Jon, Jon, Jon.

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Jon Gosselin Pulls Knife On Paps
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Tagged albeit-the-pocketknife, begin-work, biggest, biggest-idiot, gosslein, heroes, latest-questionable, mischa, Paparazzi, really-hard
I hate Katy Perry, even though she’s letting us all know she’s a fuckin’ joker and this whole career and success based on a song she wrote when she was trying to get her boyfriend off during phone sex was just another one of her jokes, that went misunderstood, and went huge, and made her big fucking money, some kind of fuckin’ the system scam I’d normally be a fan of, but there’s just something about her face that makes me want to piss on it like she was a girl in a stairwell last week, and I was my friend who had to pee. Here she is getting a tattoo and tricking the paparazzi into thinking it was a Josh Grobin tattoo on her tit, while really it was a dolphin on her ankle in honor of the real girls who like kissing girls that made her rich exploiting their lifestyle…

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Katy Perry and Her Stupid Sense of Humor of the Day
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Debbie Rowed turned up to Dr. Arnold Klein’s office today wearing the mythical three wolves howling at the moon t-shirt in an obvious ploy to distract and intimidate the paparazzi.
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Debbie Rowe Harnesses The Power Of The Three Wolves T-Shirt
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Tagged bad fashion, beach, debbie-rowed, dedicated-link, each-other, entire, front-runners, kim kardashian, office-today, Paparazzi, photo scoop, podium, pregnant, video
I don’t know who this bitch is but she is in a bikini and when you wear a bikini and you are important enough for the paparazzi to take a picture of you, I have no choice but to put you on the site, even if you’re old and weathered and have no need to wear a bikini because you’re just nipples and built like a 12 year old boy, and last time I checked Michael Jackson was dead, and when he died, the world no longer had a need for 12 year old boys to be wearin bikinis anymore, not that I have any issues with small tits, but I do have an issue with any tit covered the fuck up.

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Some Bitch Named Tamara Beckwith in a Bikini of the Day
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Hold on to your facelifts folks, Mickey Rourke was out in London last night having a great time with the paparazzi after hitting up a popular London members only club, The Wellington until the wee hours of the mornin’! He even gave a pap a friendly kiss on the cheek and held up a Jesus statue and practiced some boxing moves. Hey whatever gets you ready for Iron Man 2! More Mickey: Mickey Rourke Against The Ropes
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Hey Mickey!
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Bauer-Griffin DON'T MISS Jon Gosselin & New Girlfriend Hang with Designer in St. Tropez Have Jon Gosselin & Hailey Glassman Already Split? Perhaps Jon Gosselin enjoys appearing in the tabloids more than he lets on.
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Jon Gosselin Steps Out With (Another) New Lady
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Move over, Ali Lohan . You aren’t the only younger sister of a celebrity that’s missing out on your childhood in order to follow in your sibling’s unhealthy, attention-seeking footsteps. Kendall Jenner, 13, signed a contract with top modeling agency Wilhelmina Models this week.

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Kendall Jenner Signs Modeling Contract, Apocalypse Nears
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Tagged channing, kardashian, kendall jenner, Paparazzi, south-beach, the-attention, weekend, your-childhood
Filed under: Celebrity Justice , Michael Jackson Cops came a callin’ to Debbie Rowe’s horse ranch in Palmdale, CA yesterday — when two photographers were cuffed after Michael Jackson’s surrogate called the cops.One of the photogs was busted for not having a driver’s license — the other for riding … Permalink
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Rowe Has a Cow — Cops Called
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Tagged cops, debbie, debbie rowe, hard-evidence, michael, Michael Jackson, Paparazzi, shot, video, world