According to my sources (and, well, these pictures), the new Miss Universe has been crowned. And once again, those chump judges didn’t go with my pick . But I’m going to let it slide this time, because I’ve got to admit, they made a pretty good call with Miss Columbia Paulina Vega here. I mean, you can’t really go wrong, although I still wish they had included “Willingness to Date a Pasty Blogger” as one of their judging criteria. Maybe next year. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com
It feels like it’s been forever since Joanna Krupa took a trip to the beach with just her and the paparazzi, so I was pretty psyched to come across these today. Because seeing these pictures reminded me about something else that I’d almost forgotten: what a cute set of puppies Joanna’s got. Oh, and I guess those dogs of hers aren’t half bad either. Enjoy. » view all 14 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Naomi Watts pulled a bit of a Sharon Stone on set of some movie for the paparazzi….no she didn’t DROP HER PANTS AND SHOW OFF HER NIPPLES WHILE SHOPPING , she uncrossed her legs, sat like a bit of a dude, showed what could be panties, because that’s just how Australians do things…sluttier than the classier non-Australians… She’s pushing 46, She’s got a bunch of kids, so be happy that her Sharon Stone comes with panties…no one needs to see them labias… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Here’s a busty Lara Stone, who I hate because she had her lawyers come after me after posting pics of her Honeymoon that were shot by the paparazzi, and not by me, because she’s a total unreasonable, snake of a cunt, who feels as though she’s more important than I am sure she actually is…but she does have big tits…big tits in a Camapign for Underwear set to the beat of Justin Bieber’s drum…which is just fucking creepy, since Bieber’s got the face of an androgynous, yet fit, bitch… The whole thing weirds me out…that’s why I’m posting the shit….because it is just shit…shit that probably cost Calvin in the multi millions to produce…and I guess if I’m noting panty ads on Bieber…the world is…at least 100,000 people…on Youtube so far…not quite sure that’s the world…but definitely worth the millions of dollars…they could have probably produced something viral for under 1,000 dollars…I have 300 ideas that could have gone viral…only one includes catching Bieber sniffing his mom’s panties….He looks like that kind of guy….but these ad agencies are assholes who like getting big budgets, to keep getting big budgets, so they can afford their bullshit lives and expense accounts…it is all lies…
I’ve done a couple posts on Swedish hottie Ela Rose recently — constantly hitting the beach for bikini photoshoots is a pretty good way to get my attention. But I’ve spent so much time focusing on the fact that the up-and-coming model knows how to dress that I don’t think I ever realized her booty looked this good. My bad. But don’t worry, Ela. I won’t make that same mistake again. Because this is a story I plan on following very closely these next few months. And by that I mean with my nose pressed up against my computer screen. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet
I don’t know if it’s the paparazzi’s flashes making my favorite busty C-list reality “star” Draya Michele ‘s shirt go see-through in these shots at the Wedding Ringer premiere, or if the fabric just wasn’t designed to contain a set of funbags this epic. But whatever it is, this is exactly what I mean when I say that sometimes a tight shirt can look just as good on a girl as cleavage. Because, wow. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com
This was Rihanna’s response to the paparazzi who were shooting her and her friends having some kind of Beach Party from a distance, as paparazzi do….I guess she was trying to put a damper on their business, while allowing her to be the slut she is, because why let them make money off her tits, from afar, when she can just show her tits as a thank you for all the money people have made her, it’s her way of thanking you…without realizing people are more into spread assholes than tits…but tits are ok… TO SEE SOME OF THE PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER AT A BIKINI THAT SHE’S PROTESTING CLICK HERE
Kimberly Garner is some UK reality show bottom feeder, hence the Christmas themed half naked pictures she’s posting on the internet. I don’t even know what show she’s on, because I don’t care, I just know I’ve seen her in the paparazzi and she’s hot as fuck, and I also know that she used to follow me on Twitter and/or instagram, becaue I am relevant to the most desperate bottom feeders, but she doesn’t follow me anymore, which I guess means we broke up, but the nice thing about break ups is that I can still jerk off to her pics…if they were more of a sex tape than a shitty bikini selfie…
Georgia May Jagger is not the bootleg Mick Jagger daughter with a model…she is the model daughter he had because his model wife – when he wasn’t fucking David Bowie….because she got the dick suck lips and model everything else…making fantasies of Mick Jagger’s mouth less faggy…because she’s got a vagina…
