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Kim Kardashian’s Big Ass Secret Revealed

If any of you young women out there who want to famous by doing nothing and who idolize Kim Kardashian and her big fat ass and are wondering how she does it… This is how she does it, she stuffs her face with frozen treats every chance she gets. Secret revealed. She’s also normally really in control of what the paparazzi get pictures of her doing so imagine all the crap she gobbles down when nobody’s looking. And I thought her ass was genetic, I didn’t know it took so much work. Nice.

Audrina Bikini Pictures of the Day

Audrina Patridge brought her fake tits and tight little body out in a bikini with some X-Games, Vans Warped Tour lookin motherfucker. The shit is staged and paid for by the paparazzi agency who took the pictures, cuz I guess she is accessible, affordable, everyone likes seeing her in her bikini, she’s not too busy since her show was canceled, not that that ever made her too busy, and because she’s still relevant enough to bother with, and she’s just trying to stay relevant as long as possible, cuz it pays the fucking mortgage…. You know what’s a reality star to do to stay relevant….but more importantly…what’s a reality star willing to do to stay relevant….only time will tell…and in the meantime here she is at what I consider her best and most relevant to date…. You know, the future may be hazy for her, but at least she’s making ends meet and keeping her head above water, but I think she should thank her fake tits for that, they are the kind of investment that won’t ever let her fully drown…. PS – These could be old – But who really cares…

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Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, Scott Takes on Therapy

Due to writers putting it in the script his drinking and anger problem, Scott Disick is in therapy . This supposed treatment was a major focus of last night’s Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami , which THG forced an intern to watch and review below. Enjoy… Kourtney’s true other half is back in Miami this week, as Khloe Kardashiam Odom (did her ring actually get bigger?) returns to finish out the season of her show.

Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Hot Babe Models A Bikini

Here’s a hot little number in a tiny bikini. All I can say is what little meat she has on her body, I’m sure is enough to fill me up. Enjoy. Hot Babe Models A Bikini Video More AmaTuna

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Lindsay Lohan Tits for GQ Germany Photoshoot of the Day

This is the Lohan I like. Sure she’s a little chubby and is showing off fat tits, and the video was only shot a few months ago, cuz I posted the paparazzi version of this shit, but it was a time before all this bullshit fake courtroom drama, back when she realized relaunching her career while being a drunken fool involved getting as many photoshoots showing off her tit, instead of fake jail time and opening up rehab bullshit…this is the Lohan who still answered my calls and spent late nights eating popcorn on the phone letting me listen to her vagina clap, and by late nights eating popcorn on the phone letting me listen to her vagina clap, I mean being medicated to the point that she coulda been doing that but would have no memory of it in the morning. Either way, hot videoshoot.

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Blake Lively Almost Gives Us A Peek

For a long time now I’ve been waiting patiently here in my mom’s basement at the Hollywoodtuna World Headquarters for a glimpse or even a chance of a glimpse up my future ex wife Blake Lively’s skirt. Everyone has different goals in life okay. Finally I thought today was going to be the day… I was wrong. Mother Nature is too ladylike and didn’t blow hard enough to get Blake’s skirt flapping in the wind so that the paparazzi to get me my money shot. Stupid Mother Nature always ruining my plans. more pictures of Blake Lively here

Rare Birds Raise Secret Brood in Birmingham

The black-redstart population in Birmingham has four new chicks. Photo via the BBC Like a celebrity couple sneaking off to a remote island to wed or give birth away from the paparazzi and the spotlight, a breeding pair of one of Britain’s rarest birds has “successfully raised four chicks at a secret location in the centre of Birmingham,” reports the BBC, which has a

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Kate Walsh and Her See Thru Dress of the Day

I don’t remember who Kate Walsh is and I don’t really feel like googling why the paparazzi are taking pictures of her….cuz I am only posting the shit cuz it reminds me of one of the reasons I love summer…which is bitches in light fabrics walking against breezes so that I can pretty much make out the definition of their vaginas….even if there vaginas aren’t on my top 100 things I want to taste before I die…even though she’s a redhead and redhead pussy is like a guilty pleasure you don’t want to tell your friends and family about but you love it in the moment cuz it feels so wrong kinda thing…even though I’ve never had redhead pussy out of fear of it back when I had the chance cuz no one else wanted it and the bitch cursed with the disability was eager to get anything inside her…but you live and learn…. Pics via Bauer

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Kellie Martin to Miley Cyrus: Go to College!

For weeks, THG has been offering Miley Cyrus advice: put on pants, cut out the desperate antics, focus on country music – and shut up . But what do we know about it? We’re simply a (very attractive) celebrity gossip blog. We can’t relate to the life of a teenage celebrity. Kellie Martin can, however. The actress rose to fame on the sitcom Life Goes On and has remained grounded, most recently recurring on ER as the character of Lucy Knight and guest-starring on episodes of Grey’s Anatomy and Private Practice . Asked by Fancast.com if she had any advice for Miley, Martin replied: “Go to college.

Angelina Jolie Loving Life With Brad Pitt, Kids

From her home life with Brad Pitt and their children to her rebellious youth, to her wildly successful career, humanitarian work and her relentless run-ins with and coverage by the paparazzi, Angelina Jolie is a fascinating individual. Parade got the Salt star to open up about many of the above topics in a lengthy interview for its new issue. Below are some excerpts from her Q&A … On whether Brangelina’s kids keep them together: “The children tie us together, but a relationship won’t hold if it’s only about kids. You must be really interested in each other and have a really wonderful, exciting time together. We do.” On how her family completes her: “Brad knows me completely, exactly as I am, every part of me. He loves me. The children love me. They know all my flaws and all my oddities. And they accept them. And so I can feel complete .” Angelina Jolie is one cool chick . On her rebellious past: “I used to cut myself or jump out of airplanes, trying to find something new to push up against because sometimes everything else felt too easy. I was searching for something deeper, something more. I tried everything.” On celebrity gossip coverage: “We do everything we can to keep our kids away from it. We travel to places where the kids aren’t aware of that kind of thing. We try to give them a full life where they don’t have to come face to face with that world.” On being happy at home: “There’s never a period when Brad and I are pulled apart. We are not separated for more than three days, ever. We stay really connected. We actually don’t go out much. It’s funny. We’re very homebound.” On her late mother, Marcheline Bertrand, who died in 2007: “Mother never put herself first, ever. At the end, she said her greatest success was being a mother. She said she had missed nothing in life except getting to know her grandchildren.”

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