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Nina Agdal Nipples on a Hot Photoshoot of the Day

I know I am a hater…but yesterday I watched one of her videos the other day and for a minute I forgot that she was just another hot body, bad face, on some Brooklyn Decker “we met at the retard institution our parents dropped us off at as kids”…with rocking the “will work for free, or tax credits”…only for SI to Scoop them up….I forgot that Adam Maroon 5 tainted her as the pussy he hit before getting engaged to his ex VS gf…Then today…I woke up to her nipples…nipples I’ve probably seen but forgot because all models show their tits…and I am not some weird fan boy who remembers things after I post them…but this shit, right now, retard or not…SI Covergirl failure or not…because last year was her year, but Kate Upton ate her way back onto it, and this year is going to be Emily Ratajkowski, pushing Nina Agdal to the side, a place where broken dreams leads to broken hearts and most importantly…bad decisions I am very into watching go down… All I know is this is very very well timed staged bikini photoshoot behind the scene paparazzi pics…the team is planning the cover right now…most of the shoots are being wrapped up for the Swimsuit issue…and now press, press, press and titties are her only hope to beat out EmRata…someone she probably hates for stepping on her toes and rattling up what was meant to be hers… Model wars…like the real side of it…the jealousy…the hate…would make for a good porno…if it was less about whiney bitches whining and more about them eating each other out…

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Kim Kardashian’s Photoshopped Instagram Lingerie Pic of the Day

Yesterday I was fucking around on instagram and saw that the most popular picture was this shot of Kim Kardashian that I am pretty sure has been photoshopped pre-being uploaded because even paparazzi pics of this bitch in a bikini only show up a week after her trip after being touched up by an expert, it is part of her quality control…since no one wants to see her gunt hanging over her lingerie….I mean I do because I like truths and know she’s a pile of shit…and not just cuz she’s brown….but cuz she is the lowest specimen of anything seemingly human…but people still like her ass and tits…despite her bad sex with black men on video that made her….so here’s her most popular on Instagram pic from yesterday that just pisses me off….cuz some people don’t deserve to esist…

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Amber Heard Vs. Malin Akerman: Who’s Hotter? [PIC]

We’ve got a battle of the blonde bombshells today in Mr. Skin’s Whack-It Bracket … Representing the B-Cup Beauties , it’s Amber Heard Vs. Malin Akerman ! Amber Heard Real-life sex appeal alert: Amber is an out lesbian who often shows up in paparazzi pics making out with her female dates Has been nude in five films, but went all the way (boobs, bush, and butt) in the skinstant classic The Informers (2009) Amber’s tight bod in a Bunny outfit was the best thing about the short-lived NBC series The Playboy Club Malin Akerman She’s Swedish. ‘Nuff said. Gave us the munchies with a brief but well-lit look at her love muffins in Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle (2004) and a whipped cream bikini on The Comeback Made out with Emmanuelle Chriqui in a threesome scene on Entourage SKIN CENTRAL’S PREDICTION: This is a close one- these gals are both Mr. Skin Hall-of-Famers- but we predict Amber Heard will win by a hair. Catch the madness with 32 rounds of mam-to-mam combat in Mr. Skin’s Whack-It Bracket !

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Sara Tommasi flashing

These paparazzi pics of Italian celebrity babe Sara Tommasi flashing her flesh colored panties in public will make you do a double take Continue reading

Pippa’s Slut Watch Continues of the Day

Here are some seemingly boring paparazzi pics of Pippa Middleton but that’s only if you look a them for what they are…shitty masturbation material…but if you scratch the surface of her feelings of being second rate to her sister…you know the least favorite one…that there is an inner slut ready to explode out of these litle black dress to either shock, get noticed or more importantly, disappoint her family by making them look like the commoners they are…cuz she’s only human…and there’s only so much she can take…like there is only so much non-slutty Pippa I can take…she needs to pick up the pace. Here’s some pics of her in a little black dress making progress….

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Amanda Seyfried Amazing Dumpy Dog Walker of the Day

I don’t know….this Amanda Seyfried bitch does a lot of boring, dumpy, almost disgusting looking everyday shit…but I know what she looks like naked from her SEX SCENES IN CHLOE and I figure she’s got the right to pretty much do whatever the fuck she wants cuz of that willingness to get naked for a role that seperates her from the Disney Smut she’s been involved in, being a little more strategic than Lohan, understanding that the less she gives us in her everyday life, the more we’ll want to see her in movies…so this boring celebrity in paparazzi pics actually makes me want to fuck her dirty unshowered pussy more than if she was prancing around with her asshole spread while high on coke….She’s doing thing good…. FOLLOW ME

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stepPHOTOSHOOT of the Day

The paparazzi are cracking down on me about using their celebrity pictures without paying them, and really I don’t like feeling like I work for those scum, especially since I fucking hate celebrities, so I’ve partnered with a photographer and we’re going to make our own sexy pictures of people who aren’t celebrities, but who are willing to let us take their sexy bikini, lingerie, topless, nude, erotic, obscure pictures…cuz producing my own content is really all I ever wanted to do with the site and ripping off paparazzi pics was just the lazy solution….that’s all gonna change…we are our own paparazzi motherfuckers… So here’s the first series I like to call woman in her lingerie who you would probably rather see clothed and working the check-out cash at Wal-Mart…. At DrunkenStepfather.com, we don’t like celebrities, so we make our own celebrities….and in case you were wondering, yes, the do make thongs in that size….

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