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Vanessa Hudgens’ Sweet Booty Profile

Good news everybody: either Vanessa Hudgens is back working out again or the paparazzi have finally found her new gym , but it’s been way too long since we’ve seen that booty of hers in leggings. And I’m pleased to report that it’s looking as good as ever. For some reason though, Vanessa still seems to think that holding handfuls of crap in front of her face is somehow going to stop the paps from taking pictures, but I’m just glad she didn’t block our view of her lower half instead. That would’ve really ruined things. Related Articles: Vanessa Hudgens’ Got Little Cleavage Vanessa Hudgens Sex Tape? Vanessa Hudgens In A See Through Top Vanessa Hudgens Is A Sexy Beast Photos:  FameFlynet

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Joanna Krupa Awesome Body in Topless Staged Pics of the Day

Joanna Krupa is pretty much an escort. No different than a pornstar. Only instead of landing a sex tape, she decided to get cast on a reality show middle America is obsessed with, Dancing with the Stars, even though I am sure no one watching the show ever heard of her, forcing them to google her and give her all the attention she wanted…thanks mainstream media. Leading to other middle america targeted shows like Real Housewives, a trailer park hit, because their 20,000 dollar a year lifestyle is impressed by the Real Housewives luxury. The whole thing is miserable, because with a body like this, she should be doing porn, not staging topless photoshoots with the paparazzi for attention, tits we’ve all seen before, because her whole career before DWTS, was being a TITTY model. I’ll still look at and appreciate any polish american who isn’t working a deli making sausage with a face mask on so her facial hair doesn’t fall into the meat. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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AnnaLynne McCord’s Bikini Pics of the Day

I don’t know who AnnaLynne McCord…and the good news is, either does the rest of the world, because no one watches some shitty 90210 remake and no one cares about some twat who graduated high school, thought she was good enough to get famous, who ended up getting on TV, and milked being on TV, harder than any real celebrity, who usually wants nothing to do with the paparazzi, you see this bitch was inviting them over for drinks, anything to get on the blogs…but for some reason, she hasn’t released a sex tape, and that reason is probably because she hasn’t been fired from 90210 yet, even though the show itself should be fired from production, because it sounds like the worst pile of shit imaginable…. I guess the good news for her is that I’ll still stare at her ass crack. I got nothing else going on. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Paris Hilton Panty Flash of the Day

I thought I would never say this, but thank God for the Panties…. I’ve seen Paris Hilton’s vagina in a variety of ways over the years. From sex tape, to short skirts and no panties while getting out of low cars for the paparazzi, because she’s just the kind of people who wants to show people her panty meat. But I guess she’s either grown up, matured and realized it’s ok to wear panties, you can flash them just as easy and the blogs will still post them. That or she’s’ in the midst of a herpes outbreak and dripping all over the place all blistered up and the panties are being used as a shield for her to not humiliate herself and/or to hold in the topical ointment in place.. Here are some pics of her posing in her bikini….for herself…because she’s the only one who cares, I mean her and the guy gold digging her hard enough to be the next K-Fed, hotel stays around the world for free and a billionaire lifestyle, make a bitch more tolerable…. For the record, I don’t hate her as much as I used to. I think she’s a lovely delicate flower sent from hell.

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Emily Ratajkowski Naked for my Friend Chris Heads of the Day

I have been friends with a very solid photographer named CHRIS HEADS since what feels like the 90s, but was probably back in 2006 on Myspace… He has since deleted me from his social media, so apparently we aren’t friends, which would explain why he hasn’t shot anything for DrunkenStepfather.com exclusively, but what he doesn’t know, is any picture of Emily Ratajkowski is for me, because I love her, and print them off, and wallpaper my one room basement apartment in them, so that I am in a room full of Emily, something that is as consuming as the real thing as I can get while plotting our flash mob proposal, and first wedding dance, just as soon as she responds to all the love letters I’ve been sending her, seal with my semen… What we can learn from this shoot is that Smoking is bad…but Emily Ratatatatatatakowski is so good.

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Jennifer Lawrence on Set, In a Thong, In Montreal of the Day

I am the worst celebrity blogger, not only am I not recognized by the mainstream media as a celebrity blogger, but I am also located in Canada, so far away from the celebrities, until today, when I found out that Jennifer Lawrence has been in town filming X-Men, and has probably been in town the last 3 months filming X-Men, and I haven’t had the slightest idea since I don’t leave my house, when you’d think this would be a huge deal for a dude from canada with a celebrity blog. Like I’d be out there walking the streets looking for her, calling her name, hoping to bump into her….because it’s not a very big city…but I don’t leave my house for anything but TEEN MOM FARRAH . That’s gotta change, but why bother, when the paparazzi are snapping off fucking peeping tom thong shots of her…I can just watch from the comfort of my own soiled matters, mouldy, basement of hell. There’s less chance of being arrested this way, cuz you know Jennifer Lawrence isn’t down with this Jesus in ways that would involve her willingly letting me singing her love songs and holding her hand and gazing in her eyes as we plan our future. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sarah Shahi Bikini Pictures

I don’t know much about Sarah Shahi , I don’t think I’ve done a post on her in a long while, but after these pictures, I’m thinking that’s going to change. See, I’m automatically a big fan of any chick willing to do high leg kicks for the paparazzi, especially when they’re wearing a bikini. It shows me three things: that Sarah’s got a solid bikini body, she’s flexible, and she’s not shy in front of the cameras. And those just happen to be three major requirements to get more face time on this site. The fourth and fifth are giant funbags and a willingness to hook up with a blogger, but hey, three out of five ain’t bad. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Cara Santana In Sweet Leggings!

I’m not sure why, but for some reason, Cara Santana still hasn’t taken me up on my generous offer to help out her acting career in exchange for a few dates. Weird. Instead, apparently she’s doing it the old-fashioned way: walking around in leggings until the paparazzi show up, and even mixing in a booty shot or two for good measure. I may not agree with her methods, but I like this girl’s style. Keep an eye out for this one, she’s going places. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Anna Faris’ Impressive T-shirt Mounds

We don’t get to see much of Anna Faris on this site, which is a shame, because she’s a pretty underrated hottie as far as I’m concerned. I mean, just take one look at those T-shirt mounds and tell me why the paparazzi aren’t following her every move jiggle, or staking out her beach vacations. Anyway, I don’t know why Anna isn’t more famous, but I’d like to change that. Isn’t it about time we gave her a pass on all those terrible Scary Movies and focused on what’s really important: her funbags? Related Articles: Anna Faris Has Posh’s Old Funbags Katharine McPhee And Her Funbag. Emma Stone Might Be The New Lindsay Lohan Anna Farris Is Still A Sexy Bunny! Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Selena Gomez Likes Them Real Young!

So Selena Gomez won’t go out with me, but apparently she will go on a date with a 14-year-old, because here she is trying to dodge the paparazzi while she grabs dinner with Jaden Smith. Real nice. Anyway I get it, I’d be covering my face too if I was with a 14-year-old. Actually, scratch that, I’d be in jail. So I’d probably be covering something else, if you know what I mean. » view all 27 photos Related Articles: Selena Gomez’s Cuteness Gets Molested Selena Gomez Gets Her Cute On Selena Gomez Is A Nice Young Lady Selena Gomez Is A Sexy Babysitter Photos: WENN.com

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