Her name is Toni Garrn…she used to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio…after he was fucking Bar Refaeli…. Toni Garrn German…her family was probably Nazis…Bar Refaeli…Israeli created because of the Nazis…so in a lot of ways…Toni Garrn’s DNA almost wiped out Refaeli’s DNA…and Garrn’s DNA created the country Refaeli is from…yet both their DNA is now tainted by DiCaprio DNA…as there is no way…and not just because he’s a faggot…that he doesn’t have HIV… I guess the point of all this is that H&M doesn’t pay me…and like Bar Refaeli, who only exists because Toni Garrn’s family failed at their plan to wipe her out, I like to get paid…especially when H&M pays Toni Garrn…but I guess she gets naked for them…so it’s ok.. What I am trying to say, is fuck you H&M…and that the life and times of Leonardo DiCaprio’s penis and its adventures are so complicated… The post Toni Garrn for H&M Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
We can assume by “GOD” they mean a pile of shit in a dumpster her coked up mom woke up next to after a night of partying at Studio 54….to which she figured she could pretend was hers so that she could benefit from the Hilton Hotel trust fund life…after her uterus couldn’t get pregnant after all the drugs… We can also assume Paris Hilton only agreed to this photoshoot if they wrote that “God” created her… Clearly, Paris Hilton isn’t a religious person, because this type of thing would be against the church….much like everything this coked up, drug addict, clever entrepreneur who still makes a lot of money, all based on a porn career.. Even though we all know there is no God, and if there was, he would have only created Paris Hilton after losing a bet with one of the other aliens…at a poker game…as a joke on his society he manages….. I have no idea what this Harlequin, Fabio, Romance Novel shit is…but it’s a whore being comedic…so it’s ok.. The post And God Created Paris Hilton of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
John Goodman may need to think about changing his name. After showing up this week for the London premiere of his new film, Trumbo , the actor might be better off going with John NEWman at this point. Because he really does look like a new man. Consider the photos above: the one on the right was taken less than a year ago, in November of 2014; The one on the left was snapped Thursday evening. And just about the only similarity between the two images is that Goodman is wearing a beard in each. According to Goodman’s rep, the star once tipped the scales at over 400 pounds, but has now trimmed down as a result of diet and exercise. Back in 2010, Goodman also shed a great deal of weight, telling People Magazine at the time that he “wanted to live life better,” cutting out alcohol and hitting the gym six days per week. “I’m not gonna look like Paris Hilton or anything,” he also told David Letterman a few years ago, emphasizing that he’ll likely always struggle with his weight. That may be true, but Goodman should be commended for taking such positive steps in the name of good health. And also: who wants to look like Paris Hilton?!? View Slideshow: 23 Celebrities Who Used to Be Really Fat
If these 23 celebrities ever need a side job, well, there's one career we know they have each dabbled in – with mixed, lewd results. See our favorite famous amateur porn stars, for better or worse, right now … and don't download their videos from shady sources. Seriously, if Ashley Madison has taught us anything, it's that you will get busted if you sign up for an account somewhere. FWIW. 1. Kendra Wilkinson Before Hugh Hefner and before Hank Baskett, Kendra Wilkinson got freaky on video with an old boyfriend. And she’s got a real talent for rodeo. 2. Kim Kardashian Need we say more? Ray J hit it first and made her a star. 3. Paris Hilton Paris Hilton was Kim Kardashian before Kim Kardashian was Kim Kardashian. In other words, she got famous from a guy doing her on camera. She and Kim were also friends once! 4. Farrah Abraham Okay, there’s nothing amateur about getting paid by a porn company to shoot an X-rated video called Backdoor Teen Mom. But she’s far from a pro when it comes to everything else. 5. Pamela Anderson Pamela Anderson’s sex tape was one of the first, and most infamous. And hardest core. 6. Octomom Octomom: Home Alone was the self-pleasure hit of 2012. It may be more pleasurable to hit yourself in the head with a 2×4, but so be it. View Slideshow
It is debatable whether Cameron Diaz is one of the hottest actresses, or whether she was one of the hottest actresses….. It is debatable whether Caameron Diaz is a talented actress, but in her defence, acting requires 90 percent ego/confidence and 10 percent ability to not think you’re an asshole playing make-belief. But one thing that is for sure…is that this relationship with a bro, we call them cheese dicks, up on some male Avril Lavigne, was in a band for a minute in the 90s, probably one of the worst bands, that I assume is huge in South American or some reason….makes no sense…. I mean we can assume that his drop crotch pants are to house a massive penis that she is blinded by, or maybe, he’s just a master manipulator, I mean he must be for even having a record label invest in his suburban mall garbage…. But now he’s taken his brainwashing skills to a nice, lean, very successful actress, I’m talking one of the richest actresses around, and he’s tapped into her insecurities and has made her feel secure, like she can trust him old friend… So instead of dating a dot com billionaire, or any exec, who dresses like an adult…and who isn’t using his 10 million dollar or less fortune as a door opener to her fortune….so that he can K-Fed her…only let’s be honest, K-fed had more fucking swag…. She’s married to this, and based on this pic she’s creepily smiling and obsessed with him…like a kid trying to understand a circus clown….only in this case she married him and will probably have his kids… I don’t care when a hot girl, even when she’s old and washed up herself, marries or fucks some clown….I don’t care who or what girls in my actual life put in them….and I don’t care that this is going down…but I do find it intriguing…hilarious…awkward…confusing…but I guess it all boils down to a broken girl…with dreams of real love and a guy who sees a babe and dollar signs who accepts his Paris Hilton parasites…..in this incestuous…celebrity…mental disorder world… The post Cameron Diaz Creepy in Love with a Clown of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Tamara Ecclestone is the billionaire heir of the Formula One race circuit.. I am sure her rich dad has done a lot of other things…but that’s the only one I know… She was in Greece in a bikini, where she was celebrating motherhood…I guess… Now she’s in LA…but before getting shot by the paparazzi there, she managed to give us this action shot that is absolutely not exciting at all…but is still a billionaire brat, who is trashier than Paris Hilton, in a bikini….and that’s more interesting than anything I’ve seen in actual life today, except maybe that homeless guy staring at some fat chick in a bikini tanning, or the couple that looked like they were practicing tantric sex in some spider pose in the park….so maybe I did see more interesting shit, but they weren’t a billionaire failing in a bikini…so they weren’t shit. The post Tamara Ecclestone’s Billion Dollar Bikini Fall of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Mila Kunis is apparently the face of some gems company called Gemfields…and has been since 2013, because I guess being the wife of a dotcom possibly billionaire, if not close to billionaire, because all these Silicon Valley dot com projects are ridiculously overvalued and all these idiots are becoming billionaires with bullshit like Twitter, or Spotify, or Tinder and Snapchat and whatever else the fucker put 50,000 dollars into for 5% before it was evaluated at 10 billion dollars…. SO, she doesn’t really need to be working, but as a gold digger revisiting her co-star that she’s known forever, because he felt like home, especially now that he’s rich as fuck, she needs to pretend she is working, so that he doesn’t feel used by her, so that he can trust her, so that he can see her as an original true friend who’s been there for him through it all…I mean she’s a millionaire in her own right….but people always want more… So, why not do it jewel erotica…so we know where your heart really lies…you materialistic…overrated twat everyone fucking loves….right? The post Mila Kunis in a Video for Gems of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have a feeling that Taylor Swift is so powerful and in control of every aspect of her billion dollar career, that she’s got a team of people in place, strategically designed so that there is 360 degree coverage from every angle, so that people can’t get a picture of her vagina protruding from her skimpy shorts from all the excitement caused by being a powerhouse act that pretty much has all these puppet idiots, mostly models, around her to have her fun with, when she’s not burning through cock, like it was Paris Hilton’s burning vagina… All this to say, I prefer when crotch shots are less creatively blocked, and more spread eagled so that I can see into her soul as she drips, cuz she clearly always drips, she’s wet like that, all over the examining room table… TO SEE PICS OF HER LEGS IN NYC CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift’s Crotchshot of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Paris Hilton may not be nearly as famous these days as she used to be, but here’s the OG hot nobody out in London showing that she’s still got it. And by “it,” I mean the ability to show off her pushed-up cleavage for the paps. And I know that some of you cynics out there are probably going to point out that that’s not really much of a skill, but hey, for a D-list celebrity, it’s the only one you really need. So keep up the good work, Paris. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
Why can’t it be real and from 10 years ago, you know when she was sucking off of the media industry to make stupid fucking money…you know when she needed to be in the plane crash to end her annoying…and Kim K at the source… But doing it now, is just a tease of what could have been, for those of us stuck in the past, like me, I run a blog don’t I?…what is this 1998? What should have been, and now all what will hopefully will be – with the Armenian Paris Hiltons, the world doesn’t need more pillution…. Pretty solid prank by the Arab money that seem to LOVE Paris Hilton, but …would have been nice if it went wrong…only because it is Paris Hilton, an actual terrorist on pop culture.. She probably staged this to remind you that Paris Hilton exists…Obviosuly she staged this…she’s Paris Hilton…and wants you to know she exists… The post Paris Hilton’s Cocktease Plane Crash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
