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Meet Hottie Michea Crawford

Since I always love discovering new models, especially when they’re hot enough to melt my pants region at first sight, here’s Michea Crawford for Agent Provocateur Lingerie. According to my research, Michea’s from Quebec and wanted to be a flight attendant or something growing up, which would’ve been a total waste of her, uh, natural “talents.” So enjoy, and let’s all be glad she ended up finding a line of work with much better uniforms. » view all 15 photos

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Yara Khmidan’s Super Sexy Bikini Pictures

I don’t know about you guys, but it’s starting to get pretty damn cold down here in my mom’s basement, which means summer’s over and that’s bumming me out. So I figured what better way to counteract that than with some super-hot bikini pictures of my favorite Ukrainian hottie Yara Khmidan at the beach. And I think it must be working, because I can feel the temperatures rising again already. Granted, that’s only in my pants region, but hey, it’s a good start. » view all 13 photos Continue reading

Yara Khmidan’s Super Sexy Bikini Pictures

I don’t know about you guys, but it’s starting to get pretty damn cold down here in my mom’s basement, which means summer’s over and that’s bumming me out. So I figured what better way to counteract that than with some super-hot bikini pictures of my favorite Ukrainian hottie Yara Khmidan at the beach. And I think it must be working, because I can feel the temperatures rising again already. Granted, that’s only in my pants region, but hey, it’s a good start. » view all 13 photos Continue reading

Ashley Tisdale And Vanessa Hudgens Make A Great Pair

Add Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens to my lesbian fantasy files. I know there’s not much going on here in these photos other than them leaving a gym, but there’s a lot going on in my pants and that’s all that really matters. Now Let that sink in you heads for while fellas. Enjoy.           Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Weird Roadside Entertainment…and Other Videos of the Day

Ice Bucket Challenge Fail…Slams on her Head… Ice Bucket Challenge Fail…Dude Shits Himself Some Street Performer Gets His Pants Pulled Down… Road Rage Cat Fight.. Some Sick Fuck Tied a Dog in Plastic Bag – But it Got Saved…

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Weird Roadside Entertainment…and Other Videos of the Day

Lily Aldridge Struts Her Stuff At The Airport

Man, the life of a supermodel must be pretty exhausting. Not only do you have to listen to daily marriage proposals from losers like me, but there’s also a ton of travel involved, considering here’s Lily Aldridge already back at the airport again today. Anyway, I don’t know where she’s headed, but I wonder if this outfit qualifies as a flight risk. Because I don’t know about you guys, but the cabin pressure in my pants is rising to dangerous levels right about now. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Alyssa Arce Will Blow Your Mind

Meet Alyssa Arce . This is the first time I’ve done a post on the Southern hottie, but I think I’m already in love. You can fall in love at first sight through your pants, right? Anyway, according to my research, Alyssa’s a Playboy Playmate, which is great news, and she partied on a yacht with Justin Bieber or something recently, which is not so great news. I mean, what’s that teenage lesbian got that I don’t? You know, besides millions of dollars and fans and a yacht. Whatever. I’d still love to take Alyssa motorboating some time. And we wouldn’t even have to leave my bedroom. Call me! Continue reading

Bella Thorne Can’t Stop the Trouble

Don’t let the vintage Ninja Turtles t-shirt (or the ridiculously short skirt) fool you, there’s no way Bella Thorne is old enough to remember the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. In fact, I’m pretty sure she wasn’t even born when they first came out. So run away nerds, because that can only mean one thing. And no, I’m not talking about time travel, I meant it’s a trap. So just keep it moving. » view all 29 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Miranda Kerr Is Simply Amazing!

Leave all the stupid gossip about her ex and that teenage lesbian getting into a slap fight for the other blogs, because it’s about time the rest of us get back to focusing on what’s really important when it comes to Miranda Kerr : her pants-meltingly hot photoshoots. So here’s her latest, and if you want to get into a fight with anyone, do it with the lucky bastard here who just got paid to live out every dude’s biggest fantasy. Now that’s something actually worth getting jealous about.

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Shanina Shaik’s Sexy Lingerie Photoshoot

I think I must be in love with Shanina Shaik here, because that’s the only possible way to explain what I’m feeling when I look at these latest pictures of the Aussie hottie in lingerie. See, within seconds, my heart starts racing, my palms get sweaty, and all the blood flows directly to my pants region. And if that’s not love, then I guess I don’t know what is. » view all 20 photos

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