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Kate Upton Pretending She’s Working Out of the Day

This is the most hysterical, insane picture, set by her PR team…so fucking staged that it is a fucking joke….it’s almost more staged than any paparazzi set of pics I’ve ever really seen and I’ve been doing this forever… I mean, she’s rich, her husband or boyfriend who cheats on her and leaks her nudes is rich….they have gyms in their houses, and at their hotels, and they can train anywhere…. But girl, who is ripped apart like she rips apart the pizza and cake she devours, before and after the gym….on the daily for being a top model, not being considered a plus sized model when her body caught up to her tits…and has since gone onto acting in movies…despite having no talent…because you don’t need talent…when you have big tits… She’s a monster, but people still humor her…and I guess this is her way of showing the world she’s fit…full squat…let’s call the paparazzi because clearly, based on everything about her…it doesn’t happen too often and it should be news….now where are all the donuts? hiding in her stomach? right.. . TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton Pretending She’s Working Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Doutzen Kroes in Holland Herald of the Day

Doutzen Kroes was fired from Victoria’s Secret because she’s old, too expensive, and there are a bunch of hotter, younger girls who are more keen to get involved with the brand…they don’t need some mom and her mixed race…which is mulatto or half breed to the racists I know you are….they don’t need some DJ whore from the Netherlands annoying them with her bullshit diva demands…so they let her leave gracefully…and pretend she’s got better things to do, you know new projects, a new direction that will take up all her time making it impossible to give Victoria’s Secret the one day a month they need her and pay her millions of dollars for…SURE… You know, projects like fame whoring for the paparazzi in Miami…going to clubs to supervise her man…and this …”The Holland Herald”….moving’ on up…fading into obscurity…as models in their 30s do. The post Doutzen Kroes in Holland Herald of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Doutzen Kroes in Holland Herald of the Day

Doutzen Kroes was fired from Victoria’s Secret because she’s old, too expensive, and there are a bunch of hotter, younger girls who are more keen to get involved with the brand…they don’t need some mom and her mixed race…which is mulatto or half breed to the racists I know you are….they don’t need some DJ whore from the Netherlands annoying them with her bullshit diva demands…so they let her leave gracefully…and pretend she’s got better things to do, you know new projects, a new direction that will take up all her time making it impossible to give Victoria’s Secret the one day a month they need her and pay her millions of dollars for…SURE… You know, projects like fame whoring for the paparazzi in Miami…going to clubs to supervise her man…and this …”The Holland Herald”….moving’ on up…fading into obscurity…as models in their 30s do. The post Doutzen Kroes in Holland Herald of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christina Milian’s Juicy Booty In A Bikini

Christina Milian hit the beach in Miami the other day and thankfully she called the paparazzi to take pictures of her juicy booty. Without them present, it would be a wasted opportunity for some easy press. Anyway, I remember her to be a lot firmer, but nonetheless at my old age, I’ll appreciate whatever I can get.           Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Izabel Goulart Did Some Staged Bikini Paparazzi Pics of the Day

I don’t know if you know how these paparazzi situations work, but they are always staged. It’s when models or actors are feeling a little down on themselves and in need of some type of attention in the media, so they call up their paparazzi friend in whatever city they are in, they all have them, and they prance around with their fit celebrity and bikini model bodies…in some of the lamest, most desperate shit, ever… I remember when celebrities hated the attention, they hated being seen, now they fucking post the paparazzi pics on their social media like “Look how good I look”….what the fuck is wrong with people… What was once more exclusive, and pictures were more criminal and stalker-y to get…is now celebrated, sensationalized and how these bitches stay relevant, in one pile of reality show caliber quality content that people love because of the fucking bikini… Ridiculous, but she’s fit and old and I guess doing all she can…to keep working… Here she is skippping Good morning…Days like this are remembered forever!! With friends doing what I like best and singing along my favorite song !! Bom dia…Dias como este são lembrados para sempre!! Com amigos fazendo o que eu mais gosto e cantando a minha música favorita!! #BodyByIza #moodon #seaside #jumprope #singing #perfectday #diaperfeito #amogos #diversao A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Sep 29, 2015 at 5:27am PDT TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Izabel Goulart Did Some Staged Bikini Paparazzi Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Hudgens Sisters are Interesting of the Day

I knew that Vanessa HUdgens had a younger sister who is more of a party slut, who goes to rave, and not so much an actor who does anything more than being Vanessa Hudgen’s sister…probably a better place to be than being the actual famous person because less people give a fuck about you…but you can still get the perks with one phone call… I knew she had bigger tits, that she shows off on the regular but not as effectively as her sister who releases nude pics, untrimmed, often…something I love…and would like her sister to participate in…because it makes girls more interesting… I didn’t know she was a fucking tank twice the size of her older sister…a monster even…terrifying…yet erotic now that I know..and I’m probably not better for it…but who cares, I did a post on it anyway…that’s the very useless power I possess… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post The Hudgens Sisters are Interesting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rachel Hilbert Bikini Modeling of the Day

Rachel Hilbert is the young looking Victoria’s Secret model I assume they are using to replace Candice Swanepoel as the while blonde with a fit body…. People are pretty excited by these staged paparazzi pics that the brand sets up to get an extra push for their campaign they are shooting…because they are just basic Catalog pics…that are relatively uneventful, but if the girls tweet and instagram it…and the paparazzi shoot it…and blogs post it…before the brand releases it…and blogs repost it…and the girls post more to their twitter and instagram…it’s like hitting us from every angle with the same fucking boring picture of young, tight, half naked bodies…poking their little asses out…looking like they have little ethiopian bodies…which would make sense because she probably hasn’t eaten the week before this shoot, it’s a huge deal…it’s Victoria’s Secret… She was discovered at 15 and groomed for this… perverted. She’s now 20, not that perverted because she’s legal…so not so perverted….but all I can wonder is…what billionaire or famous actor she’ll fuck throughout the next 8 years she has a career before being grandma age in model years…like the girl she’s set to replace…Candice… Here are some of the pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rachel Hilbert Bikini Modeling of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amber Heard in a Bikini of the Day

I wonder how many of you basic motherfuckers are going to make a “Got Milk” joke about Amber Heard, the pussy eating when it was good for PR, before homewrecking Johnny Depp’s home, and making the motherfucker marry her, because he’s old and young hipster pussy that is the right kind of manipulative, who knows the system and how to get what she wants, proven in the fact that she’s cast in movies prior to getting with the A-Lister….who she has by the balls… I wonder…if they are going to make comments about her having herpes from the rise and fall of her career and personal life… I wonder if anyone will make jokes about her having cum on her lip, because your cum is so rank, old and backed up that it looks like thick sunscreen.. I wonder if she’s doing this lip treatment for the paparazzi to get them talking, or if she does lip laser removal, and she can’t get lip in the sun.. Either way, decent booty, not sure if I’d marry the bitch if I was Depp, I’d probably just fuck it and move onto hotter, and better…but I guess you can’t speak for a motherfucker who has been in the game, having pussy and money thrown at him….since the 80s…because as a blogger, I’d fuck anything… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Amber Heard in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Claire Danes Goes for a Jog of the Day

I have a workout short fetish…it’s actually the reason I joined a gym a few years ago…I just couldn’t get enough of the shit…and by joined a gym I mean stood outside and watched girls working out on an elliptical before being asked to leave on day 4 by security….It’s not my fault they have windows on street level to look into…or that they set up the equipment to put on a show…It was intentional to get people to notice and sign-up, I just overstayed my welcome…oppressive fucks.. I also have a jogging fetish, and not in a “I’ll follow her home and have my way with her” kind of way, but more a look at that girl run…her ass and pussy look so nice…as her titties bounce…I sit in a park most days, I mean I don’t know where you expect me to draw inspiration from… I’ve seen all kinds of girls jogging, hot and hot hot, and I still managed to like it…enough to keep staring.. But for some reason, when My So Called Face, Claire Danes does it, I feel like I’m watching Caitlin Jenner.. I guess what I’m saying is…save the short fitness shorts for the young tight girls buying starbucks…and not the 40 year old moms running for the paparazzi intentionally because clearly she’s got some shit to promote… Shit that we can assume are more than just her cankles… What is she running from? Safe to assume from any sex appeal she might have had.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Claire Danes Goes for a Jog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Angela Simmons in a White Bikini Bottom of the Day

RUN DMC’s greatest legacy is Angela Simmons…not the collab he did with the BEastie Boys or Aerosmith…or really anything in innovative and foundation of popular rap music…but rather Angela Simmons…the trust fund kid who just kicks it in the miami house all the fucking time… ANd Angela Simmons’ greatest legacy is wearing the white bikini, that when wet is see through, for the paparazzi she called, cuz that’s just the kind of girl all girls, especially trust fund rich kids, are… Depsite not loving Angela Simmons, or her body…I am reminded how much I love the white bikini, and I remember all the times I’ve been by the pool in the summer as a kid…staring at labia women didn’t know I was staring at…as they tanned after a dip and I memorized each labia fold through the see through when wet bikini…thinking to myself the entire time….”she totally wants me staring at her pussy, there’s no way any girl is amateur in bikinis, knowing they try them on 100 times before buying them, only to try on 100 times before wearing them that day…coupled with common knowledge that white is see through when wet”…it made the erections more serious…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Angela Simmons in a White Bikini Bottom of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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