Izabel Goulart had a high fashion Panty Flash, which is not like a Paris Hilton panty flash, in which she has hired the paparazzi to snap off a picture of her panties as she gets out of a car, something the general public thinks is a natural whoring, but anyone who knows Paris Hilton would know is not some random event, partially because she is a fame whore, but more importantly, because any panties her vagina comes in contact with would be so soiled… No, this is not a post about Paris Hilton, it is about Izabel Goulart’s panty flashing for a fashion shot, and not for the paparazzi…which is still panties being flashed and thus still count as a panty flash to me, since about the same production goes into this as panty flashes you see on the fame whore…and all panty flashes are created equally….in this affirmative action kind of world… The post Izabel Goulart’s Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess now that Beyonce has moved to LA to be amongst the equally rich and famous, only a little more sun soaked….and a lot less urban…she’s getting into the paparazzi groove, something she’s obviously used to being Beyonce, but it just seems like it is worst in LA…and I guess she’s using it as an opportunity to work them milk filled mom tits, unless those are just fat chick tits, or maybe they are implants as these famous people do…who knows…I just know she’s flaunting tit…tit that she probably tries to distract Jay Z from fucking other girls with…but that probably doesn’t stop him as being a billionaire rapper who owns Rihanna…probably likes dipping it other things…but Beyonce, politically, is good for business…here’s her shirt.. All this to say…I prefer Nicki Minaj’s nip slip…another phony rappper….who pretends to identify with her black roots, when really I just think she’s mocking it…and cashing in…a theory proved in her early carer…and more importantly…proved in the fact the record execs found her in an acting school… So much light skinned girl in this post…I could just shit myself…all it is missing is Christina Milian, but I posted those earlier…. The post Beyonce’s Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Things are very serious between Benji Madden and Cameron Diaz. Because they were caught kissing at a Lakers game ? No. Because Madden and Diaz got married early last month? No. Okay, well… yeah. Obviously. But here is how we know Madden really, truly, absolutely is in love with Diaz: because he just got a new tattoo! Of her first name! Across his chest! “Thinking bout you. #LuckyMan,” Madden wrote as a caption to the above Instagram image, which put his brand new piece of ink front and center. Madden and Diaz only dated for a few months before whirlwind romance culminated in a wedding last month at their home in Beverly Hills. The romantic event included such guests as Drew Barrymore, Nicole Richie, Reese Witherspoon and Gwyneth Paltrow. “We couldn’t be happier to begin our new journey together surrounded by our closest family and friends,” the newlyweds said in a joint statement soon after exchanging vows. We’d say Madden’s tattoo ensures that he and Diaz will live a full, happy life together as man and wife. But Amber Rose once got a tattoo of Wiz Khalifa’s face on her arm . And we all know how that marriage ended . 24 Tattoos These Celebrities May One Day Regret 1. Justin Bieber Jesus Tattoo View Photo Justin Bieber has a tattoo of Jesus Christ on his left calf. We wonder how Jesus would react to some of this singer’s actions. 2. Ariana Grande Neck Tattoo View Photo Ariana Grande now has a neck tattoo. It reads “Mille tendresse,” which translates to a “thousand tendernesses.” 3. Farrah Abraham Mom Tattoo View Photo Farrah Abraham’s mom tattoo honors herself, clearly. She rules at momming. 4. Chris Brown’s Tats View Photo Chris Brown has many tats. He is very well inked up you could say. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Sinead O’Connor Cheek Tattoos View Photo Sinead O’Connor now has one tattoo on each cheek. They are the letters Q and B. 6. Aaron Hernandez Tattoos View Photo Aaron Hernandez is a man of many tattoos. And criminal investigations it appears. 7. Amber Rose Tattoo View Photo Amber Rose has gotten a tattoo of Wiz Khalifa on her body. Now this is true love! 8. Ryan Cabrera Tattoo View Photo Ryan Cabrera has a tattoo of Ryan Gosling on his leg. He swears that it’s real. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Harry Styles Butterfly Tattoo View Photo Harry Styles has a new tattoo. It’s of a butterfly. What do you think? 10. Jenelle Evans’ New Tattoo View Photo Jenelle Evans gets a new tattoo. It’s not small. 11. Rihanna Isis Tattoo View Photo Rihanna gets a giant tattoo of the goddess Isis on her chest to honor her late grandmother. Thoughts? 12. Lady Gaga ArtPop Tattoo View Photo Lady Gaga recently tweeted out a pic of her new tattoo … and possible album title. It says ARTPOP. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. JWoww Tiger Tattoo View Photo JWoww recently got a new tiger tattoo. Fan? Not a fan? 14. Kailyn Lowry Tattoo View Photo Kailyn Lowry of Teen Mom 2 recently got this absolutely crazy tattoo on her back. Check it out. 15. Maci Bookout Tattoos View Photo Look at Maci Bookout’s tattoos. The Teen Mom star is a total wild woman. 16. Vinny Guadagnino Tattoo View Photo Vinny Guadagnino gets shirtless and shows off his tattoo on Jersey Shore. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Miley Cyrus Lip Tattoo View Photo Miley Cyrus rocks an eccentric tattoo in this photo. Are you digging it? 18. Rick Ross Tattoo View Photo Yes, this is a real tattoo on the chin of Rick Ross. The rapper plans to be Rich Forever. 19. Kelly Osbourne Head Tattoo View Photo Yes, Kelly Osbourne really is getting a tattoo in this photo. On her skull. 20. Miley Cyrus Tattoo Photo View Photo Miley Cyrus and her friends honor the former’s late dog, Floyd, with these tattoos. What do you think? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. LOVE YER BRAIN Tattoo View Photo Miley Cyrus points to a new tattoo in this photo. It reads “LOVE YER BRAIN.” 22. Cara Delevingne Tattoo View Photo On whose body is this “Bacon” tattoo? That of model Cara Delevingne, of course! 23. Drake Emoji Tattoo View Photo Yes, Drake now has a tattoo of an emoji on his arm. Many people are making fun of him for it. 24. Benji Madden Tattoo View Photo How much does Benji Madden love Cameron Diaz? Enough to get a tattoo of his wife’s name on his chest! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Did you like 24 Tattoos These Celebrities May One Day Regret? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
The most shocking thing about Tyga dating Kylie Jenner is the creepy (and illegal) age difference between the rapper and the reality star. The second most shocking thing is the fact that Tyga’s famous friends keep sticking their necks out to defend his right to sleep with teenage girls. Last week, Kanye West confirmed the Kylie-Tyga relationship in a radio interview that finally made us understand why Yeezy’s always comparing himself to Michael Jackson. Now, hip hop’s other most notorious douche bag is speaking out about the Kyga affair, and it turns out he’s also cool with statutory rape: Chris Brown Talks Tyga, Kylie Jenner “Whatever decision [Tyga] wants to make, I’m gonna rock with him,” Chris Brown said in a recent interview. “We see eye-to-eye on a lot of things. I just tell him, ‘Hey man, if you was dating some regular chick, you wouldn’t be talked about.'” To clarify: When Brown says “regular chick,” he means “adult woman.” And when he says “you wouldn’t be talked about,” he means to say, “It’s a good thing that the world can’t stop talking about your gross relationship. Free publicity, bruh!” In summary: Chris Brown is terrible , Tyga is almost as bad, and when the former defends the latter’s right to bang underage girls, it’s like someone asking if you’d like a tall glass of genital sweat to go with your feces sandwich. Gross on top of gross. Kylie Jenner and Tyga Photos: Kyga 4-Eva? 1. Kylie Jenner and Tyga: All Black Everything View Photo Kylie and Tyga showing off their shared love of monochromatic fashion. Now if only they had more things in common – like their ages. 2. Tyga and Kylie View Photo Tyga and Kylie Jenner have an interesting relationship. That’s putting it mildly. 3. Kylie Jenner and Tyga: So Young! View Photo Kylie looks insanely young in this undated pic. Looks like Tyga locked her down early. Disgustingly early. 4. Kylie Jenner and Tyga View Photo Kylie Jenner and “friend” Tyga. The rapper recently posted this photo to his Instagram page. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kylie Jenner and Tyga on Instagram View Photo Kylie and Tyga seem to be going public with their relationship. At least that’s the impression we get from Kylie’s latest intimate selfie. 6. Tyga and Kylie Photo View Photo Tyga and Kylie Jenner at an appearance before her lips and face totally transformed. 7. Kylie, Tyga View Photo Tyga and Kylie Jenner at an appearance together, before her lips, face and body totally transformed into Kim Kardashian. 8. Kylie Jenner and Tyga Picture View Photo Kylie Jenner and Tyga have been talked about as a couple a lot lately, but there is little proof of actual dating going on. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Khloe, Kendall, Kylie and Tyga View Photo Khloe Kardashian poses here at a Grammy Awards after-party. She’s joined by Tyga, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner. 10. Young Kylie and Tyga View Photo Young Kylie Jenner and Tyga hang out. Back when her face still looked like that and their age gap was even more ridiculous. 11. Tyga, Kylie Jenner Picture View Photo Kylie Jenner and Tyga are reportedly dating. We don’t know if that’s true, but they certainly are close. 12. Chris, Tyga, Kendall and Kylie View Photo Oh, Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner. What are you doing with Chris Brown?!? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Kylie, Kendall, Tyga and Chris Brown View Photo Careful, Kylie and Kendall Jenner. You’re standing very close to Chris Brown. 14. Kylie Jenner and Tyga: Smile! View Photo Kyga cheeses for the camera. You’d hardly suspect that they’re in an illegal relationship. Just kidding, you’d totally suspect that. 15. Kylie Jenner and Tyga Avoid the Paparazzi View Photo Or at least try to. 16. Tyga, Kylie View Photo Kylie Jenner and Tyga at a charity event. These two claim they’re not dating, but we’re not so sure. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Eyes For Kendall as Well? View Photo Tyga is right where he wants to be, sandwiched between the Jenners. The End. Did you like Kylie Jenner and Tyga Photos: Kyga 4-Eva?? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
Margot Robbie is the “It Girl” from Wolf of Wall Street, who managed to break her way into the world, no idea how, but it happened…and people fucking love her…even though she doesn’t look like this in her actual life…her paparazzi pics make her look fat…but these pics make her look magical….sent from trashy Australian heaven…to drink and fuck like all Australians do… The post Margot Robbie for Vogue Australia of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kristen Stewart must be playing a lesbian in a new movie, because she’s playing up this whole lesbian thing as hard as she can. Whether it’s in the paparazzi pics she’s been in, or this leather jacket James Deen shoot…it’s some bull dyke hustle…that I’m sure lesbians are into, because Lebsians fucking love Twilight, they’re into blood…that’s why they date girls…mmmm period… They also love anything that is lesbian friendly…like Birkenstocks… This is for Wonderland Magazine..and what it comes down to is that…I don’t find Kristen Stewart hot ever, whether thinking about her in some face sitting scissor situation…she’s just too inbred and dead in the eyes for me…. Here she is less Lesbian for Interview… The post Kristen Stewart Does Lesbianism of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a little Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini, because seeing mom’s in a bikini, who get paid millions of dollars a year to be in a bikini, doing it for free while captured by the paparazzi…doing something we’ve seen a million times before…to remind you that life is pretty fucking boring, repetitive, none of this matters…especially with all the slutty real life girls you can find on the internet willing to take spread ass pics…kind of making these product pedlars nothing but the half naked equivalent of the Costco samplers, but better body, because they find those women at the retard institutions, old folks home and I guess prisons… Either way…bikini model in a bikini on her spare time…you know burning the candle at both end…like watching a doctor save a dying person at the golf course off duty… The post Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am pretty into the fact that this hipster thing is mainstream…you see if Bella was porn in 1976, other than being old and washed up, she would never have done topless pics because topless isn’t a big deal, but it was in 1990…and girls who did Playboy and things like that were seen as outrageous…even though it was just tits…you can blame the Christian run media….and thank the interent…for making what could have been a lame fuck…cool as fuck…but then again…Bella could be a lame fuck…and just present herself as cool…it’s the selfie generation…and for all we know she’s Cat-Fsihing us and is actually a 65 year old dude…right…
Julia Pereira is my most recent Brazilian crush, not that I have crushes, I am more into writing sexual things about a girl, burning any bridge their may be, getting blocked on social media by her, because the chances of even the most low level model to sit on my face is slim to none…so why not make it fun…. I just wish I was the one who discovered her in some Brazilian beach town, selling cocktails or whatever it is that Brazilian girls do, packaging her to the American market like I was Victoria’s Secret…making me forever indebted to me….and thus having my babies as a thanks…not that I want babies….but you get what I am saying….and that is “if only I left my couch…anything is possible”…. These polaroids are shot by Jonathan Leder and they are awesome…
A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Jan 23, 2015 at 5:20pm PST Taylor swift posted a picture of her in a bikini 7 days ago, that I was pretty quick to post thanks to being addicted to sitting on my couch with no tv and nothing better to do than to document Taylor Swift and her bikini on the weekend…. Well…apparently the paparazzi pics were finally sold off, the exclusive term of the sale is up, and people are picking them up…excited to see her in a bikini, showing the belly button for the first time, and a perfect way to promote the band she is promoting that we can assume she owns… Good times. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
