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Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass Dykes Out with Pussycat Antin of the Day

Kim Kardashian brought her fat ass to get her nails done because she’s got nothing better to do with her fat self, it’s not like she’s gotta be at the gym working out, and she can’t eat 24/7 and the downtime between snacks and meals sometimes gets pretty fucking lonely, and lucky for her Robyn Antin, someone as equally useless and equally as scary looking as her was there to touch, cuz donuts don’t have the same affect on our emotions as actual human touch and here are the pics. Pics via Fame

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Ron Howard’s Daughter is Boring of the Day

I have done some research and it turns out that a pussy can not be any more boring than whatever the fuck is going on with Ron Howard’s daughter in these pictures. Seriously, this is less arrousing than watching a group of Amish women cross the fucking street with their cow and cart, because at least I know Amish chicks with the right lines, totally suck dick in the barn in exchange for portable DVD players and ipods, cuz no one in America, no matter how hard they try can actually live a life without knowing even the littlest thing about what’s going on in popculture and if they do, the government should intervene because that kind of oppressive shit is serious abusive, but not as abusive as trying to jerk off to Ron Howard’s daughter, seriously, I think lookin’ at pics of her dad in Happy Days would get me fucking harder…..

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Renee Zellweger is Ugly in Tight Pants of the Day

I don’t know why I am doing this to myself.

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Meg Ryan Does the Sam Ronson of the Day

I never found Meg Ryan hot and I still don’t especially now that she’s dressed like she’s Sam Ronson on her way to badly DJ some party that she only got booked to play because her sister is a fashion designer, her brother a music producer and the pussy she fucks Lindsay Lohan. Or maybe she’s dressed like a Chimney sweeper from Mary Poppins…or an orphan paperboy trying to make a few pennies to buy his family some bread or porridge_I don’t fucking know…but whatever it is, it isn’t hot, unless you get off to really masculine skinny and dying lookin’ women who dress like dudes, in which case you are most likely gay but don’t have the resources in your small town to really go down that road….or weird…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Coco Gets Wet of the Day

Just when you thought that Coco’s nasty pussy was so weathered and dead that it couldn’t get a “rainstorm” in her panties on its own, she proved to us that natural lubricants aren’t always needed to get wet, something old ladies, menopausal women and girls who have sex with me have known for a long fuckin’ time, it just takes a little innovation and here is COCO avoiding the rain because she doesn’t want to melt, she also doesn’t want her whore hair to get wet or her whore make-up to run because showing the world the real Coco is not on her agenda, while being the most famous stripper-lookin’ girl in the world is. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Naomi Watts is Almost a Dyke on a Bike of the Day

I don’t know if Naomi Watts is one of those sex icons, you know one of those celebrities everyone wants to fuck because I don’t remember her in movies and I am so desensitized doing this shit, I find all these celebrities ugly, mainly because they make too much money for what they do and because I see hotter pussy at my grocery store, but knowing dudes, at least 98 percent of you would fuck her if she asked you to fuck them, so why not post pictures of her in her “motorcycle” gear, since everyone under a helmet and in boots looks worth sticking it to, even that skinny guy on a bike you were driving behind in the tight jeans with the long hair flowing out of his helmet making you think he was a chick, until driving past him and forcing yourself to question your sexuality for a minute, before rationalizing the whole thing by blamin his long hair…. Here’s the manly bike she was riding with her boyfriend who is obviously some useless actor named Liev Schreiber… Pics via Bauer

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