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Hayden Panettiere’s Got Boobs Now

What do we have here? Other than a few random Twitter pictures, we haven’t seen a whole lot out of Hayden Panettiere , so it’s nice to see her out in public looking good. Where did those impressive breasts come from? Maybe that’s why she’s been laying low all this time. I’m not judging, I love fake breasts, I’m just saying. She’s probably wearing one of those new bras that makes you taller and bustier and smarter and all the things women want. Hotness.

Hayden Panettiere Bikini Twit Pictures

We haven’t seen a whole lot out of Hayden Panettiere in quite some time, I guess ever since her super hero show was cancelled a few years back she’s pretty much disappeared from everything celebrity related. everything but Twitter of course. Here she is showing off her cute little jobless bikini body while on vacation somewhere that’s apparently filled with grabby douchebags. Get your greasy hands off my midget you bastard! Interestingly enough, that’s not the first time I’ve said those words. Long story.

Shameless Nudity on TV of the Day

I love that TV is on the move towards porn…it gives me hope that one day my TV show will get picked up…the only issue is that I haven’t bothered writing it cuz I am lazy….coupled with the fact that I don’t know how to write, I don’t have any good concepts, even if I did, they’d never sell or get produced because I’m that kind of failure…but it is nice to pretend that all my ideas are consistently getting ripped off…like Californication or Shameless…cuz it is good for my self esteem….see no one likes to admit they barely exist…which is possibly why I cry when I masturbate… I’m just fucking around…I’m too lazy to care or feel like a loser…what I am trying to say is that tits on TV has been something I’ve always wanted when TV was invented….and something I appreciate now that it is here enough to skip the show itself and download the clip off the internet cuz SOPA is my bitch…. Here’ Laura Wiggins….getting fucked up the ass…..while having small talk… Here’s Emmy Rossum…..Hates me on twitter but I like watching her fuck….

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Laura-Wiggins-Shameless-s02e03.flv

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Shameless Nudity on TV of the Day

Katherine McPhee Armpit Lick of the Day

A dirty, hippie, vegan bitch I originally met in the park cuz she was trying to get me to sign something protesting composting not being available to apartment dwellers…or some shit I responded to cuz she had no bra on….and decided to make into a FB friend….once asked me when drunk if she could sniff my dirty armpit while I lick her dirty armpit while mutually masturbating…making me think Armpits are an actual fetish…and this Katherine McPhee shit is making someone somewhere very happy as her jerks off right now….unfortuantly…I like my armpit fetish porn with more nudity.

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Katherine McPhee Armpit Lick of the Day

Lea Michele poses for her ad campaign for Candies of the Day

That Dude From Glee who goes by the name Lea Michelle was cast to be the spokesperson for Candies…a company that has historically had hot photoshoots with famous bitches you want to fuck…Like Britney Spears and

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Lea Michele poses for her ad campaign for Candies of the Day

MTV Europe Music Awards Fashion Face-Off: Justin Bieber vs. Adam Lambert

It’s Justin Bieber vs. Adam Lambert in an epic battle of THG fan favorites. Taking a break from battling a paternity lawsuit, the Bieb thrilled and won big in Northern Ireland last night, taking home a pair of MTV Europe Music Awards. But how did his style sense (clean cut, preppy) match up with the always glammed-up Adam? Vote for the winner of this MTV Europe Music Awards Fashion Face-Off:

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Louis C.K. Bashes Twitter on Conan

Comedian Louis C.K. is never at a loss for words, and that includes regarding Twitter … on which he only has an account so he can tell people how to give him money. That’s a direct quote from his recent sit-down on Conan, and it wasn’t his last – the Louie star basically said that people squandering their lives thanks to social media. Between Tweeting and taking photos of events just to bomb them out using social media outlets, are we directly missing real-world experiences? Louis C.K. says yes. What would it take for humanity to put its phones down? The end of the world? The second coming of the Messiah. As Conan put it, “Jesus is trending right now!” Louis C.K. Goes Off on Twitter

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Dancing With the Stars Top Five: Who Will Win?

The Dancing With the Stars field is down to five. Who among the remaining hopefuls, who square off again tonight, stands the best chance of victory? Let’s take a look at who’s left standing, then put it to a vote … Nancy Grace will not win Dancing With the Stars . Hope Solo has shown improvement throughout the season, and her best may be yet to come. Still, the judges seem underwhelmed (to the chagrin of Maksim Chmerkovskiy ) and a surge to the finals will be a tall order. Rob Kardashian has been the season’s biggest surprise. He’s been consistently solid and is very well-liked, despite (or because of?) his famous family.

MTV Europe Music Awards Fashion Face-Off: Selena Gomez vs. Hayden Panettiere

Selena Gomez hosted the 2011 MTV Europe Music Awards Sunday. Hayden Panettiere was among the notable celebrities on hand. Which of these two gorgeous ladies was the best dressed, however? That’s the focus of this couture comparison. Previously, we featured Justin Bieber and Adam Lambert in a similar poll. Now it’s time to pit the Bieb’s girl against a formidable foe. Vote for your favorite style star in the Fashion Face-Off below!

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Hayden Panettiere Girlie Bikini Pool Party

I don’t know where this picture is from, but it’s cutie Hayden Pannetiere hanging out in her bikini in a swimming pool with her arms and legs wrapped tightly around another bikini clad woman and that’s good enough for this pervert. Now I want to see a shot of the two of them riding a jetski or jumping up and down on an oiled up trampoline