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Rihanna Does British GQ Naked with a Snake of the Day

Rihanna kills it…across the fucking board…and I am not just talking about breaking down racists into wanting to go black…because she’s light skinned enough for them to bring to one of their KKK Meetings, I means she kills it in sex appeal cuz she consistently gets half naked when she doesn’t have to, because she wants to… The rumor is it stems from her being a 14 year old prostitute in Barbados…you know who used her sex appeal and the perversion of British perverts on some sex tourism to lead to this money making machine worth over 100,000,000 dollars… But she could just be an exhibitionist who loves herself seeing how far she’s come and shit…I don’t really care to analyze it, I am just glad it happened, but even more glad her young fans look on thinking this is normal…hopefully doing their own versions of these for instagram but more importantly for me… To see some higher res scans CLICK HERE

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Celebrity Halloween Costumes So Far of the Day

It is Halloween and people are going fucking nuts. I was just in LA and the hottest girls are always the fame whore wannabe celebrity LA chicks who aren’t at the exclusive parties, but are working fucking hard to one day be, just walking Sunset half naked, in various creative costumes, trying to get noticed and outdo each other, because that’s what competitive quest for fame is all about…. The actual celebrities, are just typical, disconnected and obvious in their played out costumes, that you’ll still like, because you appreciate disconnected celebrity bullshit, especially when in costume….even though you should be focused on the everyday girls fighting to get noticed, they have more to prove! My biggest fail was not going to the Playboy party when I could have…I just assumed Playboy was dead…which I guess makes sense since it is Halloween and the dead celebrate… Here are some of the celebrity costumes that people are talking about, even though they bore me, that have happened so far, even though it’s not even Halloween yet… Zombie Hugh Hefner and his “Wife” Gold Digger Hooker Dressed Like Hooker Miley and Zombie Robin Thicke Joan Rivers Dressed Like Fat Miley…. Elisabetta Canalis was Wonder Woman which is appropriate because we be wondering why she’s famous…. Paris Hilton did Miley Cyrus and Barbie…both the herpes ridden bootleg Kim Kardashian version… Julianne Hough Black Face Which is Hilarious…and Amazing…Especially Since She’s Trying to Pretend it Didn’t Happen…like it was the Sex with Ryan Seacrest she “Had” when they were “dating”…. Some dude named Jamie Vandekamp Dressed like Trayvon Martin, Not Famous, But Hilarious, so I threw it in… Kelly Brook as Mary Antoinette’s Cleavage Covered in Blood…for Any Excuse to Post Her Cleavage… Tara Reid as Who The Fuck Knows or Cares..especially not her, she’s just Booze Soaked and 40 Year too Broken Down to know what is happening… Jessica Lowndes….with Mom Cleavage…

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Paris Hilton Is Miley Cyrus!

It’s not even Halloween yet, but Paris Hilton made sure to be the first to wear a Miley Cyrus costume. I was actually going to head out this year to a few Halloween parties that I was invited to because I knew that Miley was going to be the most popular costume of the year. Hopefully, in the next few days there will be a hot celebrity that will wear her Wrecking Ball outfit. Fingers crossed!

2 Drunk Australians, 1 Taser of the Day

As an alcoholic, I think I’ve realized that being drunk doesn’t necessarily make life more fun, it just makes the boring times more tolerable because your judgement is clouded and you do things your sober self would think is idiotic, like playing with a low level taser, or more importantly, bringing home fat dirty chicks and having unprotected sex with them, even cumming inside them, getting them pregnant enough to guilt you into marrying them and never leaving their side, because that’s what a good dude does…when if you were sober, you’d just go home and jerk off… These Australians, are ridiculous, but this video made me laugh…and it will make you laugh too… Or maybe you like weird Brazilan bike thief videos…. Or maybe you like Russians slapping up Americans on a train videos…

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Chanetlle Houghton’s New Type of Publicity Stunt of the Day

Chantelle Houghton was a low level Glamour Model from the UK, but in her defence, they are all pretty fucking low level, who bottom fed her way into getting some level of publicity, that she probably from being some skinny fake tit Paris Hilton type without the trust fund staging up skirts but now she’s taken that “big brother trash”…to the next level of putting herself out there, this time showing off her fat ass body, that may be broken down thanks to being a mom, or that just may be broken down thanks to being a broken women who’s dreams and aspirations of being a top level fame whore, rather than a low level fame whore, never panned out… All this to say, this new “I’m fat look at me half naked and talk about me so I can pretend I take ownership on it, even though my entire existence has been a vapid superficial cunt with plastic surgery, and this fat thing is just an angle to get noticed”…publicity stunting is the fucking worst for those of us who like our fame whores fit. It’s funny when the fake face, tan, make-up, hair, body, comes off, you really see how ugly this girl is and you get why she tried so fucking hard… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Victoria Justice Is Really Breaking My Heart!

Uh oh, this isn’t good. After breaking my heart earlier in the week, here’s Victoria Justice getting way too friendly with that hipster loser again. Apparently the dude’s her co-star in something called Naomi and Ely’s No Kiss List , so I’m hoping that this is all just part of the movie. And if not, that Victoria’s just doing this to make me jealous. Well, it’s working. Mission accomplished. Now please stop. Photos:  PacificCoastNews

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Paris Hilton Does Terry Richardson

I don’t know how this perv does it, but after getting Miley Cyrus topless , now here’s Terry Richardson posing with Paris Hilton . Granted, everybody knows it’s not that difficult to get Paris to take her clothes off in front of the camera. But still, if I tried to pull this crap, there’s no way hotties would take me up on it. And I don’t even wear pedophile glasses. Maybe that’s the secret. » view all 12 photos

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Lindsay Lohan: "Too Unreliable" For Porn?

Oft-troubled and erratic star Lindsay Lohan is being described by one industry insider as too unreliable for any type of film career. Adult films included. Lohan‘s myriad personal problems have clearly derailed her fast track to the A-list. That much can’t be disputed by even the most ardent LiLo apologists. Unable to parlay the momentum from a wildly successful career as a child star and Mean Girls , she’s cascaded slowly downward in recent years. With dwindling mainstream opportunities, and bills piling up, is it possible LiLo could eventually find a measure of professional redemption in the adult sector? Nope. According to one industry insider, she’s too unreliable for even that. “As a member of the active talent pool, she would not do well ,” says Brooklyn Lee. “Obviously, she would be extremely popular, if only for the spectacle of it.” “However, If she can’t manage to roll her a$$ to set to make a couple million for a movie, she certainly wouldn’t bother to show up for a few thousand for a sex scene.” Truer words have never been spoken, Brooklyn Lee. Brooklyn said she “also heard she’s a terror to work with” (likely from her Behind the Green Door co-star James Deen, who worked with LiLo in The Canyons . All is not lost for LiLo, though, according to Lee. While she might not have what it takes for the San Fernando Valley grind, a one-off sex tape a la Farrah Abraham, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian ? That could be just the ticket for Lindsay! “A sex tape would be a different story altogether, though,” she said. “I vote ‘Yes’ on that. I don’t think her career could get much worse at this point.” “She should consider giving Steven Hirsch at Vivid a call. Not hatin’, just sayin’.” If you were wondering why we posted this non-story, that quote is your answer.

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stepINTERVIEW with Excited Reporter Kissing Cardinals Fan of the Day

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A$AP Rocky & Bun B Discuss The Origin & Use Of “Trill” [VIDEO]

A$AP Rocky linked up with Bun B to chop it up for his ongoing “Back & Forth” series via Vice’s Noisey channel. The topic of conversation in this first part is the usage and origin of the word “trill.” “The trill sh*t started in the penitentiary,” expained Bun B. “The homie Spoon, when he came home he started using the word. So that word got associated with the west side of P.A. and with that scene… Continue reading