We did a little #stepGIRLS shoot with my friends over at @theheadhuntr and model @maril_yne smoking some totally legal products with some @mtbakervapor ….and by me, I don’t mean me, I was busy napping and they don’t let me around the girls on set, I creepy them out too much when I ask them sex questions, or try to sniff their panties…while they are still wearing them…but I do get to see all the loveliness in pictures…almost like a “wish you were here, fuck you”….and I guess so do you… That’s all I have to say about that..
Xenia Deli is some model who is ridiculously hot, but also is shoving her bra full of chicken cutlets to look like she’s got tits…for some lingerie company I’ve never heard of, but that I would want to lick off of her…no matter how long it would take for the acidity in my saliva to melt away her panties…I am willing to commit, because I am equal part pervert and unemployed…who has all the time in the world to show her that taking off her panties can be way wetter, rash inducing and pleasurable at least for me, if she just lays back and lets me put it to work… Here are those catalog pics.
Xenia Deli is some model who is ridiculously hot, but also is shoving her bra full of chicken cutlets to look like she’s got tits…for some lingerie company I’ve never heard of, but that I would want to lick off of her…no matter how long it would take for the acidity in my saliva to melt away her panties…I am willing to commit, because I am equal part pervert and unemployed…who has all the time in the world to show her that taking off her panties can be way wetter, rash inducing and pleasurable at least for me, if she just lays back and lets me put it to work… Here are those catalog pics.
There are a few things I find funny about Emily Ratajkowski. One being that before she got famous, she used to tip me off on her posts, personally, to get me to do posts on her. She was an up and coming nude model with a dream – and she shot with a bunch of people I know. I don’t hate her for her hustle, I just find it amazing that it actually worked for her…what a good set of tits will do for a girl – is remarkable..I mean I am sure there was some sex to get ahead lateral career moves also – like when she banged Kanye a lot…but it’s all part of the process.. So here she is for Cosmo…now that she’s a big actor…even though she’s still posting lingerie pics on instagram – because I guess it is all she knows. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks…or you can’t take the whore out of the whore…whatever it is – her eshe is for cosmo…
His name is GAVIN BOND and either he’s a great photographer or he gets access to babes like one of the best out there, Xenia Deli… Sure Xenia Deli may be named after your favorite place to get Jewish meat sandwiches…but the only meat sandwich I want when looking at her is hiding in her panties…a sandwich I would eat for breakfast, lunch, dinner and a fucking snack. I’m pretty sure I’ve said this before, but it’s friday and when a babe is named after a DELI, I have limited options…I mean why am I even writing anything about her – just look at the fucking pics asshole – that is why I posted them. Her friend’s name is Sloveig Mork..another insane name for an insane body…I mean I love these immigrant girls…especially half naked.
Natalie Dormer flashed her panties. I guess this is a big deal because the entire world is obsessed with Game of Thrones. So seeing her panties filled with her vagina meat, some of which is spilling out like an overstuffed pizza pocket, or sandwich you feel you just landed a great deal on, is probably exciting to some of you…I’m just bummed they aren’t sheer or even cum stained enough. I’ve just see so many panty flashes in the last 10 years, that another one on the list doesn’t really inspire….but I’ll still look because a girl’s panties are more interesting to stare at than her face….or whatever you’re supposed to look at when she’s fully clothed and not spreading her legs.
Suki Waterhouse wanted to show you the panties that encase the vagina that Bradley Cooper sticks his dick inside…when she’s not too busy looking in the mirror fixing his hair….or practicing his lines for some other shitty movie he is in that he’ll get nominated for an Oscar for…because Hollywood is a fucking scam and Oscars is how they groom people to make themselves more money…enough money to land a model, who may not be a top model, but who is showing her panties, because to her he is a win…..but to me her panties are a win… To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE
Alyssa Arce is some Playboy chick who I was convinced was going to change the face of Playboy. Because Playboy fell into the fucking gutter for two reasons. The first is because Hef got old and started choosing tranny looking blondes from the 90s, in the 2010s. It’s not his fault, he peaked int he 60s and rode that wave and brand proper for a long fucking time. The other reason is Manwin now Mindgeek…the owners of every porntube site, even the ones you don’t think they own, the company that destroyed porn, licensed the brand to handle their online sites for half a billion dollars and started using any girl they could find in the lowest caliber stripclub…diluting the quality of the pics and girls and pretty much sucking… But then…Alyssa Arce came along…with her massive tits and hipster vibe and I thought what a perfect crossover girl…who does fashion and nudity, perfect…. So here she is in some other magazine, not playboy and not naked….which is a bummer because I’ve posted her named HERE , HERE , HERE and HERE and I think she looks a lot better….but these pics are ok too…
This is porn to me. I already love RUssian women because they are money grubbers with no soul, who work as models and hookers and really anything that takes advantage of their hot as fuck faces and bodies. I assume there was some ethnic cleansing during communist rule, because seriously, every Russian girl I have met has been amazing… Anyway, this girl saw her car getting towed and I guess was in bed in her panties and ran out to try to save it…and the video was captured for us to masturbate to… Thank god for this girl…and thank god for this video…I am in love.
Toni Garrn is another one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s beards. You know his fake model girlfriend that has been added to his list of Fake model girlfriends…that just make us think that models aren’t models at all..but rather prostitutes working in the Brothel that is Victoria’s Secret…. Girls don’t like fucking their co-workers exes, even when their exes are Leonardo… I think the marketing team at Victoria’s Secret is going to need to find a few more A-Listers to send their girls to…just to dilute the vagina pool from Leo’s semen… It’s just too much Leo, that he should be the one wearing the panties in their Catalog, since whenever I look at their models, that’s pretty much all I see…his residue cheapening their stock…
