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Pam Anderson and Miley Cyrus Save Whales in Vancouver Concert Together of the Day

It’s hard to get excited over anything that Pam Anderson is involved in, she’s old, she’s tired, her breasts are still stupid looking, and I was done jerking off to her in the late 90s…. Luckily she had Miley Cyrus to help carry her in hometown concert, these Canadians never fully capable of leaving their maple Syrup sucking ways..especially after being cured of Hepatitis..not that that is related, but it means she’s not dead yet and in not being dead…why not walk around Miley’s show in a one piece to discuss issues like saving the whales…a cause I support..becuase Marine Mammals are fucking amazing..even when Pam Anderson is not… But I guess the point of her doing this was to draw attention to herself, she knows as well as us that hse’s old and not what she was, she has to look at all the wrinkles and new discoveries of aging everyday – before getting plastic surgery to try ot fix it… And why not do it with Miley, a lost girl just trying to find her voice, her place and doing it in the silliest, sexualized, fun way…. Good times, but irrelevant times. The post Pam Anderson and Miley Cyrus Save Whales in Vancouver Concert Together of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Demi Lovato in Sex of the Day

Here’s a Youtube video featuring pictures of Demi Lovato and her boyfriend Fes from That 70s show making out in St Barths as people do for the paparazzi when they want to be talked about… I don’t know why they want to be talked about, or maybe it’s just Demi Lovato trying to promote her thick body and celebrate it in a “Look, I can keep my man, despite being fat”…because she’s like a lesbian and he’s like a homo and the two combined probably fuck everyone..why else would they keep this alive… I don’t like or care about Demi Lovato…I couldn’t tell you one of her J.Lo inspired “Cater to latinas and fat chick because they are loyal and it means you don’t have to work out”…songs… But they exist…and she makes bank…so YAY!… The post Demi Lovato in Sex of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sammi Sanchez and Sonia Ben Ammar Are Big Trouble Trying To Make It By Doing Nothing

This is the second time in under a week that we’ve seen teenage troublemakers  Sammi Sanchez and Sonia Ben Ammar taking the paparazzi for a walk. And trust me, unless you want a visit from Chris Hansen for Christmas, the only puppies you’d better be checking out here are their cute pooches. Anyway, I don’t blame Sammi and Sonia for this, or the creeper paps following them around. They’re all just hard at work right now. No, I blame  Gigi Hadid and the rest of those so-called models for making walking around doing absolutely nothing into a viable career path for young nobodies. But I doubt that’ll hold up in court, so let’s all just move it along. » view all 15 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Joanna Krupa’s Got it All Figured Out of the Day

Joanna Krupa was a “Glamour” model who really milked the fact that she was from Poland, because it made fore a good story when being interviewed for the shitty Glamour model type magazines… She did a series of very low level jobs, she even went back to Poland to try to have a career there, but then a miracle happened…called Dancing with the Stars…where all her dreams came true…at the eleventh hour…because she was pushing 40…and that opened doors to other reality shows people actually cared about…barely actual people who count, just the masses, who are clearly half retards, but still people….opening the doors for her to show up to restaurants in see through shirts…now that it’s all over…to get the paparazzi to take pics of her.. She’s a “shoulda been a stripper” kind of girl….but showing her nipples is ok….even if the tits they are on…are aftermarket and thus less valuable….they are still tits.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Joanna Krupa’s Got it All Figured Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lucy Aragon is Topless on the Beach of the Day

Lucy Aragon is topless in Miami, you don’t know who she is, she’s barely an instagram model, but she’s roomates with a few instagram models and latching the fuck on… I assume she’s in Miami preparing for Art Basel, not because she’s an artist, but because she’s into the scene and being part of all that the instagram models she’s befriended are into…There are a series of events all these idiots all go to, NY Fashion Week, SXSW, Coachella, Art Basel…who gives a fuck you scenester social media fucks… Her claim to fame is having a snapchat tattoo, because she stupidly didn’t get pregnant from Evan from snapchat…before he was a massive billionaire…. But I guess the paparazzi, who are going broke, are desperate, as desperate as this hardly a model…getting topless to be seen… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE If you’re into things SNAPCHAT has put his dick in, other than piles of money, and all of the world’s private snaps, here’s his new girlfriend, Miranda Kerr who Dresses for New York Weather, without jacket, because that’s the kind of keen bitch she is, in her efforts to Lure in Billionaires To See the Rest of the Pics – CLICK HERE The post Lucy Aragon is Topless on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Diana Vickers in a Bikini of the Day

Diana Vickers was semi-finalist on The X Factor in 2008…..that she’s leveraged into some kind of very very very low level career… She’s also in a bikini… Fascinating things these girls do on social media and for the paparazzi to generate some buzz. It’s like it never gets old…”I know, I’ll put on a bikini and people will care about me, even though I’ve done zero since 2008 when I was a finalist on X-Factor”… Maybe if she was hotter…this story would pan out differently for her…or maybe people just don’t love low level talent…making low level songs like this: Garbage…but at least she’s trying as hard as she can.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS – CLICK HERE The post Diana Vickers in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Avril Lavigne Pumpkin Patch Tit Flash of the Day

It’s Halloween and the fame whores are ALREADY MILKING IT ….because it is the time of year that they can get coverage for being basic fucking fame whores, with an excuse to dress slutty, even with Halloween a week away… EXAMPLE: Now the Pumpkin patch in LA is the key place for people to be seen by the paparazzi, so if they are there, it’s to be seen….you see they have assistants who can do this for them…and I highly doubt they really care that much about choosing the perfect pumpkin…not to mention…there are pumpkins in every fucking store…so this is an intentional look at her “Lyme Disease”…Canadian…and Tainted by Nickelback tit…overrated teen angst in her 40s tit…because people still love Avril Lavigne and her tits…something I’ll never quite grasp…but can handle looking at her tit..because tits… Sure it’s uneventful, sure it could be an accident, sure it could be she’s not fame whoring or trying to get noticed because she doesn’t miss the days of being relevant and making huge money…sure it may not be a reminder…but I will say with confidence…that this is the best thing she’s ever done..in the history of her life…which isn’t saying much, since her music sucks, but you know what I mean… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Avril Lavigne Pumpkin Patch Tit Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Biggest Girls in Entertainment of the Day

This is a “literally”…situation…Not “Literally” like the 18 year old girls I sext use literally… Because these two can…and do…and not just when at the all you can eat buffet…but also in maximizing the fat girl market, which is the majority of people, by producing content for them while acting empowered about their sex appeal…in the new generation of fat girls who think they are sexy, because people are more accustomed to fucking fat girls, something I’ve been doing forever…because sometimes getting sex outweighed how disgusting the girl I was fucking was….but I never really went for the fat girls who fucked black guys…because those fat girls….like these fat girls think they are fatter than they are…. Terrifying… The post The Biggest Girls in Entertainment of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sarah Silverman’s Got Big Tits of the Day

Sarah Silverman wore a slutty enough dress that showcased her big tits…because I guess in her older age she’s realized that showing off her tits, instead of wearing oversized sweaters, like the awkward, loud, poop and pee joking Jewish girl at the summer camp…isn’t very Hollywood..in both her comedy…and I guess her tits.. I’ve known Jewish girl, they’ve almost always had big tits, and the tits coupled with the blowjob skills have always been their savior, like they were Moses…because it off sets their troll-ish faces…was that anti-israeli? I mean I get it there are hot jewish girls…calm down…bitch who thinks she’s hot because she knows she’ll find a Jewish Husband since he has to marry a Jewish girl to keep family happy… Tits in a dress on a monster don’t excite me…I’ve also never found Sarah Silverman funny. I generally don’t like girl comedians unless they are bikini models, and even then they annoy me…I am misogynistic and think they should stick to being in the writing room, not in front of the camera, unless naked…it’s like give the jokes you write to the babes and edit out the potty humor…it’s dumb….. Even with these surprise Jimmy Kimmel eating tits…she’s still ugly…and in her ugly…is that on more than one occasion dudes have told me they find her hot…she’s even made Maxim top 100 list, because I guess there are only 99 babes in Hollywood and they had to throw a comedian in the mix…it’s just weird to me…but tits…right..tits…tits. At least she’s trying, looks shower, has make-up on, and doesn’t have that monster who has given up, despite being rich and hugely successful, slob she normally looks like. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sarah Silverman’s Got Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton Pretending She’s Working Out of the Day

This is the most hysterical, insane picture, set by her PR team…so fucking staged that it is a fucking joke….it’s almost more staged than any paparazzi set of pics I’ve ever really seen and I’ve been doing this forever… I mean, she’s rich, her husband or boyfriend who cheats on her and leaks her nudes is rich….they have gyms in their houses, and at their hotels, and they can train anywhere…. But girl, who is ripped apart like she rips apart the pizza and cake she devours, before and after the gym….on the daily for being a top model, not being considered a plus sized model when her body caught up to her tits…and has since gone onto acting in movies…despite having no talent…because you don’t need talent…when you have big tits… She’s a monster, but people still humor her…and I guess this is her way of showing the world she’s fit…full squat…let’s call the paparazzi because clearly, based on everything about her…it doesn’t happen too often and it should be news….now where are all the donuts? hiding in her stomach? right.. . TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton Pretending She’s Working Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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