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Mother Tries to Put Twins to Bed, Makes Us Glad We Don’t Have Twins

Most of the time, little kids are really cute. Like when they eat solid food for the first time . But sometimes children can be frustrating. Especially when there are two of them. And you try to put them to bed at the same time. The following video chronicles just such an attempt by Henriette Jonassen, a mother of twins in Norway. She posted the footage online and wrote as an explanation to it: “I’ve been struggling with getting my twins asleep for a few weeks now (due to extremely hot weather and long, sunny days). I’ve tried different methods. This one was definitely the worst one! But it gave me a good laugh.” Mother Tries to Put Twins to Bed It gave us one as well. But because this is the Internet and many users live to ruin everything, Jonassen was forced to take to her blog after the video went viral and defend herself as a mother. “When you call me a bad mom, tell me I never should have kids and encourage me to hit my kids, I can’t just sit back and say nothing,” Jonassen wrote, adding of twins Leon and Nathaniel: After they have taken a fairly long shower and brushed their teeth, I put them in their beds. They have always shared a room, the only exception was in the video – because I tried a new method, and it didn’t work out. And yes, they do have blinds in their windows, even though it doesn’t look like it in the youtube video. When the door is open, the wind blow the blinds away from the window, and let the sun into the room. When the door is closed, it’s fairly dark in there. After we have spoken a few minutes about how their day was, I tickle their backs and sing for them. I’ve tried to read books for them, but they aren’t interested in listening to me reading, so I sing instead. I keep tickeling and singing until they are asleep, sometimes it’s 5 minutes and other times it’s an hour. Man. We never thought we’d agree with Gwyneth Paltrow on anything, but can’t the mommy wars come to an end? 11 Signs You’re a Parent 1. Potty Time What is it about going to the bathroom that acts as a Bat Signal for children, alarming them to your whereabouts and begging them to be your audience whilst you do your business?

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Parents Complain About Penis Drawing on Baby’s Clothing, Apparel Company Apologizes

You really never know when a penis will pop up. Sometimes a church in Illinois takes this shape. Other times,  a furry black dog . And at other times you’re feeding your baby girl when you notice a drawing inside a shape that very closely resembles a man’s most private part. This is what happened to Shane and Carla Gallivan of Nottinghamshire, with the latter telling Great Britain’s The Metro that she recently noticed how her child’s “trousers were covered in penises” and she was “angry because it’s not the kind of thing you should be dressing a baby in.” Not typically, no. One would hope not, at least. A close look does seem to reveal that a designer may have been having a bit of subtle fun with this item. However, retailer Next says it’s an “innocent mistake” that was simply missed in the “approval process” and that others complained about it prior to the Gallivans. “As it was inappropriate, we made the decision to withdraw this item from sale as soon as it was bought to our attention earlier this year,” Next said via statement. That’s likely the right call. Strange But True News Hall of Fame 1. Drunk Man Tries to Urinate Out of Cop Car Window Devin Langford, a drunk man in custody, tried to urinate out of the rear passenger side window of a moving police car because he was drunk. It did not go as planned.

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Kate Middleton: Clashing with the Queen?!?

Kate Middleton may be the most universally liked female on the planet. Seriously…  Kate Middleton fashion ? Kate Middleton as a mother? Kate Middleton bikini photos ? Who doesn’t adore all of these things and everything else about Prince William’s better half? The Queen herself, that’s who. According to the new issue of Life & Style, the Duchess of Cambridge has endured “months of bullying about her parenting, overspending and wardrobe malfunctions. The magazine quotes a totally real source who alleges the Queen has come down on Kate because she’s too much like Princess Diana… she has a “commoner” upbringing… and she dons a “skimpy” wardrobe. Middleton has had enough,” the tabloid hilarious writes. “And she’s leaving the palace.” To go where? That much is uncertain. Five weeks ago, Life & Style published an erroneous cover report claiming that Kate was “ 98 pounds and pregnant ” and in the midst of a “secret health battle.” That didn’t exactly prove to be true. So you’ll forgive us if we include this issue among the following gallery: 31 Hilariously Untrue Tabloid Stories 1. Selena Gomez Pregnant Story This tabloid cover story claims Selena Gomez miscarried Justin Bieber’s baby. For shame, In Touch Weekly.

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Billy Unger Arrested on Suspicion of Drunk Driving

Billy Unger joined an unfortunately non-exclusive club. The 18-year old Disney actor is the latest employee of this company to be arrested for a substance abuse-related offense, as TMZ reports Unger was pulled over late Saturday night on suspicion of drunk driving. The Lab Rats star blew a .08, which is just barely the legal limit… but special, harsh rules apply California drivers under the age of 21. Because he had any trace of alcohol in his system, Under – who was stopped around midnight on Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu – was taken into custody and later released. Unger is included on a long list Disney stars with drug and alcohol problems.   Others include Zac Efron , Mitchel Musso, Jake T. Austin, Orlando Brown… actually, know what? Just browse through this photo gallery. It’ll be much easier. 13 Disney Stars Gone Wild 1. Lindsay Lohan How many times has Lindsay Lohan been in rehab? Jail? The bigger and cuter they are as children, the harder they fall, apparently.

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Dad Gets TOTALLY Into "Let It Go," Sets New Parenting Standard

It’s safe to say a significant majority of parents out there are sick and tired of Frozen. But it’s even safer to say that the father featured in the following video is part of the minority. The very loud and very awesome minority, that is. In footage that’s as basic as it is awesome, Billy leads daughter Blakely in a lively rendition of “Let It Go,” encouraging the toddler to get really into the song and happily showing her how it’s done. NOTE: The mother filming this impressive duet ensures us that it took place in a parking lot. So put away that child safety concern, sit back… and enjoy! Father Gets REALLY INTO “Let It Go” As this Frozen parody makes clear, not all dads are as enthusiastic about the Disney smash as Billy. Still, he’s not exactly alone. Here’s a look at many other “Let It Go” covers, including some from artists you may not have seen coming: 9 Artists Who Just Can’t “Let It Go” 1. Arnold Schwarzenegger Covers “Let It Go” Arnold Schwarzenegger sort of covers “Let It Go” in this Jimmy Fallon bit. But he definitely ruins it forever.

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Andy Cohen Joins Tinder, Seeks Love Connection

Andy Cohen officially has joined the dating application Tinder in search of true love. Or at least whatever you’d call the stuff people say and send on Tinder. The application is a no-holds-barred service matching people pretty much choose each other solely on looks, location and perhaps a witty “about me” blurb. Based on a user’s preference, Tinder produces a bunch of “results” or people – each profile can hold up to six pictures and an “about me” – for review. Users swipe left (not interested) or right (interested); if both parties happen to have swiped right, it’s a match! If there’s a match, the two parties can chat. Kind of awesome concept for a dating app … or at least hooking up with tech-savvy hotties who happen to be nearby. It was a hit at the Olympic village . In Cohen’s case, during an interview with Larry King, the 46-year-old Bravo producer demonstrated how the app worked and even “matched” with someone. “He has a nice body,” King said. We’re sure he does … but check out some of the best Tinder messages of all time to see what nonsense Andy could be in for if he pursues him: 21 Best Tinder Messages Ever 1. Kim Jong NOPE This wins Tinder. Forever and ever.

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Lana Del Rey Ends Engagement to Barrie-James O’Neill

Well, if you were wondering why every love song on Lana Del Rey’s new album sounds more like a funeral dirge, we may have an explanation for you: Lana got engaged to Barrie-James O’Neill earlier this year, but the gloomy chanteuse revealed in a recent interview that she and O’Neill are “currently not together.” Asked to elaborate, Lana stated, “He is a wonderful person. But there are some things with which he has to deal. I will not explain it in detail. I no longer felt free. We’ll see how it goes.” We suppose the news isn’t entirely shocking, as Del Rey’s latest album, Ultraviolence , is filled with musings about breakups and bad relationships.  Still, Lana (real name, Elizabeth Grant), seems to have adopted a carefully constructed public persona, and has even been accused of playing a character to make herself more marketable. As such, many interpreted the doom and gloom sound of her latest release as a bit of artistic license on the part of the “Young and Beautiful” (and wildly successful) songstress. While an entertainer’s personal life shouldn’t affect our opinion of their work, in light of the revelation that Lana’s engagement came to a sudden end (she hasn’t specified when the split took place), songs like ” Shades of Cool ” seem more authentically heartfelt. Lana found herself at the center of a controversy last week when she commented that she wishes she was dead during an interview with a UK newspaper. Here’s hoping Ms. Del Rey recovers from her current funk…but not so much that she can’t keep churning out bleak heartbreak ballads.  Celebrity Break-Ups of 2014 1. Naya Rivera and Big Sean Naya Rivera and Big Sean called it quits while rumors that he cheated took the celebrity gossip blogosphere by storm.

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Dads Respond to Frozen, Never-Ending Loop of Movie Soundtrack

The Frozen epidemic reached epic proportions over the weekend: Pearl Jam actually covered Let It Go during a concert in Milan. As a result of this never-ending influx of the Disney smash – from its incessant playing at home to its soundtrack taking over your car stereo every time you leave home – Ryan O’Quinn and Todd Wilkerson have recorded a video that perfectly sums up the frustrations of fathers everywhere. The footage depicts the irritation, begrudging acceptance and, finally, the affection parents have for the film, concluding in the song’s final verse: “And I know somewhere Walt Disney/Is smiling in his grave. ‘Cause while I’m filling up his pockets, while I’m driving up his profits/He’s driving me insane!” Dads React to Frozen Soundtrack Amen, right, Dads of America? Frozen, it should be noted, has made over $1.2 billion across the planet. It ranks as the fifth-highest grossing movie everywhere and parents are starting to name their children Elsa . 8 Artists Who Just Can’t “Let It Go” 1. Arnold Schwarzenegger Covers “Let It Go” Arnold Schwarzenegger sort of covers “Let It Go” in this Jimmy Fallon bit. But he definitely ruins it forever.

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Kate Middleton: Pregnant at 98 Pounds!?!

Kate Middleton is pregnant, yet weighs only 98 pounds, according to a shameless new report that proves you can never assume tabloids have hit bottom. It’s been quite the week for the Duchess. One she’d likely rather forget if she reads any celebrity gossip magazines, which we’re hoping she doesn’t. First, a freak gust of wind allowed some paparazzo to snap a Kate Middleton upskirt photo and a German tabloid ran the image of her (bare!) derriere. Now, Life & Style has come out with this nonsense on its latest cover: Yes, another Kate Middleton pregnant story, on the heels of earlier reports that she’s expecting twin girls. Only in this case, she’s in so shape for that. She is down below 100 pounds, if you believe this cover, which takes one (admittedly bad) photo of her naturally thin frame and invents that figure. Oh, but that’s not all. The article promises to reveal, in detail, the gritty truth behind Kate’s alleged secret health battle, which includes the … PANIC! William had to call in “top” doctors for this apparently. CRISIS! She’s been confined to the palace for 27 days! 27! BRAVERY! Kate’s willing to risk EVERYTHING for a baby. Stop. Just stop, Life & Style . We love gossip as much as anyone, but this is played out and in poor taste. She’s obviously in very good shape and almost certainly not expecting. You think the Kim Kardashian wedding dress was modeled after a 98-pound emaciated woman? We think not. See gallery below. She looks amazing. 19 Royally Hot Kate Middleton Bikini Photos 1. Kate Middleton Pregnant Bikini Pic A bikini photo of the pregnant Kate Middleton on holiday in Mustique, early 2013.

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7 Models Who Likely Banged Justin Bieber: They’re His Baby, Baby!

Justin Bieber has been a busy young man of late. Banging out beats? HA! More like banging out supermodels! A recent report claims Bieber is on a mission to sleep with beautiful women and, like George Bush winning the Iraq war, that mission has now been accomplished. Over the past few weeks alone, Bieber has been linked in his birthday suit to some of the world’s best known beauties. Who has been fortunate to wake up with this artist in her bed? Unless your name is Selena Gomez (sorry!), click around below and find out: 7 Models That May Have Had Sex with Justin Bieber 1. Adriana Lima Mere weeks after ending her marriage to Marko Jaric, Adriana Lima allegedly went home from a party in Cannes with The Biebs. We’re guessing he hit a home run with her!

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