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Paula Labaredas Bikini Pictures

If you don’t know who the hell this Paula Labaredas hottie is, you obviously haven’t been on this site in a while because I’ve been posting pictures of her in skimpy bathing suits and short skirts for some time now. Here she is in her frilly little bikini and captain’s hat. I wouldn’t normally find a chick in a captain’s hat all that sexy, unless maybe if she’s actually the captain of a ship, but that cute little booty is working for me. Permission to come aboard.

Paris Hilton buys Kitson and ignores Kim Kardashian possibly running for Mayor

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Facebook.com – Become a Fan! Twitter.com – Follow Us! Paris Hilton was spotted in her Ferrari… but the most interesting part of it all was that Paris’ Ferrari was packed with tons of Kitson bags after the socialite went on a shopping spree! Paris also ignored on major important news… Kim Kardashian might run for Mayor of Glendale, California!

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Paris Hilton buys Kitson and ignores Kim Kardashian possibly running for Mayor

Paris Hilton’s G-String Tan of the Day

Paris Hilton took advantage of a window of opportunity that her trashy exhibitionist ass saw in the form of paparazzi pointing cameras at her…She was probably like “shit it’s like old times, people actually care to see me, well I better give these pictures legs, so that websites post the shit, even if in a mocking way of my trashy stripper looking g-string tanline, one I got by strategically wearing the same underwear to the tanning Salon everyday, so that I’d look like those trashy whores that used to wear low rise jeans, with tan lines up and over their hips, you know cuz despite having billions of dollars, I’m a trashy whore too, I mean I even have a fucking sex tape”…..at least that’s what I assume went through her head, but maybe I’m giving her too much credit, maybe she’s more the kind of girl who is like “ass itchy thanks to herpes, scratch even if camera sees me” cuz she has no shame….and if she did you’d know that shitty blowjob she gave in her porn would never have seen the light of day…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Elisha Cuthbert Grabbing her Tit in New York Moves Magazine of the Day

I am pretty uninterested in Elisha Cuthbert. Maybe that’s cuz she’s from Montreal, the place where I live, that hasn’t given me a key to the city yet, even though I’m substantially more important than most of the locals, except maybe this bitch and Jessica Pare, who is the wife in Mad Men, who recently blocked me on Facebook, cuz I know she’s not actually hot in person…..cuz I’ve seen her in person…. But I think it has more to do with her being some sloppy, chubby, friend of Paris Hilton, who may be on TV, but who still deserves a candlelight vigil outside her parent’s house….cuz she doesn’t turn me on like she did in that one movie she did, not even in photoshoots where she’s photoshopped and grabbing her tit like it matters…. I don’t know she’s dull, but I’m posting the pics anyway, cuz I got nothing better going on, see cuz unlike Cuthbert, I’m no celeb but a bottom feeder…. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Paris Hilton Works Her Weird Bathing Suit

After the pictures of a pregnant Uma Thurman hosing her belly down in a bathing suit, I was in desperate need for some sort of normal looking swimsuit pictures. These are close enough. Here’s Paris Hilton showing some skin in her tattered little bathing suit. That’s more like it. You would think that someone as rich as Paris would be able to afford a bathing suit without any holes in it. Ha! Show us your boobies.

Paris Hilton in Some Bathing Suit Bullshit of the DAy

Paris Hilton always does that fucking face, pose, whatever the fuck you want to call it, that makes me want to punch her in the fucking face. You know all pouty and bird faced, like some little fucking princess brat at her birthday party where she doesn’t let any of her guests play with her toys….She’s not hot, but she is a waste of fucking money. So much could come from the millions she has both inherited and made for herself, but instead she just relies on being a tacky, useless, pouty faced cunt….a stain on society and a bad influence on little girls…turning them into sex tape producing materialistic cunts like her…which I guess is only half bad….if you know what I mean….cuz I like sex tape producing cunts…just when they are a little down to earth you see… Who cares. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Rihanna Forgot To Wear A Bra

There’s just something about a woman who heads out on the town without a bra that I like… I wish I could put my finger on it. Not really, how much would it cost to put my finger on it? Call me.

Paris Hilton Skinny Girl Bikini Pictures

Paris Hilton isn’t exactly known as one of the bustiest of pseudo-celebrities, unless she’s wearing one of her awesome magical push up bras , so getting pictures of her in a bikini shouldn’t be all that exciting. That being said, my crotch is really enjoying these shots of her hanging out in her little bikini top. What can I say, I like half naked skinny chicks. Probably because I’m so used to having them give me lap dances. Good times.

Doutzen Kroes’ Skinny Bikini Body

Leave it to a supermodel like Doutzen Kroes to finish off the week in style. Obviously everything a supermodel does is stylish, that’s why they’re supermodels, but short shorts and a bikini top? Amazing. And I thought Paris Hilton’s little boobies looked good in a bikini top. I’m not sure supermodels should be allowed to walk around like this, it’s just going to cause trouble. Bitchy comments from other girls and awkward public boners from pretty much every straight male in a two block radius. Do women this hot know the power they have?

Kim Kardashian’s Mom’s Vintage Topless Pregnant Erotic of the Day

Here is a picture of a younger Kris Jenner, the mom of Kim Kardashian and the other Kardashians, who has used her vagina for personal gain, since getting knocked up by a rich guy with the first one, before living the life of a rich vapid LA housewife cunt through the 80s, when she realized that her vagina can produce gold, to which she started training her garbage children to learn how to suck dick, while she sucked dick to get the connections needed to launch the family as a brand….that makes over 100,000,000 dollars a year….with a launch platform that started with Kris Jenner’s master plan of being the leech on Paris Hilton’s herpes scab, so people would see her, before releasing a porno starring her own fucking daughter , to take it up a notch…. She is the evil mastermind, and here she is whoring herself out, like she probably wished she did on camera when she was in her 20s, since now the only sex appeal she has is to lesbians, or gay men who think she’s a dainty man…. All I see is evil…this is the devil’s work….the fall of society but I’m posting it anyway…cuz vintage pregnant erotica, although not hot at all, has huge diaper like underwear…and that makes it fun to look at.

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