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Jessica Crushed After Break-Up

Filed under: Jessica Simpson Getting dumped by Tony Romo on the eve of her birthday was the best thing that could have happened to Jessica Simpson’s career — just check out the insane pap crush she attracted last night.Paps went absolutely ballistic for the one little “Indian” … Permalink

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Jessica Simpson’s Nipples Are Happy To See You

I’m loving the newly single Jessica Simpson .

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Jessica Simpson’s Nipples Are Happy To See You

Cindy Crawford — What a Piece of Aft!

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Hot Bodies , Hot Mamas Looking at a supermodel in a bathing suit never gets old … just like Cindy Crawford.The ageless 43-year-old mother of two showed off her ridiculous body on a yacht in St

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Kelly Brook in a Shitty Upskirt Picture of the Day

Kelly Brook stars in these latest horrible upskirt pictures. I don’t even know if I can make out ass, pussy or panties because of all the fuckin’ shadows and shitty photographic skills of the highschool drop out, immigrant, refugee the paparazzi gave a Digital SLR to to get pictures for them, but shit’s good enough to give you a good idea of the dimensions so that you can build your 3D model the area so that you can imagine where she hides her shit while you jerk off you fucking weirdo. I wonder if I’ll ever get tired of calling you assholes virgins who can’t get laid….and after much thought and analysis it turns out that I doubt it…

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Kelly Brook in a Shitty Upskirt Picture of the Day

Lindsay Lohan Covers Her New Blonde Hair With A Foul Orange Scarf

Listen up Lindsay Lohan, cause I’ve got a piece of advice for you: wearing a bright orange scarf on your head while shopping at American Apparel isn’t going to make the paparazzi stop taking pictures of you.

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Lindsay Lohan Covers Her New Blonde Hair With A Foul Orange Scarf

Annalynne McCord is in Her Bikini Again of the Day

I hate this fucking monkey lookin’ piece of shit and I don’t like how she sports her bikini all the fucking time because she’s desperate for cheap publicity….I am just shocked that garbage like this actually exists, I figure she’d be more the kind of urban legend your friends tell you about at the bar, you know the friend of a friend who aspired to be an actress and managed to trick someone into giving her ugly face work, after not being able to trick anyone in the class to date her, but did trick the football team into fuckin’ her because she was so eager for dick and only gay dudes turn down pussy, and now all she does is play around in a bikini in Hollywood and the paparazzi actually mistake her for someone people care about, and you all get a couple of laughs out of the memories he’s sharing with you about her , knowing that despite how lame she once was and still obviously is, she’s done a better job tricking the world and would probably not have to borrow 20 dollars off her friend to pay for her round of beer….because the loser in all this isn’t her, but us….because we fuckin’ care about her and her decent body that I can only appreciate when her face is covered the fuck up…On a side note, I think we’ve waited long enough to see her vagina.

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Annalynne McCord is in Her Bikini Again of the Day

When in Rome, Freak the Hell Out Over J.Lo

Filed under: Paparazzi Video , Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez went to a lingerie store in Rome last night — and apparently every single Italian in the country got the memo and showed up.That’s more people than will ever admit to watching “Gigli.” See Also Jennifer Lopez — What Was Your … Permalink

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Heidi and Spencer Pratt are Fucking Asshole of the Day

I hate this type of person more than you fucking know. I find it insulting that they are famous enough to have the paparazzi follow them.

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Heidi and Spencer Pratt are Fucking Asshole of the Day

Elisabetta Canalis In Her Bikini From the Winter of the Day

The paparazzi are excited that they get to dig into their crates and pull out pictures they never thought would be worth anything, but as paparazzi have no choice but to hope and pray that they will, because pictures of semi-famous cunts in bikinis can go either way, you know maybe the girl will just fade into obscurity or maybe she’ll date Hollywood’s most eligible bachelor, who probably owns 25% of her, and that’s why he allows this all to go down, and I’m not talking about the 25% of her that is in her bikini bottoms, I’m talking 25% of whatever she makes in Hollywood, it’s gotta be a business arrangement or she’s gotta take it up the ass a lot, because based on her face it just doesn’t make sense…even if he is old dick and his standards have dipped…. So these pictures are of her in Miami, before Clooney, when she was just some slag on the beach the paparazzi shot when they were waiting for real celebs, and her body is fuckin’ alright by me….

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Elisabetta Canalis In Her Bikini From the Winter of the Day