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Katie Price Makes A Hot Space Prostitute

If you can figure out what the hell is going on with these Katie Price pictures, I’d like to hear it. Don’t get me wrong, I like a trashy chick dressed as a slutty space prostitute as much as the next guy, but this is a little ridiculous. It’s a good thing that she’s got those massive breasts, they really pull the whole outfit together. I also like her special camel toe blocking chainmail, nobody needs to see that crap.

Shakira’s Sexy Little Butt Is Hanging Out

Latin pop sensation Shakira has never been one to shy away from dancing around in a sexy little outfit on stage, so these pictures of her sexy little ass falling out of her pants shouldn’t come as much of a surprise. I don’t have a problem with this, the more ass crack the better I always say. Not to mention she’s wearing a tiny little bikini top that really adds a little something extra to these pictures… Boobies.

Cheryl Tweedy’s Awesome Little Short Shorts

I’ve been waiting all summer for these pictures. Finally I’ve got some shots of one of my favorites, Cheryl Tweedy , walking around in a tiny pair of short shorts and some sexy heels. What an amazing combination, her legs are just amazing. Shorts that are small enough to show off her tacky stripper tattoo on her upper thigh are exactly what I needed to finish off the week. Hopefully over the weekend we’ll get her amazing little ass in some bikini pictures ? Just a suggestion. more pictures of Cheryl Tweedy here

Selena Gomez Bikini Pictures

Apparently Selena Gomez is turning eighteen in twenty-four days, so until then turn away and think of something wholesome like apple pie or Jessica Simpson’s boobs because we’re not supposed to be looking at things like this. Although, she’s somewhat of a celebrity and I’m somewhat of a celebrity blogger so we should be good. If it were twenty-four days from now I would say something about how good she looks in her little blue bikini and make some lame joke about activity in my pants… But it’s not… So I won’t.

Irina Sheik And Jessica White Make A Great Pair

Not many people are aware of this, but if you take two supermodels like Irina Sheik and Jessica White , put them in sexy little dresses and rub them together you’ll get an incredible spark….. In my pants. I know that’s a lame joke, but I’m too mesmerized by these two hotties that I’m keeping it. Enjoy. more pictures of Irina Sheik And Jessica White here

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bubbly Hotness

I don’t know what supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio is doing here, from what I can tell she’s at an event hosted by a Champagne company. Whatever she’s doing, I’m getting a bubbly feeling in my pants so it can’t be all that bad. I would like some scientist nerd somewhere to figure out a way to bottle hot supermodels like Alessandra so that I can pop a cork an pour her sexiness all over my naked body. Why is science so far behind?

Pooping in Style

Huggies recently released “Jeans Diapers”. They're exactly what you think they are. This commercial just hit the air. The tagline for these diapers: “The coolest you'll ever look pooping your pants.” I couldn't agree more. added by: Pollo_Loco_

Bizarre Bird Smuggling Case Lands Two Men in Jail

Photo: AP / Department of Justice Last April, airport authorities became suspicious of a traveler arriving to LAX from Vietnam after noticing bird droppings on his socks and feathers peeking from the cuffs of his pants. A closer inspection of the man, Sony Dong, revealed fourteen Asian songbirds strapped to the his legs, valued at around $1000 each on the black market. Over fifty more birds were found when Dong’s residence was searched, and police would later arrest the smuggling operation’s ringleader. But after pleading guilty in court, the two men have been sentenced to jail for their role in the

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Cheryl Tweedy Is Absolutely Perfect

Here’s my future ex-wife Cheryl Tweedy doing her thing in a hot little dress last night at some party I wasn’t invited to. This chick is pretty damn perfect if you ask me, that cleavage is pushed up just perfectly for my taste. Just to be clear, when I say she’s doing her thing, I’m referring to that thing she does that makes a little blood rush to my penis. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens Needs To Work On Her Sexy Walk

I don’t know much about Vanessa Hudgens other than she may have a sex tape and might have posed naked for some pictures an ex-boyfriend posted on the internet, but that’s it. One thing I do know is that she really needs to work on he sexy walk if she wants to make it back on the site. I know that walking in high heels can be difficult, let me rephrase that, I heard that walking in high heels can be difficult, but watching a chick roll and ankle just doesn’t light a fire in my pants if you know what I mean. more pictures of Vanessa Hudgens here