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Hilary Duff Corn Eater of the Day

The best meme of the weekend and a reminder than I can’t keep up with the internet – because people in all different timezones are online all day and they are following celebs on social media and they have access to the same paparazzi pics I do…making me pretty fucking obsolete, but the good news is that I already knew it…was well aware as I was sitting in my basement apartment, mold filled palace built of internet money that allows me to coast these golden years … So someone took her funny tweet and posted it over the picture in question – and it was simple, elegant and made it real…it tied it all together like a masterful dance my use of the internet just couldn’t pull off because I don’t think in terms of social media – I hate social media hence why I am on a sinking shit…but at least I’m here to write captivating commentary on Hilary Duff Sucking Corn, it’s a wholesome midwestern fetish, but dudes love all phallus based mouth on dick like things…and Hilary Duff in and of herself is a fetish of her own to her fans…so here it is. The post Hilary Duff Corn Eater of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Irina Shayk for Interview Magazine of the Day

People are so pumped that Irina Shayk and Brad Cooper were together during Paris Fashion week. There are paparazzi pictures of it going around….that I haven’t bothered looking at…. Not because I’m one of those weirdos who is against seeing rich and famous womanizers gettiing hot “published models”, I mean that’s just the circle of fucking life, if you want to have hot chicks, make fucking money, be the best at what you do, workout…dude deserves any pussy he wants…I’m just amazed that he’d commit to just one, what’s th fucking point when there are a million Irina Shayk’s out there….and even if she was on her best behavior…is still one girl in a world of many…. I just hate paparazzi pics…but I don’t hate Irina Shayk, this hooker / model / sugar baby / gold digger has used her looks and I guess intelligence, since Russians are very bright, calculated, soulless people, to take her to the top, and not just the top of A-List cock… She’s amazing…but these pictures fucking suck… She’s re-booked her lingerie campaign… A video posted by irinashayk (@irinashayk) on Mar 9, 2016 at 3:15am PST The post Irina Shayk for Interview Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter’s an 18 Year Old Monster of the Day

I am so disconnected with AMERICA…that when I see a fat chick, I see a fat chick. Call me old school, or maybe high standards, but the fact is that I fuck fat chicks, but I don’t celebrate fat chicks… I hate fat chicks more than they hate themselves…and I hate myself more than I hate fat chicks…that’s why like they emotionally eat…I emotionally eat their disgusting shit filled asses.. What I am saying is that the other day, Ariel Winter, who I’ve never really heard of, because I don’t watch TV or pay attention to much more than slutty paparazzi pics and social media pics, I saw people writing about how this bitch is 18. It turns out, she was some busty tween you perverts watched on some Sitcom, because I guess people still watch sitcoms…and you’re all so excited her big tits are LEGAL.. It seems like her being under 18, made you blind to the fact that the rest of her body, like most girls who start out young with big tits, was soon to catch up with her, because now that she’s 18, I hope you see the huge monster she fucking is. WHat I am sayin is stop celebrating fat chicks, teen or not…because we get that you’d fuck them, but at the same time, I’d expect you to demand MORE out of Hollywood and their casting…let’s not make her this “realistic” and walmart clerk lookin’…right… Stop making this girl think she’s a babe, and let her use her TV money for good, like a trainer and chef…bodyshame her because she’s paid well to take it….and hopefully she’ll pull it together and be all she can be…in hotness not in pantsize. She’s disgusting. RIGHT. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter’s an 18 Year Old Monster of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lady Gaga Naked in an Art Flim of the DAy

I don’t know what this bootleg video of a video is from because I don’t care about Lady Gaga and her artistic endeavours that are really just her trying to find some level of authenticity in what she does because she know she’s a hack, rich kid puppet, who is playing a lie because it makes her money, and that she needs to get naked and strip down for actual artists, or other rich kids pretending to be artists…because it gives her some level of credibility…and I guess what it comes down to..is that she’s got good tits. The post Lady Gaga Naked in an Art Flim of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson’s Snapchat of the Day

This just in….Ashley Benson has snapchat…She also has tits…and I guess the two have come together…in this glorious moment that would be more impressive if she wasn’t 10 pounds overweight..and if I had never seen her topless in Spring Breakers and in paparazzi pics…but the world…with their 15 second attention span…probably appreciates this… The post Ashley Benson’s Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Irina Shayk’s Bikini in Mexico of the DAy

Irina Shayk is not my kind of Russian because she didn’t have to escape communist rule, or really grow up under the reign of an oppressive government, you know really feeling struggle…..but instead got cast as a model and sold off to Euro soccer players as their possible beard… But she is my kind of Russian because she’s either a sugar baby or sex worker in her own right…but more importantly, because she’s positioned herself as an actual model…she’s become famaous as fuck and is making her money…and the reality is…she’s hot as fuck while doing it… That’s all that really matters…in these bikini in Mexico paparazzi pics…shes’ amazing. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Irina Shayk’s Bikini in Mexico of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift’s Wet Bikini of the Day

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Jan 23, 2015 at 5:20pm PST Taylor swift posted a picture of her in a bikini 7 days ago, that I was pretty quick to post thanks to being addicted to sitting on my couch with no tv and nothing better to do than to document Taylor Swift and her bikini on the weekend…. Well…apparently the paparazzi pics were finally sold off, the exclusive term of the sale is up, and people are picking them up…excited to see her in a bikini, showing the belly button for the first time, and a perfect way to promote the band she is promoting that we can assume she owns… Good times. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Anastasia Ashley and Logan Fazio Bikini Pics of the Day

The paparazzi in Miami are pretty amazing. The main girl responsible for the off season “miami” celebrity bikini paparazzi pics is named Logan Fazio. Her ass is on the right of Anastasia. She has basically created low level celebrities, using the paparazzi agencies to distribute her photos, and now she is taking it to the next level, by getting in front of the paparazzi while being paparazzi, only to create her own celebrity and when you have an Italian in Miami ass like that…you can’t go fucking wrong… Now I don’t know what Anasatasia and her are doing, but I can only assume it is something sent from heaven to better the lives of all us perverts who are into nice fat assess in skimpy bikinis on the beach… Maybe they are staring a girl group called the “bikini bandits” and this is them practicing their choreographed dance. Maybe this is the opening scene to a lesbian sex tape…yes…that’s what it is…because I’m old school and my lesbian sex doesn’t need to be in actual video…I can see it in my mind.. I guess the only fail in this is not enough toe touching….either way…Amazing…. I’m bummed I’m not here creeping on the beach, but rather on my couch in my own filth…because I could have been on the beach creeping…but chose to be on my couch in my own filth… It’s all part of being a reclusive people…reclusives don’t go to Miami for bikini photoshoots…duh. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Demi Lovato’s Instagram Bikini Pic of the Day

Someone told me that when Demi Lovato had her breakdown a few years back, it was because Miley Cyrus was tormenting her from her Disney mansion when bored and unable to leave the house due to fame… The rumor is that she was hanging a sex video they had filmed together over Demi Lovato’s head, because Miley has always been a trashy freak, and knew the best way to destroy any competitor with the same Disney hustle, is through sex tapes…a story I respect Miley in, but feel is a total lie drawn up by some tween fetishist… Well, now she’s posting her bi-polar body from some strategic angle that isn’t’ as doughy as she once was, but still just as lesbionic…and I appreciate all bikini pics, no matter what the mental health or sexual orientation of the famous bitch in the bikini is…

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Kim Kardashian’s Wet T-shirt for Money of the Day

It amazes me that Kim Kardashian is in any position to sell her paparazzi pics, that are clearly staged paparazzi pics, that feature her on her honeymoon in a see through wet t-shirt… It’s like her family set this up, then sold it to a publication for a lot of fucking money, because there is still money in the paparazzi world I guess, even though I thought instagram killed that shit… TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE The fact is that she’s a fucking pornstar , she has a video of her getting fucked…I have seen unprotected black cock slide in and out of her, she is not a legitimate celebrity…she’s just a media manipulator, and this is media manipulation…You can even BUY IT HERE … It’s like if this was someone who was respectable, being “out of character”…in pictures that the paparazzi took from a Helicopter, and not from the yard after they all had lunch together, it’d be worth posting, looking at, even loving… I can’t think of ay celebrity who hasn’t already shown her tits, who the media would really care to see in a white t-shirt enough to pay for…I mean they are all fucking whores…but the fact that Kim Kardashian is winning at this game…just blows my fucking mind… Here are the pics…. TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

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