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Rihanna Works Her Short Shorts

Does Rihanna do anything other than party and go on vacation? And as a follow up question, is she interested in a relationship with a skinny white dude with frail bloggers wrists? I await her response via Twitter . In the meantime, here are some shots of her on vacation doing a little fancy shopping in her hot short short jumpsuit outfit. I guess she also performs from time to time, I forgot about that. Anyhow, I’m also available as a member of her entourage or as her personal masseuse. Call me.

Rihanna Is On A Boat In A Bikini

In case you’re having a hard time deciphering what these pictures are of, they couldn’t be more out of focus, they’re shots of Rihanna dancing around on a yacht while on vacation somewhere. Now this is more like it. How come do I even get invited to a party on a boat like this? I can prance around on a yacht in a speedo like the best of them. Well, my prancing involves sitting around drinking too much in the sun until I vomit port side, but you get the idea. Nice booty.

DJ Juicy M in a Bikini for XXL Ukraine of the Day

The DJ game got ridiculous a few years ago…. I am not into the whole party scene, DJ scene purist down with the hip hop scene, but I do know that there was a time dudes had to buy records, make their own records, to get booked shows where on the high end they’d make 2,000 dollars maybe 5,000 if they were fucking hero DJ, which in and of itself is a retarded concept…. The MP3 dropped, destroyed vinyl, or actual investment in music…blogs told all these idiot posers what to play instead of instinct…technology and programs made DJing easy…then DJs became rockstars and made 50,000 dollars a show…and bitches like this decided to add DJing to their modeling…to give them an edge….and people responded….and the whole thing is so stupid…that I can’t help but love it…cuz party sluts playing music for party sluts is the premise of all my sexual fantasies… Her name is DJ Juicy M and she’s probably a clown in the DJ booth playing pre-mixed sets and moving like she was Paris Hilton, but hot in a bikini….I’m into her playing the soundtrack of my life via my dick.

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DJ Juicy M in a Bikini for XXL Ukraine of the Day

Miley Cyrus, Victoria Justice & Ashley Tisdale 4th Of July Hotness

I know it’s a day too late, I’m not always right on the ball, but I thought i’d share a few shots of some hottie celebrating the fourth of July. Here are Miley Cyrus , Victoria Justice and Ashley Tisdale showing off their patriotic side in some all-American Twitter pictures. It would have been better if they were all partying together say in a hot tub, but I’m not the one in charge. Enjoy.

Miss USA Alyssa Campanella Is Topless And Smokin’

I’ve got to say I’m a little surprised by these shots of Miss USA Alyssa Campanella , she’s topless, Miss USA chicks aren’t supposed to be topless. Are they? Not that I’m objecting, I actually think these are some pretty amazing shots, but I thought I’d be seeing big hair and glossy lipstick not sweet sweet boobage and some bitchy looks. I love it. Obviously I can’t show you all the nakedness, I’m a family friendly site most of the time, but you can check them out HERE . Perverts.

Candice Swanepoel Hot in DT Magazine Spain of the Day

I am a big fan of looking at Candice Swanepoel in her various overpaid states of undress cuz I have nothing better to do with my time…and because the models I know are a different kind of model…filled with less hotness and equal level of high risk for HIV….even though they aren’t from Africa and they don’t have stats working against them…they are just disgusting….but Candice Swanepoel…is spectacular….enough….

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Candice Swanepoel Hot in DT Magazine Spain of the Day

Paris Hilton Horrible Panty Flash of the Day

So the story goes like this…Fat paparazzi snapped off a pic of Paris Hilton walking down stairs in a short tight dress….and her entourage decided to play hero and attack the dude…cuz I guess she was having a herpes outbreak and didn’t want it seen, or maybe she forgot she only has this public figure cuz of a fucking sex tape….a sex tape with penetration…and blowjobs…that lead to many more pussy flashes….and panty flashes…but I guess she’s cleaning up her useless, washed up image, in hopes of being more like a Kardashian…cuz being the clown version of a Kardashian, outplayed by the Kardashians at her own game…is both humilating for her….and amazing for the rest of us as we point and laugh at her… The real tragedy was that she wasn’t killed in the fight….and either was Brandon Davis: Cokehead Billioniare… I can’t post the panty pic, but I can post a link to it, cuz the paparazzi fucking hate me…. TO SEE THE PANTY PIC FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Paris Hilton Horrible Panty Flash of the Day

Rihanna Rocks Her Thunder Thighs

I’m being told this is Rihanna during some concert the other day, the boobs look about right, but it’s hard to tell with those stupid glasses on. She looks a little too much like Lady GaGa for my taste, I don’t like it. I guess it doesn’t really matter, she’s still shaking her junk so I’ll just have to manage. Those thighs look pretty impressive, impressive like they could crush a man to death, not impressive like slim and soft. I’d still get in there.

Tamara Ecclestone’s Bikini Coverup

All I know about Tamara Ecclestone is that her father is some kind of billionaire. So life for this chick hasn’t been too hard. With that said, why in the world is she covering up her lower half? A girl with this kind of money and limited stress should have the tightest physique. On the brightside, she does have some sweet bolt ons. I’ll give her that.

Samantha Gradoville Nipples in her Bathing Suit for July’s Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

All I know about this Samantha Gradoville model is that she’s American….a locally grown tall as fuck, perky titty bitch, who is willing to get naked for fashion, or at least for her career as a model in the fashion world because it pays fucking well and offers a lot of fucking perks from fans and perverts sucking up to her all day, to money, to traveling the world 5 star status, on private jets all to be the face for a brand….pretty fucking genius….cuz all she has to do is show up and have pics taken of her and to make that dream come true…all she has to do is show a little nipple in Harper’s Bazaar UK….hoping it will propel her to the next step…and any girl willing to show her tits to get ahread…from a Girls Gone Wild flash to strippers to this…is a girl who’s professionalism I can appreciate….. That said, I’ve Posted Her Topless in Numero About a Year and a Half Ago Now here are her bikini perky nipple pics….

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Samantha Gradoville Nipples in her Bathing Suit for July’s Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day