I just saw that Kate Bosworth was in Montreal the other day – and I stupidly didn’t know this before she was here – and I didn’t go profess my love for her by throwing my semen at her – before getting arrested because semen is a controlled substance that you’re not legally allowed to throw at people – even if you’ve been saving it up in a jar next to your bed since you first saw Kate Bosworth in whatever it is she was first in….only to have her drop charges after tasting it and realizing it’s sugary goodness…making her addicted to my sperm and hiring me as her sperm factory she locks in her pool house making her a shot a day….because that’s the kind of fantasy I have… I like that she’s skinny, I like her legs, her face, she is what all girls should look like, so if I ever made billions and could build a woman producing lab in my basement…we’d factor in a little bit of this in the design… She’s old and still looks like this… The post Kate Bosworth Nipples of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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