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Draya Michele’s Sweet Booty In Tight Jeans

You guys know that I’m pretty much powerless when it comes to C-list booties in tight jeans, so here’s Basketball Wives LA star Draya Michele at the store picking up the key ingredient for any reality TV show: a couple bottles of wine. I wonder if she gets to write that off as a business expense. And speaking of which, I’m going to need to go out and buy a new pair of sweatpants after the pants fire Draya just gave me here. Anybody know if I could write that off too? » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Draya Michele’s Sweet Booty In Tight Jeans

You guys know that I’m pretty much powerless when it comes to C-list booties in tight jeans, so here’s Basketball Wives LA star Draya Michele at the store picking up the key ingredient for any reality TV show: a couple bottles of wine. I wonder if she gets to write that off as a business expense. And speaking of which, I’m going to need to go out and buy a new pair of sweatpants after the pants fire Draya just gave me here. Anybody know if I could write that off too? » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com

Naya Rivera’s Super Skinny Leg Show

I always have trouble remembering why Naya Rivera is famous, I’m pretty sure she’s on Glee or some crap like that. But I have no problems remembering why she’s famous among us perverts, considering some of the sexy leg shows she’s put on for the paps. And here’s her latest, thanks to some awesomely tight leather pants. But if you ask me, Naya could use a little more meat on those bones. And I think a steady diet of Tuna would do the trick. Well, it would for me at least. Call me! » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Paris Hilton’s Booty In A Swimsuit!

I’ve never been a fan of PDA, unless me and the Little Tuna are involved, but for some reason I can’t look away from these pictures of Paris Hilton making out with some dude at the beach. Besides the obvious, that Paris’ booty is by far her best “asset” these days, it’s kind of like rubbernecking at a car accident. I just hope that dude’s going to be OK, and that he’s got good health insurance to deal with whatever he probably just caught. So don’t be too jealous, and just be glad you get to enjoy these pictures from a safe distance instead. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Eva Herzigova Could Use A Little Work

Since I know that you perverts dig former supermodels as much as I do, here’s Eva Herzigova showing off that 41-year-old booty of hers at the beach. Now, I know she’s not quite in vintage form anymore, otherwise she’d be rocking a bikini, but I’m still seeing enough to make me feel very happy and nostalgic right now. You can feel nostaglia in your pants, right? » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Kelly Brook’s Busty Workout Pictures

I guess Kelly Brook didn’t like me calling her booty chunky last time, because according to my sources, she went to the gym twice in one day in these shots, which is just nuts. I don’t even go twice in one month. Anyway, at least this time Kelly’s looking meaty in a good way, but you’ve got to figure that anybody who gets photographed going to the gym as often as she does would be in better shape. It’s got to be the exercises she’s doing. And I keep telling you, a few personal training sessions with yours truly and she’ll be fit in no time. Oh well, hopefully one of these days a hottie will finally be desperate enough to listen to me. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Andrea Calle’s Booty Is Back At The Beach

In case you guys hadn’t noticed from all the drooling I’ve done over her these past few weeks, Andrea Calle has one of my new favorite booties in the business, and here’s the Colombian hottie doing what she does best: setting my pants region on fire with yet another bikini booty show at the beach. I seriously hope this becomes a regular occurrence too, because a guy could get used to waking up to a view like this. Ow! Hmm, maybe I’d better go buy more aloe just in case. Photos: Fameflynet

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Irina Shayk for Cosmo China of the Day

I like Russian immigrants, for some reason they are all hot, they are all well put together, and they are all, even the ones working shitty waitressing jobs, trying to get ahead. They lack a bit of a soul, but still have that communist competitive instinct that makes them strive to find the thickest wallet to fuck…it’s some Olympic Gold Medal shit and they do that by looking good, dressing well, behaving, not causing issues…until it is too late. So seeing Irina Shayk do her thing, doesn’t offend me, I find it hot…even when she’s wearing too much clothes…

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Candice Swanepoel Boring for H&M of the Day

If you want to see a total misuse of a lingerie model, who dabbles in bikini modelling, and who I believe even has done some nude modelling, like this was the 90s and she was trying to pay rent, only it’s the 2014, and pretty much what you have to do when you sign up to be a model, you know you sell your body for money, you need to do what you’re told…kind of thing… Just check out these Candice Swanepoel in H&M leather pants, not even focusing on her ass.. I mean H&M may be worth billions, and her 50,000 – 100,000 dollar day rate may not be anything for them, and sure cheap leather pants, can be erotic, depending how hot it is out and how many hours the girl has been wearing them…you know making them panties a little swampy… But if you’re gonna book this talent, use it…If you go to a strip club, you don’t pay a girl to put on her track suit she wore to work… This is some weird reverse vortex shit, I’m not sure I’m comfortable with.

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Annalynne McCord’s Hotness Returns

I’m having trouble remembering the last time I saw Annalynne McCord somewhere other than in a bikini at the beach , but here she is at the 2nd annual Discover Many Hopes Gala (whatever that is) and cleaning up nice. It’s a good look for Annalynne (especially this one ), so I hope she starts showing up on red carpets more often from now on. And specifically the one I plan on installing that leads into my bedroom. Hey, I figure it’s worth a shot, right? » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com , Fameflynet

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Georgia May Jagger Because She Is Hot

Here’s everyone’s favorite gap-toothed rock star daughter Georgia May Jagger attending the opening of a new Sunglass Hut store in Madrid, because sure, why not? Maybe she even got a free coupon to Cinnabon out of it. Anyway, I have no clue how they got a hot model like Georgia to show up for a gig like this, or why they didn’t have her wearing a bikini on a fake beach, which is a total missed opportunity IMO. But it gives me hope that someday I might be able to convince Georgia to show up for a grand opening of my own. And yes, I am talking about the fly on my pants. » view all 36 photos Photos: WENN.com

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