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Paris Hilton: Nude for Paper Magazine! Still Alive, Apparently!

Move over, Kim Kardashian . And then put your pants back on. Because someone you know rather well just took hers off for Paper Magazine. About a year after Kardashian tried to break the Internet via a naked pictorial in Paper , former close friend and employee Paris Hilton has gone ahead and done the same. Unlike Kim, however, Hilton is fully dressed for the cover of this issue. See above. Just like Kim, however, she’s exposing her rear end inside the issue. See for yourself by clicking on the following censored photo: In the above racy snapshot, Hilton is donning a one-piece silver jumpsuit with a completely covered front and an open back, showing off her tush. It’s only appropriate, of course, for Hilton to follow in Kim’s bare footsteps here, considering the Kim Kardashian sex tape would never have existed if not for the Paris Hilton sex tape. Before she became an A-Lister in her own right, Kardashian served as Hilton’s personal assistant and friend. Hilton’s stock has fallen considerably, however, almost in sync with the rise in fame and wealth of her ex-BFF. Paris is actually working as a DJ these days, telling Paper that she always has “jet lag” due to flying around so often for her job. “I feel blessed to be in a position where I can make a change for those less fortunate or give a voice to causes that need it,” she also says in this interview. It’s unclear just how showing off half her birthday suit is accomplishing these goals, but hey. We’re not complaining! As you can see above with Kim and below with Miley Cyrus, Hilton is merely the latest celebrity to take her clothes off for this publication.

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50 Year Old Bella Thorne in Bikinis with her Sisters of the Day

I have a theory, that’s probably very accurate, because I am god, in the event you didn’t know, and in being god, I am all knowing, and everything I say is truth, even when inconsistent with things I said yesterday, like how I once thought Rihanna looked like a bulldog, but eventually gave into her and thought she was hot…kind of thing…it’s like this motherfucker always says the same thing, over an over again, but it’s always different, it’s like it is a team of people writing this shit, badly…because it’s actually a division of Disney designed to shit talk their talent in some backhanded perverted way…that will eventually be leveraged into a Children’s cartoon where I’m the homeless man villain… That said, the theory…Bella Thorne…the daughter of what I assume are hippies…since her sisters are named “Danni and Kali”…straight from Florida, the land of Flakka, all the weird news, and trashy hooter girl fame whores, who sometimes get famous when they move west…all eager to succeed while being accessible to the general population, since Florida is so vanilla, white and suburban…where even the rich as fuck…are white trash in 20 million dollar mansions.. Anyway, they put all the kids into the mix in LA, a few got jobs here and there thanks to “Mom’s” hard throat fucking…Bella is the one who stuck and is now carrying the whole family, being the golden fiery child with the red hair and great ginger body..and now..they are together in bikinis…whoring it out as they were taught…because they’ve all made it since one made it… Dreams do come true…and I guess for those of you who jerked off to her at 17, even though she was actually 40, this could be a dream of yours because bikinis, but I figure you’re more into porn, since everyone is into porn now, even moms and 40 year old women who want to get gangbanged like porn….40 year old women like Bella Thorne… All this to say, the whole family is lookin good half naked, good job stage parents…too bad the 2 hipster ones blocked me on social media before Bella was famous…so that I can’t sing them love songs through comments on their instagram. The post 50 Year Old Bella Thorne in Bikinis with her Sisters of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hipster Sister of 50 Year Old Bella Thorne in a Low Rent Photoshoot of the Day

Low rent model, Dani Thorne, is in a low rent Photoshoot, for what I assume is a low rent campaign, for a low rent company, or a low rent photographer, who like Dani Thorne, is striking when the iron is hot, milking the fact that her sister is famous, after all three sisters were thrown into the mix, with what we can assume was a little jealousy, before realizing it’s way cooler to be a hipster model for instagram, than a Disney Star…or whatever Bella Thorne is…becasue instagram is EVERYTHING…assholes.. I prefer when they ARE IN BIKINIS TOGETHER …but only because I have an sister fetish…. The post Hipster Sister of 50 Year Old Bella Thorne in a Low Rent Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Hart’s Model Ass is Melting of the Day

Australian model and gold digger Jessica Hart was spotted on the beach of what I assume is Australia, since she’s Australian… Her ass may look like it’s a grandmother’s ass, but the rest of her is 29… We can blame the model diet of cocaine and starvation…with stints of working out in between…where they build up a fit body…only to lose the muscle mass…and end up…like a half full bag of jello… There was a time when she was amazing, gap toothed and amazing, back in 2008 and 2009 where she did Victoria’s Secret, the biggest scam in Underwear…and Sports Illustrated, the biggest scam in bikini photoshoots…but in 2014 she talked shit on Taylor Swift performing at the VS Fashion show, and Taylor Swift, since she’s a cunt who doesn’t like people being mean to her, had her fired..which I guess is great…or at least better than her ass in these bikini pics…but then again..what isnt’… I guess she doesn’t really care that much about work, since her boyfriend is Stavros Niacrchos, she’s been with him forever, and will never get rid of him, thanks to the billions, even if the homosexual and not just because he’s greek and Greek’s love anal, who dated Paris Hilton amongst pretty much everyone…meaning at least, out of all this, she’s landed Paris Hilton herpes….so fancy!!! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Hart’s Model Ass is Melting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amber Rose Is Big In 2015

There’s so many random awards shows out there, I can’t keep track of them all. But according to my sources, VH1’s got one called the Big In 2015 Awards, and they got Amber Rose and her epic MILF cleavage to show up. Anyway, I don’t know how big Amber was in 2015, but she was definitely big in my pants region. Especially after these shots. Speaking of which, that gives me a great idea for my own awards show… » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com

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EXXXOTICA Expo 2015 Pictures

I know I do a lot of posts on porn stars on this site, but forget Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton for a second, it’s time we celebrated the true professionals. Because it was the 2015 EXXXOTICA Expo in New Jersey over the weekend, and I can’t think of a better place for a bunch of sorry-looking porn actresses to meet up than in New Jersey. Anyway, luckily there’s at least a couple cuties in here, because otherwise this post was going to get really depressing. » view all 21 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Paris Hilton Was A Slutty Ex-Porn Star For Halloween

Halloween’s always been one of my favorite holidays ever since I was just a Little Tuna and used to overdose on candy. Now that I’m an adult though, I’m much smarter about it. See, I just overdose on pictures of hotties dressed like slutty fill-in-the-blanks instead and give myself a serious pants fire as opposed to a stomach ache. Anyway, I have no clue what Paris Hilton is supposed to be dressed up as here, but I’m going to go out on a limb and say she’s a slutty ex-porn star. Nailed it! » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Heidi Klum Does Jessica Rabbit for the Perverts of the Day

We were wrong about Heidi Klum…. We thought she was dressing as Kim Kardashian… Really she was dressing like Jessica Rabbit… A Cartoon we can assume Kim K gives her plastic surgeon and says “build me like this”… So I guess we weren’t all that far off…. But you know in Heidi’s world, she was probably so excited because she takes Halloween very fucking seriously…. This is terrifying…and outdated, I guess like her, or more importantly, her vagina after Seal and Babies…created a horror scene in her panties…everyday, not just Halloween, her favorite time of year…thanks to her deep rooted German scat Nazi roots… Other Celebs who took Halloween very fucking seriously are: Claudia Schiffer….as who fucking cares… Johanna Krupa….as who fucking cares… Gigi Hadid….as who fucking cares… Paris Hilton….as who fucking cares…with herpes… Emily Ratajkowski…as what a fucking famewhore, played out, plastic surgery ridden useless cunt… Nicole Scherzinger…as who fucking cares.. Charlotte McKinney…as a busted up face, who should be working at hooters, yet reality TV made her matter… Farrah Abraham as the Goddess that She Is… Nina Agdal as an Overrated Model… Fergie as a Zombie…but that’s not really a costume…she’s a zombie.. J.Lo…. They are all sluts… TO SEE ALL THE CELEBS GETTING DOWN FOR HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE The post Heidi Klum Does Jessica Rabbit for the Perverts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katy Perry, Paris Hilton And More Honor Jake Bailey’s Memory

Katy Perry, Paris Hilton, Hailee Steinfeld, and more celebrities took to social media to mourn makeup artist Jake Bailey.

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Katy Perry, Octavia Spencer, & More Mourn Death Of Celebrity Makeup Artist Jake Bailey

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Celebrity makeup artist Jake Bailey passed away on Friday from an apparent suicide. He was only 37 years old.

Katy Perry, Octavia Spencer, & More Mourn Death Of Celebrity Makeup Artist Jake Bailey