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Paris Hilton May Be Irrelevant, But Her Bikini Instagrams Aren’t

Yes, that’s right. I’m not only posting bikini pictures from Paris Hilton ‘s Instagram, I’m even enjoying them too. See, as much as I hate Paris and blame her for giving Kim Kardashian the idea to become famous by making a sex tape, these days, she’s just like any other wannabe celebrity who posts bikini pictures on their Instagram for attention. Which means that now that Paris is officially irrelevant, I can finally appreciate her again. Well, parts of her anyway.

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Paris Hilton to Slovenia: No Sex Tape For You!

Paris Hilton does want anyone in Slovenia spending 1 Night in Paris . The former A-lister has taken legal action in order to shut down ParisHiltonPornVideos(dot)com, a Slovenian website that features clips of her sex tape with 2004 boyfriend Rick Salomon. According to TMZ sources, Hilton is looking to have the domain name transferred to her and to ensure that no one makes money off her videotaped bedroom actions except her and Salomon. She has filed documents with the World Intellectual Property Organization Arbitration and Mediation Center in order to plead her case. NOTE: Paris Hilton is a celebrity who was once really famous. She was Kim Kardashian before Kim Kardashian was Kim Kardashian and now she works sometimes as a DJ.

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Bieber Getting Hit By a Water Bottle of the Day

This happened a few days before Bieber fell off and went to a brothel to get AIDS from tranny Brazilian hookers, as people like to do when partaking in some sex tourism…it was in concert when motherfucker got hit by a bottle…a storyline that would be more interesting if it was a bullet, or really any explosive, because a dead Bieber makes for a better and safer world for the youth of tomorrow…not that I care about Bieber, but I do care about seeing him get hurt and running off stage..

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Paris Hilton’s Inspirational Marketing Pitch While Honored in a Russian Mall of the Day

I don’t know what Russian Billionaire Paris Hilton had sex with, but I am going to assume he owns the Russian Mall that presented her with this star on their walk of fame….and that they probably met on Yachts in Ibizia…or maybe Russia, like during the cold war, is just 10 years behind America and hitting up on our last week’s kitchen garbage, honouring them with bullshit things, and giving them a venue to feel important since they have fallen off at home….or maybe…just maybe…no one else returned this Mall’s call for such a silly thing…because flying the 10-12 hours even for a free Moscow trip…was more of a pain in the ass than anything…but it’s nice to see Paris took the opportunity to pitch her shit to a poor unsuspecting crowd who just want a taste of America…but instead got a taste of a vapid, useless, famewhore brat…who likes to talk about herself…which I guess based on the girls I’ve met…is a taste of America…good times.

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Paris Hilton’s Inspirational Marketing Pitch While Honored in a Russian Mall of the Day

Paris Hilton’s Inspirational Marketing Pitch While Honored in a Russian Mall of the Day

I don’t know what Russian Billionaire Paris Hilton had sex with, but I am going to assume he owns the Russian Mall that presented her with this star on their walk of fame….and that they probably met on Yachts in Ibizia…or maybe Russia, like during the cold war, is just 10 years behind America and hitting up on our last week’s kitchen garbage, honouring them with bullshit things, and giving them a venue to feel important since they have fallen off at home….or maybe…just maybe…no one else returned this Mall’s call for such a silly thing…because flying the 10-12 hours even for a free Moscow trip…was more of a pain in the ass than anything…but it’s nice to see Paris took the opportunity to pitch her shit to a poor unsuspecting crowd who just want a taste of America…but instead got a taste of a vapid, useless, famewhore brat…who likes to talk about herself…which I guess based on the girls I’ve met…is a taste of America…good times.

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Miley Madness: These 8 Celebs Wear 2013’s Best Costume

Cyrus’ VMA look inspired everyone from Paris Hilton to Jenny McCarthy to stick out their tongues this Halloween. By Jocelyn Vena

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Miley Madness: These 8 Celebs Wear 2013’s Best Costume

Cyrus’ VMA look inspired everyone from Paris Hilton to Jenny McCarthy to stick out their tongues this Halloween. By Jocelyn Vena

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Arcade Fire Play Halloween Gig For ‘Freaky Weirdoes’

Los Angeles show featured songs from band’s recently released Reflektor album. By Marissa G. Muller

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Halloween 2013? Celebs Just Want To Dress Like Each Other!

Drake, Miley, Paris Hilton and more among the 13 best looks, from sexy to scary and … just plain strange. By Jocelyn Vena

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Rihanna Does British GQ Naked with a Snake of the Day

Rihanna kills it…across the fucking board…and I am not just talking about breaking down racists into wanting to go black…because she’s light skinned enough for them to bring to one of their KKK Meetings, I means she kills it in sex appeal cuz she consistently gets half naked when she doesn’t have to, because she wants to… The rumor is it stems from her being a 14 year old prostitute in Barbados…you know who used her sex appeal and the perversion of British perverts on some sex tourism to lead to this money making machine worth over 100,000,000 dollars… But she could just be an exhibitionist who loves herself seeing how far she’s come and shit…I don’t really care to analyze it, I am just glad it happened, but even more glad her young fans look on thinking this is normal…hopefully doing their own versions of these for instagram but more importantly for me… To see some higher res scans CLICK HERE

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