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Trying to Look Up Jessica Biel’s Pajama Dress of the Day

Here is Jessica Biel…the girl who found the man who I assume she was a fan of. You know the kind of young starlet who got into acting because she learned how to masturbate watching Mickey Mouse club, you know just by sliding her hands in her panties while reading one of those teen beat mags…waiting for it to start to tickle….leading her to LA to hunt the motherfucker down, trapping him, letting him do whatever the fuck he wanted while touring, showing him she’d always be there for him, even when he fucked up along the way, forcing him to marry her, leaving him with no option because she’s been so cool along the way and no other chick would put up with that, or have what they have, leaving her to no need to work her shitty movies, so she can focus on her pit bulls, her fitness, and spending motherfucker’s money in her old lady pajama style dress I am trying to look up… If it works for them, it works for me, but I prefer divorcees who failed at the whole marriage thing…they are far more fun to have sex with than those in lockdown…because they take far less work to convince…but I’ll still try to stare at any panties I can. That’s my commitment to panties. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Trying to Look Up Jessica Biel’s Pajama Dress of the Day

Trying to Look Up Jessica Biel’s Pajama Dress of the Day

Here is Jessica Biel…the girl who found the man who I assume she was a fan of. You know the kind of young starlet who got into acting because she learned how to masturbate watching Mickey Mouse club, you know just by sliding her hands in her panties while reading one of those teen beat mags…waiting for it to start to tickle….leading her to LA to hunt the motherfucker down, trapping him, letting him do whatever the fuck he wanted while touring, showing him she’d always be there for him, even when he fucked up along the way, forcing him to marry her, leaving him with no option because she’s been so cool along the way and no other chick would put up with that, or have what they have, leaving her to no need to work her shitty movies, so she can focus on her pit bulls, her fitness, and spending motherfucker’s money in her old lady pajama style dress I am trying to look up… If it works for them, it works for me, but I prefer divorcees who failed at the whole marriage thing…they are far more fun to have sex with than those in lockdown…because they take far less work to convince…but I’ll still try to stare at any panties I can. That’s my commitment to panties. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Suki Waterhouse Almost Has an Upskirt of the Day

Here are some shitty paparazzi pics of Suki Waterhouse getting out of a car in a skirt…because she’s a model who is dating Bradley Cooper, which I guess makes her more important than other models, because the world hasn’t realized that none of these idiots are talented, interesting or important…if anything they are the annoying kid in your high school class always telling a bad joke for attention because their dad’s hated them…if they even had a dad.. I prefer when Suki Waterhouse WAS SHOWING NIPPLE FOR FASHION … back when she was desperate to make it…because it would mean that she could land an Bradley Cooper…and she did…so a win for her, is a lose for us. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Liv Tyler’s Shitty Panty Flash of the Day

Old as fuck Liv Tyler decided to go out and fight with the wind for the paparazzi, because as she nears 30 she remember a time when she was an it girl and this is a good way to draw a bit of attention to recreate the glory days… I was more into her before when she was the lie in her mother’s groupie behavior, you know when she told one rockstar that she was his daughter when she was really another rockstars daughter…making her change her name at 14 to Tyler…because that’s when the Paternity tests, and what I like to call the lottery win happened… It’s just a nice kind of broken…that only comes when you’re from a household of slut. Here’s her panties, appreciate my GIF. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kelly Osbourne’s Ass on Instagram of the Day

Fat Kelly Osbourne decided to flash her ass in a thong to instagram, and unlike my instagram when I post a thong, she wasn’t deleted, because she’s Kelly Osbourne and in turn a huge TV star and by huge, I mean literally huge, I remember her in the fat years, and no matter what color her hair is, she’ll always be that hungry thing feeding… I am sure she’s a lovely person, I mean how could someone mooning the internet, living off a trust fund, pretty much set for life, yet still working be a bad person. This is the kind of thing we want from a girl…so if anything…I should be celebrating her….yet for some reason I hate this, but I’d still buy the panties…if she was to sell them on ebay for charity…and I guess so would every Ozzy fan who loves him so much that masturbating to his daughter…is less gay and even less weird, but barely…than masturbating to him…

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Eliza Gonzalez is Good of the Day

Eliza Gonzalez is some Mexican superstar, and as a Mexican I should probably hate her because she reminds me of my mother, only she doesn’t at all…because this hooker, unlike my mother the hooker, is lean and hot bodied, and clearly not a Mayan…I mean she’s one of those mixed mexicans who is not 100 percent me,xican by DNA, but more her European family moved to Mexico and generations later she was created…not to mention her John’s pay her more than a couple of collars for a fuck…she’s more strategic than that as she is on her quest to be the Next Sofia Vergara in America… I am not like the black guy I used to go to stripclubs with, who always hated when black strippers would go on stage, because he felt stripping was for white people, and black strippers were not being all they could be, and instead bringing down the race.. In fact, I encourage all races to walk around half naked with bodies like this…seriously, she’s fucking good.

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Amazing stepGIRL Panties Photoshoot by WhoShotYah of the Day

Our friend ROSIE got together with amazing photographer WHOSHOTYAH and took these amazingly hot pics of her in bed wearing some DrunkenSweatshop “stepgirls” Panties , and there’s nothing wrong with that…in fact it’s pretty fucking amazing… More girls need to get on this stepGIRL movement …it’s slowly on the rise…going to takeover…just watch… Follow Rosie HERE Follow WHOSHOTYAH HERE

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Lily Allen Panty Flash of the DAy

Lily Allen went to an event in some Florida Housewife looking beachwear that she wore strategically to flash the world her panties…because she’s on some midlife crisis kick that stems from never being the hot popstar – leading to her acting up in public and building an entire stageshow around twerking and flashing her ass for attention, but since she can’t pull it off legitimately, she does it as a parody…parody is code for fat girl who can’t make it happen on her own – mocking pretty girl who can.. Either way, I know I wouldn’t want to sniff her panties…too many babies, abortions, obesity and missed showers…but here are her panties she wants you to see none the less…like this was the fucking glory days. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Sophia Bush’s Sweet Side Booty In Leggings

I’m not sure how many posts I’ve done on Sophia Bush and her leggings, but they never disappoint. Here she is paying a parking meter and showing off some awesome side booty. I don’t know about you guys, but when I see a booty that nice, I just want to sink my teeth in it. Delicious!

Rita Ora Is Rihanna-light

I have a feeling that Rita Ora is signed by the same record label as Rihanna and that she gets all Rihanna’s rejected material. It’s just a hunch, but I’m too lazy to fact check. Regardless, here she is performing at G-A-Y and stripping down to her panties. Now even though she looks hot doing so, I think she will have to step up her game if she wants to compete with Rihanna in the long term.