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Giada De Laurentiis Is A Tasty Treat

I don’t post pictures of celebrity chefs all that often, they tend to look kind of greasy and probably smell like fried cheese, but I like this Giada De Laurentiis so I’ll make an exception this time. I’ve actually seen her show a coule of times, I don’t watch it for the delicious recipes, I watch it because every so often the producers throw in some great shots of Giada’s cleavage aggressively stirring something. Tasty.

Mary-Louise Parker Is A Hot Hooker

I don’t really post pictures of Mary-Louise Parker all that often, I think it’s because she doesn’t really do anything all that sexy in real life, but today is an exception. Here she is on the set of some movie she’s shooting, dressed as some sort of sexy futuristic hooker. Obviously I don’t know that for sure, I’m just speculating, but for the sake of this post she’s a humanoid sex worker. I like it. I would pay whatever the equivalent of fifty dollars is in space currency for a night with this beauty. What? I’m cheap.

McKayla Maroney: Not Impressed By Dwight Howard Trade, Kim Kardashian, Grand Canyon

McKayla Maroney is not impressed by much. She’s just hard to please … don’t blame a girl for having high expectations of herself and others. The Olympics’ funniest Internet meme continues today with the U.S. gymnastics standout still not impressed by various people and events. Specifically, the Dwight Howard trade … the rest of the NBA may be shaking in its collective high-tops, but one sports star is so like, “Whatever.” This is not to say that McKayla’s demanding standards are reserved for sports alone. She was equally unmoved by Kim Kardashian ‘s wedding … … and Paris Hilton’s new quote-unquote “career” … … and Ryan Gosling calling her up to say congratulations … … or even the Grand Canyon. Yawn:

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Paris Hilton is the Devil in a Bikini of the Day

This is really one of those….click the link if you are really into seeing Paris Hilton crawling around on all fours. I’m not allowed to post the pic, they belong to a shitty fucking paparazzi company, but I can post a pic of the people taking the pics that she posed for on the beach, which is just as exciting to me….cuz all things Paris Hilton are the fucking worst….she’s the original devil and whether I’d fuck the herpes off of her until she had a miscarriage or not…I still hate the bitch… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Conor McCreedy: Dating Paris Hilton!

Paris Hilton’s mystery man has just been revealed! In related news, Paris Hilton has a mystery man. According to recent reports, the socialite / reality star / aspiring DJ was spotted at famously expensive club Les Caves du Roy in St. Tropez, France, chatting all night with South African artist Conor McCreedy. Here’s a pic of them: Seen here pictured here looking close at the exclusive club, Paris was even seen planting a kiss on the artist’s cheek. Breaking news, we know. In May Paris was dumped by Afrojack . Prior to that, she was in a long-term relationship with Vegas businessman Cy Waits. Prior to that, we kinda forget. Anyway, yeah. You’re caught up on Paris. [Photo: Pacific Coast News]

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Jessica Alba: MILF of the Year?

I think in the last few months Jessica Alba has been competing for the “MILF of the Year Award” and we’re happy for it. I understand that after a woman has kids she lets herself go and hopes for the best. Luckily, Jessica is rich and has a team of nannies. How do I know this? Well, look at that body! You don’t get that by just carrying a kid around, otherwise my sister would weigh 75lbs less.

Rihanna Assumes Position In Her Swimsuit

Let’s all take the time to thank Rihanna for giving us a sample of her money shot face. I know I’ll save that image in my mind for later and put it to good use. Anyway here she is still on vacation in France. I hope she never gets back to work.

Paris Hilton Bikinis in St Tropez of the Day

Paris Hilton was in her bikini in St Tropez like it was 2002 and everyone still cared…. I wonder if she ever expected herself to fall off as hard as she did, or to see her Armenian fat friend she probably used to make racist jokes about behind her back growing up, while calling her fat to her face, run her game better than she did….. I know that being a rich girl doesn’t make rich girls feel good about themselves, that’s why most rich girls are fucked in the head with all kinds of issues, so I know that this probably eats away at this washed up slut harder than her herpes during a massive outbreak that are so bad they are borderline flesh eating disease…. But I guess the bikini party continues… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rihanna Rocks Half A Bikini

I have to say that of all the Rihanna vacation bikini pictures I’ve had on the site in the last week or so, I think these have got to be the worst. That’s not to say they’re not hot, she’s still wearing a bikini top after all, but yesterday she was on a yacht in an extra tiny bikini drinking beers and smoking what I imagine is some sort of strange smelling cigarette. Allegedly. Compared to that, these pictures are pretty tame. I still like those mocha bikini breasts though. Keep ‘em coming.

Blake Lively Gives Us A View

So now that Blake Lively has had her fun vacation time with that Green Lantern douche, that relationship couldn’t be more annoying, it’s back to work on the set of her made for pre-teen TV show. Seriously, who watches that thing? It doesn’t matter I guess, she’s hot and she’s all dressed up in a low cut top, and I’m fine with it. Especially if she’s going to bend over and fix her shoe more often. Thank you Jesus. See now if there were more scenes like this you might up your pervert viewership. Nice.