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Jessica Simpson Is A Barbie Girl

And she’s living in her Barbie world. The singer / actress / clothing designer can now add supermodel to her repertoire after walking the runway for Ozlem Suer Paris

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Mel B Whoring Out in Public of the Day

I am the kind of guy who loves watching people fuck. Unfortunately, I’m not some kind of baller who can afford to pay couples to let me sit in the dark corner in their rooms to take part in their sex life as an audience member, so I am forced to take what I can get. Sometimes taking what I can get is watching people make out or finger on the dance floor, other times it is a little more crafty and involves climbing up fire escapes, trees, balconies across the street and shit like that to get the solid fucking view, and by sometimes I mean all the time, because the only time I got a regular fix of peepin’ tom was when I had a roomate who would fuck in the living room next to me while I’d be watching TV.

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Mel B Whoring Out in Public of the Day

Sophie Monk Defines Vagina of the Day

The only reason why this bitch is famous is because she used her vagina proper to get her to the top. Not that she’s at the fucking top, because she’s pretty much unemployed, but she’s doing a lot better than the trash she grew up with in Australia, I’m talking about her mother. So I guess that’s why she wraps that pussy up to preserve the shit like some kind of mummy or lunch sandwich, or maybe it is to protect the world from the shit, because last time I checked her fiance cheated on her/ left her for Paris Hilton and that can do serious damage to unsuspecting genitals, you know making her camel toe more of a spitting camel toe

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Dr. Arnold Klein Might Take a DNA Test … Sometime

As far as rumored biological parents of Michael Jackson’s children go, Dr. Arnold Klein would probably receive the best odds from Vegas handicappers. We’ve got Klein at 3:1, with Mark Lester a dark horse at 7:2 on Paris Jackson, Pia Bhatti 15:1 on Blanket and Macaulay Culkin a total long shot at 250:1

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Dr. Arnold Klein Might Take a DNA Test … Sometime

The Ruling Is In: Paris Still Hot

It’s not a birthday, baby shower, wedding or anniversary, but Paris Hilton just got a special delivery. A federal appeals court says the hotel heiress can keep on suing Hallmark…

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The Ruling Is In: Paris Still Hot

Rihanna Topless In Vogue

Here’s Rihanna in some kind of “artistic” photoshoot for Vogue Magazine , or at least that’s what I believe was the angle they were going for, considering they convinced her to pose topless . Good job ladies! I couldn’t of done it better myself! Anyway, it’s definitely the hottest spread she has ever done. So enjoy

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Macaulay Culkin: Biological Father of Prince Michael Jackson II (Blanket)?

After more than two months of never-ending rumors regarding the paternity of Michael Jackson’s three children, this latest one might take the cake. At least for this week

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Macaulay Culkin: Biological Father of Prince Michael Jackson II (Blanket)?

Blanket Baby Daddy Mystery Deepens, Needs To Stop

Once in a great while a mystery will come along and captivate the world. Who shot JFK? Who shot Mr.

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Blanket Baby Daddy Mystery Deepens, Needs To Stop

Fashion Face-Off: Paris Hilton vs. Daphne Zuniga

Paris Hilton is a veteran of the celebrity gossip and celebrity fashion world. She’s stood toe-to-toe with the top stars on the planet in a number of Fashion Face-Offs, always surviving to fight another day. But she faces a challenge from a newcomer this week, as Melrose Place actress Daphne Zuniga steps directly into the combative clothing fire.

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Fashion Face-Off: Paris Hilton vs. Daphne Zuniga

Oasis Guitarist Noel Gallagher Leaves Band

‘I simply could not go on working with Liam a day longer,’ chief songwriter says. By Jocelyn Vena Noel Gallagher Photo: Jon Furniss/WireImage It seems Oasis’ Gallagher brothers cannot escape drama. There has always been sibling rivalry between Liam and Noel, and a reported fight between the Gallagher brothers on Friday night (August 28) apparently led them to cancel a gig in France.

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Oasis Guitarist Noel Gallagher Leaves Band