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Kim Kardashian Komplains About Near Kar Krash, Danger of "Legalized Stalking"

She may call them up and tell her exactly where she’ll be so they can snap pictures and keep her in the news… but Kim Kardashian is mad at the paparazzi! The reality star took to Twitter last night and said a member of the so-called press “almost crashed into my car today!” She added that she’s “still shaking” from the experience and asked: “He put me in such danger! When will this legalized stalking stop???!!!???” Ex-boyfriend Nick Lachey, of course, explained to a magazine last month how Kardashian often called photographers to alert them to her presence around town. On Friday, meanwhile, Kanye West slammed his head into a metal street pole while attempting to avoid members of the paparazzi in Los Angeles. It was rather hilarious.

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Sarah Jessica Parker in a Horrible Upskirt of the Day

This should be NSFW but she’s not showing off her horse dick, so I guess it’s ok, even if it is totally fucking offensive….you know just knowing what foot shaped fleshy mound is hidden beneath those pants….pants she’s totally liberal with showing the world, because I guess she misses the days that she was on a hit show and the public were brain washed into thinking she was hot, or someone who’s sex life you’d want to fucking follow, because let’s face it, the world, especially those watching TV shows like that, is filled with pathetic people who just don’t know better….like SJP up in here not knowing to keep her dress on the motherfucking floor where it belongs….

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Kendall Jenner Bikini Pics for Social Media of the Day

Kendall Jenner is the 17 year old Kardashian being trained to take over the throne, and be the figure head for the family, you know the girl the paparazzi follow, who gets into staged scandals and walks around in a bikini, until getting hired by Victoria’s Secret, allowing her to live out her dream of being a lazy, overpaid bitch, who offers very little to the public, because posing half naked, is not getting fucked on camera….if you know what I mean…but I guess she doesn’t have to go down that route cuz her fat sister took the hit for the family,,, Here she is eating like a pig because she grew up with the Kardashians….but more importantly, she’s licking her lips like a young harlot cuz she grew up with the Kardashians. This is all manufactured crap that will implode along with her soul…I am sure of it…

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A Whole Lot of Celeb Bitches Dolled Up at the Met Gala of the Day

I know that it is hard to believe the world goes on after the release of TEEN MOM’S SEX TAPE , but it does for these Hollywood bitches who only care about themselves, and it happened in the form of some Punk Themed party at the Met. It happens every year, and anyone who is anybody according to society was there…..from Miley Cyrus with her spike hair in some mesh looking thing to….. Miranda Kerr…. Jessica Alba…. Kate Upton in Green…cuz she’s a TANK…. There were so many more of these kinds of bitches all dolled up like it was prom….from Kirsten Dunst to Dakota Fanning, Anne Hathaway to Julianne Hough, just a whole lot of shitty people, who the world find important, reminding those of us who weren’t there that we are nobodies, and you ain’t shit unless you go to prom type events with rich people….who I would probably hate , if I was forced to go to it, I mean, if I was ever somebody, which I don’t really anticipating being anytime soon, because it seems like it is the fucking worst… So if you’re into dolled up famous sluts, click the link…the powers of the stepFORUM did a nice round-up. To See The Rest of the Pics Shot by the Paparazzi FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Julianne Hough Flashes Her Cooter the Old Fashioned Way of the Day

There’s nothing quite like a good old fashioned, getting out of the car, panty and labia flash, to remind us that Julianne Hough cares about increasing her popularity, and having the media talk about her, now that she doesn’t have Ryan Seacrest’s fame and fortune to attach herself to, as people look on and wonder whether she’s just his beard, because there’s no way those frosted tips don’t like anal, the bottom kind. Because once you hit a level of celebrity, the paparazzi love when you pull this kind of shit off…. While I just look on and imagine what could have been if it all didn’t work out for her, because let’s face it, there’s really only 2 jobs a professional dancer can take, and she got her hands on the wrong one. But at least she’s giving us a taste of what coulda been, while getting herself written about, all thanks to a little low level pussy flash. I’m into it. Next time a little more crotchless and a lot more spread asshole. It will distract from her shitty face…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Game of Thrones Sex Scene of the Day

I don’t watch Game of Thrones but apprently, this bitch, who I am not going to bother figuring out what her name is, getting naked is a big deal, a big turning point in the story, a story that doesn’t matter. That I don’t understand, people I find Sci/Fi and fantasy the fucking worst thing ever, but people everywhere are embracing it…. But I guess when sci/fi fantasy, although weird, awkward and makes me uncomfortable, smells like stale semen a jar in your mom’s basement, you know with all those dragons and fairies and trolls and shit, hot girls generally aren’t into cuz it just screams virgin loser sword fighting at lunch in some weird fucking warzone at the park, with people just as weird as him, is ok if it’s a 45 second clip with a naked bitch in it…. If you’re on your mobile phome – this clip should work.

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Claudia Romani’s Bikini for the Paparazzi Overload of the Day

A lot of people don’t know this about me, including Claudia Romani, but Claudia Romani is my girlfriend. I know I keep the identity of the girls I make sweet love to secret, but I figure, if I’m posting pics of her that the paparazzi take, you have a right to know that we are in love, sure it’s only on twitter, and it might be a dude she pays to run her social networking, and it may only be one sided and hasn’t got to nudity, grinding, or sex tapes yet, but that’s ok…I like to take my time with my low level internet fantasies, to let the blossom into a magical thing…. Twitter, or all social media is the gateway to pregnancy scares, abortions, and breaking up marriages. It’s the new picking up at a bar, or a back alley….. What a lot of you may not know is who Claudia Romani is…well either do I…I figure let her past be her past and her future be my future, you know, cuz that’s how romance work. I just know paparazzi follow her, she’s got a great ass, and all the blogs talk about her like she matters, so she may matter, but as far as I’m concerned, her best work is going to be having sex with me….even if she doesn’t know it yet. I’ve already got her fully clothed sexting me from the gym, next step, spread ass. It will happen and I won’t involve any of you in it. TO SEE HER PAPARAZZI BIKINI PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Amanda Bynes Not In My Kid of Gym Clothes of the Day

I usually prefer when girls go to the gym dressed in booty shorts and a shorts bra, you know to really not let any clothing get in the way of their deep fucking squats, so that after they are sweating and digusting, I can pretty much make out their entire vagina and ass definition, because you know what it turns me the fuck on. Almost enough to join a gym, but that would be crazy. Amanda Bynes, despite her level of awesome, doing her Andy Kaufman crazy fuck with the public through twitter because they talk about her, would do better if her gym clothes were a lot less Muslim. I mean shit, she looks like this OCD woman who I see walking around my apartment who wears 8 layers of clothes, a hood, a scarf to cover her face, gloves, like she’s Michael Jackson and allergic to the sun, and they’re very little erotic in that. I mean Bynes has a body that needs to be more scandalous, but I’ll still try jerking off to these, you know to challenge my jerking off skills, next leveling it.

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Oh Shit! Miley Cyrus Was Let Out of Her House of the Day

Miley Cyrus has been allowed out of her house. Oh shit. And she’s gone wild. Oh Shit. I assume that’s what happens when you are the caged money making animal at the zoo, that is finally let out of the cage to explore what the world they were always kept away from, because the world is a scary place, and the cage is safe, and where we keep our money making animals. You know, she’s high profile, has fans, the paparazzi would rip her apart now that she’s single, something my penis would like to do to her vagina, if it was only more substantial. Her sheltered life filled with handlers sometimes gets pushed aside, you know cuz she is the money making animal and she calls the shots, and I guess this is the evidence of that whole =”This is my life, and I just want to live it and be normal” rebellion…..that I like to call the gateway to falling off the fucking deep end. You can’t steal her life fame. You hear that. Oh Shit. Now let’s do a low key, low profile, parking lot photoshoot to really not get noticed on this incognito, attempt at integrating into society like a normal….hustle…. Oh Shit.

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Oh Shit! Miley Cyrus Was Let Out of Her House of the Day

Oh Shit! Miley Cyrus Was Let Out of Her House of the Day

Miley Cyrus has been allowed out of her house. Oh shit. And she’s gone wild. Oh Shit. I assume that’s what happens when you are the caged money making animal at the zoo, that is finally let out of the cage to explore what the world they were always kept away from, because the world is a scary place, and the cage is safe, and where we keep our money making animals. You know, she’s high profile, has fans, the paparazzi would rip her apart now that she’s single, something my penis would like to do to her vagina, if it was only more substantial. Her sheltered life filled with handlers sometimes gets pushed aside, you know cuz she is the money making animal and she calls the shots, and I guess this is the evidence of that whole =”This is my life, and I just want to live it and be normal” rebellion…..that I like to call the gateway to falling off the fucking deep end. You can’t steal her life fame. You hear that. Oh Shit. Now let’s do a low key, low profile, parking lot photoshoot to really not get noticed on this incognito, attempt at integrating into society like a normal….hustle…. Oh Shit.

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