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Jennifer Aniston: Dating Christopher Gartin?

Is there a new man in Jennifer Aniston’s life? As in an actual new man, not just co-stars she’s supposedly friends with benefits with (Gerard Butler, Bradley Cooper) or ex-husbands she’s sneaking around with ? That’s the rumor, and the new guy is actor Christopher Gartin, with whom she was spotted having dinner last week at her favorite hangout, the Sunset Tower Hotel. If it’s true, the man doesn’t kiss and tell. “No comment,” he said when asked about their status. Either way, Jennifer didn’t seem too happy to see the paparazzi Thursday night as they tried to leave: Jennifer Aniston really wants to keep her life private, or doesn’t want the paparazzi to know she’s dating Christopher Gartin. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com] As you can see, the actress ducked and covered her face when photographers caught him driving her home after their dinner together, although who knows why. Chris Gartin seems like a good guy. He is 42, has dozens of credits to his name, hails from New York and was previously married to an event planner. Word is that Jen’s BFF Courteney Cox set them up . Think this is for real Think they’re a good match? How will he react to this week’s tabloid covers proclaiming that she’s having a baby ? We can only wait and see.

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TMZ Live: Murray, Prejean, and Zeppelin

Filed under: Michael Jackson , Conrad Murray , TMZ Live , Music , Carrie Prejean , Led Zeppelin We took your questions on everything — including Led Zeppelin ‘s rip-off dispute, the stripper that claims she was at MJ’s house with Dr. Murray , and how celebs can avoid the paparazzi. Plus: Carrie Prejean is tying the knot. Read more

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Alex Chung Dry Fucks in Public of the Day

I don’t know who this bitch is. I just know the paparazzi took a picture of her. I figure her boyfriend must be in a band or some shit, cuz based on the way he looks and the way she’s hanging onto him like a little slut, rubbing her pussy on his dick over their clothes screams that she’s insecure and is trying to make him realize what he has so that when they aren’t together he at least uses a condom when he fucks his groupies…but I could be wrong…it happens at least 5 times a day but in my fantasy world…I’m right…and that’s all that matters…I mean other than the fact that they are getting naughty in public…because as an exhibitionist I approve of this inappropriate behavior…cuz I get a taste of it without having to climb up fire escapes… Here is her passionate goodbye… Pics via Bauer

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Shakira Flashes Some Bikini Top of the Day

These pictures of Shakira whoring out in Spain could have been a lot more interesting…not that I really find Shakira all that interesting, partially because her breasts are small and humble, but mainly because she’s old and I hate that she’s bullshit, you see as an immigrant, she should be working the camera a little harder, she goes to the trouble in her music videos to pretty much fuck the air in weird spanish dance she exploits for attention, but doesn’t bring it when it comes to the paparazzi pics, when she should be taking whatever she can get, you know not teasing with a bikini top peaking out of her shirt, that makes me feel virginal and lame for noticing, but by teasing by fucking the air everywhere she fucking goes. She has an image to maintain…and this tame shit isn’t it. I am mad. Pics via Bauer

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Jessica Alba is Still Hot of the Day

Just a heads up….I can’t testify that her pussy is still up to speed or even still a pussy after the baby, but the rest of her looks alright to me and that’s all that matters to me since I’m not trying to stick my dick in her gaping hole and not touching the vagina walls, I’m just looking at pictures of it clothed and that’s all I have to say about that…. Pics via Fame

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Amanda Seyfried is Still Boring as Fuck of the Day

Fuck bitch…step it up. I’ve been tracking her in hopes she’d slip up from being this consistently boring cunt, but she’s been very loyal to her cause and keeps up the boring hustle, despite having seen her naked in a movie, and despite her potential to take over the paparazzi cuz the world is eager for new pussy to be flashed, but instead she just goes shopping with her homosexual friend, fully clothed, fully covered up, with no make-up on, like some kind of tree hugger lookin’ to raise money to help the oil clean up efforts and the whole thing upsets me. Wasted youth, wasted celebrity pussy wasting my fucking time. Cunt. Pics via Fame

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Royal BS: Tabloid Invents Details of Prince William/Kate Middleton Wedding

At some point, Kate Middleton and Prince William will likely get married. Here’s to hoping the ceremony takes place in a town hall civil ceremony! That would show these annoying supermarket tabloids, who continue to cash in on the mere presumptions of what this royal wedding will look like . In the latest example of anonymous sources citing unspecified facts regarding the couple’s plans, OK! Weekly reports that William and Kate will attempt to duplicate the nuptials of the former’s late mother, Princess Diana. “Princess Diana talked about what she wanted her sons’ weddings to be like even when she was pregnant with them,” said a source. Ironically, Princess Diana was also killed because the paparazzi were chasing her limo. So it’s nice to see celebrity gossip reporters have learned from their mistakes and are giving William and Kate room to breathe. Sigh.

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Naomi Campbell’s Russian Billionaire Pussy in a Bikini of the Day

I know seeing a crazy old black beast of model in her bikini unless she is throwing her feces at the paparazzi…but I have limited options and I feel that if I don’t give her a little attention, despite not really being my ideal type of pussy, that the Russian mafia will be knocking at my door demanding I do…not because I am significant, but because I am paranoid and know that any Russian billionaire is someone who is seriously corrupt and connected, who dates models cuz it is status, you see it was only a few years ago that they were all in work uniforms practicing gymnastics and other olympic sports in work camps when they weren’t waiting in line for rationed breads….before buying a Russian bride was made easy…but this isnt a history lesson, if anything, it’s a zoology lesson….you’re racist for thinking that was racist….and here she is in a bikini…. Pics via Bauer

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50 Cent Packs on the Pounds

Filed under: 50 Cent , Paparazzi Photo , paparazzi A week after pics of him surfaced looking emaciated for a movie role, a healthier and fuller 50 Cent emerged in Beverly Hills this weekend. Fitty lost around 50 lbs to play a cancer patient in the film “Things Falls Apart.” He should know rappers are… Read more

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Shauna Sand’s Plastic Pussy Works the Street of the Day

I have a soft spot for Shauna Sand and it is located in the women’s panties I am unfortunately wearing because we don’t do laundry and my wife is fat enough to make the shit fit like boxers. Sure, I find getting hard a challenge as I get older and the affects of hard drinking take hold, but I still find some of the most vile looking pussy worth fucking. I’m talking real poor, real dirty, real desperate, real affordable. The kind of pussy you would normally not even throw a dollar at on the street when it is playing the flute…I guess it’s got more to do with the fact that this gutter pussy that is Shauna Sand, and I really mean getter pussy, cuz if you’ve seen the Shauna Sand sex tape , you will know shit is beat the fuck up, discolored and possibly dead, doesn’t accept that she’s gutter. Sure she films herself fucking, she has shitty fake tits, she dresses in cheap sex store clothes, but she’s still all fucking hollywood, and I hate a bitch who is delusional…It’s like accept that you are meant to be working the street to pay your rent and not working the street to impress the paparazzi. I hate this bitch….and here are some pics for those of you who like seeing trash try hard to turn her vile self into an aging, melting, pornographic plastic barbie doll gone seriously wrong…something I like to call a pocket pussy I wouldn’t fuck and I never turn down a plastic pussy unless it’s still warm from the dude who used it before me. Pics via Fame

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