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Kara Del Toro’s Sweet Little Booty

Kara Del Toro has been melting my pants region for a few years now, ever since I saw her in that stupid burger ad  back in 2015. So I figured it’s only right that we celebrate the start of another year together by me drooling over a sexy new photoshoot from the busty model, while she remains completely unaware of my existence. It’s kind of our thing. Enjoy.

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Bryana Holly’s Sweet Instagram Model Booty

I know Christmas is still a couple days away, but here’s an early present, since you’ve all been good readers this year: a new pants-meltingly hot lingerie shoot from InstaHottie  Bryana Holly . Just be careful where you open these, because I know most people’s offices have a much stricter policy about not taking your pants off at work than we do here at Tuna HQ. » view all 19 photos Continue reading

Ariel Winter Busts Out On Instagram

I always have a tough time doing posts on  Ariel Winter . One week, she’s looking chubby and overrated , the next week, she’s giving me a pants fire shaking her booty on Instagram . Or showing off her impressive funbags, like she’s doing here. Anyway, I still think  Sarah Hyland is the hotter Modern Family kid, but as long as Ariel keeps dressing like this, I’ll keep trying to figure out whether she’s hot or not. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go, uh, “investigate” this picture for 30 seconds or so. Continue reading

Martha Hunt Belongs In Lingerie

I don’t know about where you guys live, but it’s freezing near me right now. So I figured I’d post this new lingerie shoot from Victoria’s Secret super-hottie  Martha Hunt . Even though I can’t do anything about the weather outside, I figure at least our pants regions can stay nice and toasty. » view all 36 photos Continue reading

Jodie Sweetin’s Full House Boner In Maxim

I guess they must be doing another season of Full House on Netflix, because Maxim just got Jodie Sweetin (AKA Stephanie Tanner) in lingerie to celebrate. And you know, I never really watched the show back when it was on, but I’m definitely starting to feel very nostalgic for it right about now. Nostalgia’s one of those emotions you can feel in your pants, right? Whatever you call it, it’s out of control!

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Jodie Sweetin’s Full House Boner In Maxim

Selena Gomez – Leather Pants of the Day

I guess Selena Gomez lost her ass in Rehab…drugs…they do that to people as they crack the fuck out – or maybe it’s just LUPUS weakness destroying her….either way – this is a total misuse of leather pants….that probably aren’t leather because she’s a celebrity and vegans are fucking ruthless…..so still alive, but like a typical homosexual man dressed like a heterosexual, glammed out girl on her way out to a rager in the gay bar filled with cocaine and designer drugs…before getting butt fucked in the gay sauna….SELENA Gomez brings the fetish gear….. Now I don’t hate leather pants, I think they can be erotic, depending how hot it is out and how many hours the girl has been wearing them…you know making them panties a little swampy…unbreathable fabrics are EVERYTHING.. I just don’t like leather pants as much as dudes I know with Leather / PVC / LAtex pant fetishes, they are so into the shit that they fucking spend tons of money on it to get girls to wear them as they jerk off to them…up on some weird superhero fetish… And I don’t think Selena the Rehab girl with a terminal chronic illness is that exciting…she’s just a victim whiner and I expect more out of her… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez – Leather Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez – Leather Pants of the Day

Selena Gomez – Leather Pants of the Day

I guess Selena Gomez lost her ass in Rehab…drugs…they do that to people as they crack the fuck out – or maybe it’s just LUPUS weakness destroying her….either way – this is a total misuse of leather pants….that probably aren’t leather because she’s a celebrity and vegans are fucking ruthless…..so still alive, but like a typical homosexual man dressed like a heterosexual, glammed out girl on her way out to a rager in the gay bar filled with cocaine and designer drugs…before getting butt fucked in the gay sauna….SELENA Gomez brings the fetish gear….. Now I don’t hate leather pants, I think they can be erotic, depending how hot it is out and how many hours the girl has been wearing them…you know making them panties a little swampy…unbreathable fabrics are EVERYTHING.. I just don’t like leather pants as much as dudes I know with Leather / PVC / LAtex pant fetishes, they are so into the shit that they fucking spend tons of money on it to get girls to wear them as they jerk off to them…up on some weird superhero fetish… And I don’t think Selena the Rehab girl with a terminal chronic illness is that exciting…she’s just a victim whiner and I expect more out of her… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez – Leather Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsey Pelas’s Boobs Live On Snapchat

OK, so I get why I wasn’t invited to Sports Illustrated’s whole bikini model Fan Fest thing (it probably had something to do with my habit of taking my pants off in public, right?). But I don’t get why  Lindsey Pelas wasn’t included either. I mean, I know being a professional Snapchat bikini model isn’t a real gig, but who cares? This busty blonde regularly posts some of the hottest bikini pictures I’ve ever seen. And that’s got to count for something. Besides a five-alarm pants fire, that is.

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The El-Rich Motel Review

This is beyond disgusting! Nonetheless a good place to bring a hooker. Continue reading

Emily Ratajkowski In Sexy Lingerie

I thought  Emily Ratajkowski had given up on the modeling business and just gone back to being a professional Instagram hottie again. But it’s a good thing she didn’t, because this latest lingerie shoot is hands down one of the hottest things I’ve seen from Emily in months. I’m pretty sure my pants region just spontaneously combusted. So enjoy, but make sure to stay away from anything flammable just to be safe. Continue reading