Georgia May Jagger is not the bootleg Mick Jagger daughter with a model…she is the model daughter he had because his model wife – when he wasn’t fucking David Bowie….because she got the dick suck lips and model everything else…making fantasies of Mick Jagger’s mouth less faggy…because she’s got a vagina…
Who the fuck is Whitney Port and why do I care that she’s in a bikini in Miami…is it because I am in Miami and instead of creeping her on the beach in her bikini in person….I am posting day old pics of her in a bikini that the paparazzi took and that don’t matter because why go outside and experience life…when no name reality star paparazzi bikini pics exist…right… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Who the fuck is Whitney Port and why do I care that she’s in a bikini in Miami…is it because I am in Miami and instead of creeping her on the beach in her bikini in person….I am posting day old pics of her in a bikini that the paparazzi took and that don’t matter because why go outside and experience life…when no name reality star paparazzi bikini pics exist…right… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I still don’t know who Krysten Ritter is, I just know that she’s one of those obscure actresses who pops up on random fan boards, and in the paparazzi, who has a totally engaged audience, who would go to the trouble of starting her own fan board….like she was in Twilight, or something equally engaging for people who have no friends and are into any accessible looking chick, because well, she’s accessible…and gives them hope of a better, less lonely tomorrow. I guess I could google her, but her bird face makes me not care…. Instead I will just post pics of her in Ocean Drive, probably looking better than she’s ever looked, but she’s still some grey area acrtress in her 30s, which as far as I’m concerned is a decade too old for anyone to be putting her in magazines, there are younger versions of her who can do the job better, but here are the pics anyway.
A video posted by Vanessa Hudgens (@vanessahudgens) on Nov 11, 2014 at 4:51pm PST So Vanessa Hudgens won’t let the paparazzi capture pictures of her face when she leaves the gym, or YOGA, but she will let them take pics of her ass in spandex, and she will leak nude pics of her 5 O’clock shadow pussy that is beautifully hairy for someone like me who likes bush, and she will post pictures of her raping our ears with song…even though you can’t rape the willing…but I feel like I could prove that you can, if I really tried… A video posted by Vanessa Hudgens (@vanessahudgens) on Nov 11, 2014 at 4:51pm PST A video posted by Vanessa Hudgens (@vanessahudgens) on Nov 11, 2014 at 5:38pm PST
I am thankful that we live in a world where people can be famous for nothing, like being on a reality show for singing, even if they are in fact good singers, not all good singers in the history of singing have become pop stars, and not all good singers deserve to be popstars because it takes more than just singing…. I am thankful that everyone wants to be famous for nothing, because we are lazy… I am thankful that when those people get some level of fame…they go out and pee themselves in front of the paparazzi… I am thankful that the internet allows me to see this…and other equally ridiculous stunts, or “malfunctions”…partially because I have a pee fetish…but also because this is just so next level….I’m sold.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
An interesting contrast happened on the paparazzi boards…Lady Gaga was on a bike in a bikini top wherever the fuck she is in the world…and so was Sports Illustrated model Nina Agdal… I figured it was a great opportunity to compare what a downsy-looking overrated by hot bodied model looked like versus some overrated dumpy popstar no one really cares about anymore… I figure there is no winner, they are both winners and we are the losers, but by the looks of Lady Gaga’s pants, I think she pissed herself knowing Agdal’s got more sex appeal… I’d have you vote now, but I don’t care about your opinion… I will link you to more pics of NINA and GAGA …because that’s what I do…
I hope that the paparazzi working the Bella Thorne bikini beat get hazard pay or at least a good lawyer on retainer or something, because I’m getting nervous I’m going to be added to a watch list just from posting these. So take my advice and move it along before it’s too late, because right now, you’re the only one of us who can’t say it’s all part of the job. » view all 18 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →
50 Shades of Grey new trailer was released which means it is a good time to release the paparazzi topless pics of the star, Dakota Johnson, who happens to be one of Melanie Griffith’s kids, who in case you didn’t know was one of the OG, notorious hollywood daughters whofucked everyone growing up, before lading a roll as Don Johnson and Antonio Banderas’ wife….and making a little Dakota… Her tits are whatever, but I guess this is just a preview of shitty Hollywood rendition of bondage that is to come when that garbage old lady porn is released in February….not that I hate anything that introduces normals to bondage….or topless tanning…it’s just all so obvious and boring…but here it is anyway… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Michelle Lewin is some big ass, possible fake ass, fitness immigrant who lives in Miami, when she’s not dominating instagram with her bullshit, where she’s rockin’ a bikini for the paprazzi, just like the other immigrant fame whores in bikinis on instagram, just working the beach everyday for the paparazzi, to give the agencies some shitty bikini pics of random nobodies pics to run, since tits get hits…and we like tits…and that’s why we are all looking at this…nonsense – but still worth staring. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE