes it out to see the shit go down, only to realize the only people who get nude for fur, or who get body painted for the ethical treatment of animals are fucking bull dykes, with beer belly’s and shitty tits thanks to the hormones they’ve been taking to become a dude. You know the same bitches who spell “Women” with a “Y” so it reads “Womyn” and they can say shit like “Taking the men out of the womyn” cuz they are fucking dykes and that’s what dykes do…. Here is Pam Anderson supporting animal rights, even though her original fake tits were tested on animals before allowed in humans, and somewhere out there is a cat with DDs they don’t want you to know about, and she’s doing it by giving envelopes her hepatitis while fully clothed in some really horrible unsexy outfit, pretty much making this campaign obsolete. The whole idea of getting Pam Anderson on board is so she walks around in a one-piece, not so that she dresses like your grandmother going to bed, even though she’s almost old enough to be a grandmother….and the real question is who really fucking cares….I’m thinking no one…. Pics via Bauer

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Pam Anderson’s Tits in a Tube Dress of the Day

There’s always something funny about seeing a 40 year old dressed like a teenage girl in an inappropriate outfit she bought at American Apparel to wear to her high school dance to show off her newly grown tits. It’s like part of me wants to scream at her to give it the fuck up already, like I’ve done many times when the vintage, antique, expired strippers try to get me to get a lap dance from them so many time at discount stripclubs I go to, not to use stripping as another reference point, but it is a big part of my life…I mean I guess I could compare her to the sluts in the rich part of town who spend their husband’s money getting Yoga pussy in tight pants and tank tops who you see on the street, but that’s not as much fun cuz those women don’t give me the time of day, they just scowl and clench their purses, whereas strippers let me pay them to feel it….either way, Pam Anderson’s gotta retire before her hepatitis makes it too late…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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88 Bull Riding Bucking Beauties…Yee-Haw!

If you’re a fan of crazy bastards riding violent beasts with nothing but leather and a giant pair of balls between life and death, then strap on your spurs and saddle-up for the PBR taking place in New York City from January 8th – 10th.  To honor these … Continue reading

Pam Anderson and Her Weathered Face Exclusive of the Day

I talk to a 16 year old girl from the UK because I generally like 16 year old girls to “talk” to, but normally they don’t have Internet connections and don’t live across the ocean from me, because they don’t live anywhere and are teenage runaways lookin to make 30 dollars to pay for their motel room for the night and like the good samaritan, some may even call me a philanthropist, that I am try to help them reach that goal anyway I can….if you know what I mean… I asked her to be my UK corespondant because I figure I need one and she went out to work the UK scene and since she dropped out of school to live in this shit, she agreed to participate. Her name is DJ Billie Porter and this is what she had to say… Pamela Anderson is playing the genie in a Pantomime adaptation of Aladin in London.  She looks pretty great despite the fact her star is fading; she’s being replaced by a gay stand-up ex-cross-dresser comedian called Paul O’Grady at the end of the week and there were no paparrazos when she left the stage door last night with designer Vivienne Westwood, who was famous for dressing the Sex Piston and who is now famous for looking scary as fucking hell, who is clearly her new BFF – they both went for a bite at Wetherspoons, the UK equivalent to any chain pub in the USA like Hooters or Hard Rock, clearly as a desperate cry for attention, hoping that maybe the cameras would follow if they put themselves out in the open pretending that they are just like us, y’know?  The thing I love about these pictures of Pam Anderson sticking out her tongue is that she brings back great memories for me.

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Renee Zellweger is Ugly in Tight Pants of the Day

I don’t know why I am doing this to myself.

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Meg Ryan Does the Sam Ronson of the Day

I never found Meg Ryan hot and I still don’t especially now that she’s dressed like she’s Sam Ronson on her way to badly DJ some party that she only got booked to play because her sister is a fashion designer, her brother a music producer and the pussy she fucks Lindsay Lohan. Or maybe she’s dressed like a Chimney sweeper from Mary Poppins…or an orphan paperboy trying to make a few pennies to buy his family some bread or porridge_I don’t fucking know…but whatever it is, it isn’t hot, unless you get off to really masculine skinny and dying lookin’ women who dress like dudes, in which case you are most likely gay but don’t have the resources in your small town to really go down that road….or weird…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Pam Anderson Lookin’ Rough of the Day

This is the face of a fresh faced “Spring Chicken” excited to take on the world after being given the opportunity of a lifetime to move to LA and star on her very own TV show after about 20 years of kilos and kilos of cocaine, bottles upon bottles of booze, a couple of babies, a whole lot of cock, and hepatitis.

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