Every once in a while gold rises to the top of the creamy garbage I am exposed to on the internet. From Memes, to Fame Whores, to the struggle of celebrities to stay or be relevant….stuff I don’t giv a fuck about…that is really just trying to capture and exploit my attention span like it was a sex worker in the eastern block….and like my feelings don’t matter to me…but my likes, follows, click to buy do…the creative space of the internet is all the fucking same…artists aren’t real…nothing is real…it’s all just digital marketing…and it’s fucking terrible… When all that actually matters is a chick putting her pants on with no hands…the little fucking things in life…you know.. The post Girl Puts on Pants with No Hands of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Woman Stripped and Slapped in Public Weird Pants Down Suicide! Half Naked Man Saves Dog Store Owner Beats Teen with a Stick The post Dude Cleaning His Ass and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A lot of change happened last night with the election, but there’s also a shifting tide in my pants with this brand new look from my muse, Ariel Winter! The actress debuted her bob in a cleavage-filled Snapchat that you need to see…. read more
So apparently my new favorite set of hot sisters Victoria Justice and Madison Reed took a trip to Lake Powell recently for a photoshoot. And yes, that’s usually the type of thing that gets my “lesbian fantasy” senses (AKA my pants region) tingling. But unfortunately, Madison was the only one who showed off much skin. And don’t get me wrong, me and the Little Tuna can definitely still work with that, but if you ask me, Victoria could stand to learn a thing or two about how to dress from her little sister… » view all 15 photos Continue reading →
It’s October 3, THG readers. You know what that means. Oh, you don’t? Well, that’s okay. We’re here to tell you: Mean Girls fans the world over recall that this is the day when Aaron Samuels and Cady Heron took a huge step forward in their fictional relationship! As a result, many years later, Mean Girls Day was born!! Doesn’t get better than that on a slow news day, does it?! Eh, it probably does, honestly, but whatever, here we are. In any event, what can you do to commemorate this third day of the tenth month of the two thousand and sixteenth year A.D.? Many things. Useless, but entertaining things nonetheless. For one, you can check out the Mean Girls cast then and now , to see whose lives are fetch (so to speak) and whose just aren’t happening. MASSIVE spoiler alert you will never, ever see coming: Lindsay Lohan has seen better days. Slash decades. Seriously, Mean Girls is like a time capsule of a bygone era when LiLo was fresh-faced, talented, hilarious and not 30 going on 50. Not to go all Regina George on you, but check it out: You can throw on your finest jeans and track pants, because some fugly skank is sabotaging your diet. You can still sit with us, no worries. Or you could just watch the Tina Fey-Lindsay Lohan classic for the 417th time and see if your knowledge of Mean Girls quotes is still on point. It’s hard to see how they wouldn’t be, honestly. After all, this film has reached the rarefied air where where people overuse its material in everyday speech to an almost annoying degree. That’s their problem, though. Not Mean Girls ‘ problem. Hate the game (read: the general public), not the movie that produced such gems as: “I can’t go out. I’m sick.” / “Boo! You whore!” “She doesn’t even go here!” “I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom.” “One time I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip flops. So I bought army pants and flip flops.” “I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular.” “Is butter a carb?” “That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.” “Get in, loser. We’re going shopping!” “Whatever. I’m getting cheese fries.” “I can’t go to Taco Bell, I’m on an all-carb diet! God, Karen! You’re so stupid!” “Oh my god, Danny Devito! I love your work!” “We only carry sizes 1, 3 and 5. You could try Sears.” “On Wednesdays we wear pink!” “That’s so fetch!” “Irregardless! Ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean, that’s just like, the rules of feminism!” “If you’re from Africa, then why are you white?” “Oh my god, Karen! You can’t just ask people why they’re white!” “‘Made out with a hot dog’? Oh my god! That was one time!” “Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco!” “Don’t have sex. You will get pregnant and die.”
The critically acclaimed hacker drama Mr. Robot may have recently nabbed a Best Actor Emmy for lead Rami Malek, but it’s the stunning and stunningly sinister costar Stephanie Corneliussen who wins a semi… in your pants. Check out the stunner’s unreal modeling past!… read more
Leather pants, nature’s pussy baker. The kind of pant that kills animals to make a fashionable article of clothing that makes a twat smell like a dead animal…exciting….to a pervert like me – who spends his nights watching college girls sing Karaoke hoping to see hard nipple or pussy definition because that’s what I do whenever I look at girls…it’s my thing… She was once an underage actress I am sure at least one of you has masturbated to, mainly because you are perverts, but also because America made sexualizing her illegal, and everyone is drawn to what they aren’t allowed to do…or maybe men are just drawn to underage girls in some unhealthy, obsessive weird way…thinking they are fresh and untouched, even though girls get their periods at 4 years old now, and have sex by 8…with everyone in their class…all thanks to internet porn and hormones in the food… But you don’t have to worry about that with this one anymore…she turned 18 and is already posting bed selfies…the gateway to masturbation videos… Now she’s a star..on stage…doing the actor, popstar..all while being totally uneventful… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hailee Steinfeld in Leather Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Hudson’s ass. I know I need to talk about Kate Hudson in a bikini, but damn it, the only thing running through my mind right now is Kate Hudson’s ass. Would you just look at the magnificent work of art that is Kate Hudson’s ass?… read more
It’s finally the weekend, and you know what that means: It’s time to bust out the beer and break free from your pants! Or, you know, something like that. … read more
It’s finally the weekend, and you know what that means: It’s time to bust out the beer and break free from your pants! Or, you know, something like that. … read more
