I know soccer isn’t nearly as big in the US as it is in the rest of the world, but I have a feeling it’d be a lot bigger if we knew soccer fans looked like this. Because here’s MMA reporter and Colombian hottie Andrea Calle showing off her support for her home country by showing off that epic booty of hers at the park. And I don’t know about you guys, but I’m officially converted. I’m now a diehard Andrea Calle fan after this. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Forget throwing it back for Thursday. Kim Kardashian flashed back for Friday yesterday, posting an old photo of herself snapped in 2009 by Nick Saglimbeni. At the time, Kim blogged that she was trying to “immortalize” her new look. “I wanted to really capture my blonde hair and immortalize it and Nick Saglimbeni was the perfect person to capture it!” Kardashian wrote , adding: “This was probably my favorite shoot ever because I had full control… well my team and I collectively had full control.” Eh. It’s okay. But we’re still partial to these Kim Kardashian Playboy photos . Kardashian has gone blonde on various occasions over the years; sometimes with a wig, sometimes with actual dye. Study the above image now and decide: Do you like Kim Kardashian as a blonde? She’s a beautiful blonde! She’s a better brunette! View Poll » 21 Hottest Kim Kardashian Bikini Photos 1. Kim Kardashian Bikini Cover Pic Kim Kardashian has her bikini body back! This is such great news, isn’t it?
Safe to say Apollo Nida shouldn’t compare himself to T.I. if he’s at all smart, because the rapper and one of his associates just tore him a new one. The background: Nida, who’s married to The Real Housewives of Atlanta star Phaedra Parks, pleaded guilty to fraud and identity theft earlier this week. In addition to Apollo Nida pleading guilty , he agreed – likely in exchange for sentencing leniency – to become a federal informant and help nail other crooks. Apollo is a snitch, in other words. A rat. T.I. Rips Apollo Nida Where does T.I. fit in? Because when the terms of Apollo’s plea deal were published, Nida Tweeted that T.I. and Michael Vick signed similar “snitching” deals. Let’s just say T.I. took issue with that. He and his boy Killer Mike (you don’t want to mess with a guy named Killer Mike, just saying) caught up with Nida in a parking lot Friday to discuss it. No one came to blows, but parts of the conversation were recorded and it was made abundantly clear to Apollo that he best not speak of T.I. ever again. T.I. told Nida that their cases were not similar (he’s correct, the rapper’s plea deal on gun charges does not include any informant activity) and to shut his yap. Nida deleted the tweet. Smart move, to put it mildly. The prison sentence he’s likely looking at may end up looking like a walk in the park compared to what might occur if he accuses T.I. of being a rat again. We’re lucky we didn’t have a fight on our hands … 25 Craziest Celebrity Fights 1. Dance Moms: Abby Lee Miller-Kelly Hyland Fight! Abby Lee Miller of Dance Moms goes at it with Kelly Hyland in this clip from Season 4 Episode 7.
We hope authorities find her! Adult Male Body Found Near Search Location According to WJLA: At a press conference held Monday evening at approximately 6:20 p.m., D.C. Police Chief Cathy Lanier thanked volunteers who have helped in the search for Relisha Rudd. She stated that the adult male body found has tentatively been identified as Khalil Tatum – as it is “consistent with his appearance.” Lanier also added that she was “pretty comfortable” in concluding that the death was a suicide. But Rudd remains missing. “We are still here for the reason we came here to begin with – to look for Relisha,” Lanier said. “The discovery was a shock for us.” Earlier Monday, it was confirmed that the body of an adult male was found in Kenilworth Park and aquatic gardens in the “target area” of where authorities and volunteers have been searching for missing 8-year-old girl Relisha Rudd on Monday. “Looked like the officers were running back and forth and running in and out of the woods,” said nearby resident, James Johnson, of the flurry of activity at the park. On Monday, it was a search by foot that led to this most recent discovery. And now, residents and family members are fearful of the whereabouts of Relisha Rudd. If Tatum was dead, they ask, where is she?
Kids. They say the darndest things, whether they’re aware of it or not. Even when they’re not asked to say all the bad words they know, the small humans who live with us come up with some true gems, day in and day out. Equally hilarious? Some of the parents who relay these experiences. We’re grateful for children and the joy they bring to our lives, and equally appreciative of the effort parents put in (as well as the technology that connects us). If it weren’t for Twitter, moms and dads would obviously get by just fine, but it’s much easier these days to connect with others to commiserate or spread the love. Click below to laugh/cry along with them in 140 characters or less. 25 Hilarious Tweets That Sum Up Parenting Open Slideshow 1. Sex Ed That would be an interesting item on the course curriculum. View As List 1. Sex Ed That would be an interesting item on the course curriculum. 2. Frozen in Hell “Let It Go” is definitely playing on repeat. 3. PARK! Great moments in safe words. 4. Just Pretending? [nods] 5. 82 Percent That may be conservative. 6. Fingers Smell Like … … you can guess, and if you’re a parent, relate. 7. Circle the Block a Few Times? If only … 8. Close Enough Eh, clothes are clothes. 9. Free Cats and Dogs! Would be so cool. 10. You Don’t Want to Know You really don’t. 11. I’ll Tell on You They start early. 12. Fetch! You know you do it. 13. Were You Born With Those? It’s a fair question. 14. RRP5D Sounds about right. 15. Cheap Babysitter Next time you complain about your cable bill, just consider the real potential. 16. Sticks or … They do sound similar. 17. Suave 2 in 1 Hey, whatever works. 18. Can You Skip That? If only. 19. Used Food Ick. Who wants that. 20. Tolerance Must be taught early. 21. Rabies Shares similar symptoms with fatigue. 22. Whine and Wine Oh, how those words are intertwined. 23. Dad of the Year It’s a go-to. 24. Consensual Massage Lessons all kids must understand. 25. Chapstick 2, Vegetables 0 For those keeping score.
Farrah Abraham is “Blowin'” up all over the Internet, thanks to her latest video … which surprisingly, given the name and her filthy past, is not a sex tape. Needless to say, the speed with which the Farrah Abraham “Blowin'” video went viral was impressive. Also needless to say? The video is beyond terrible. The imagery as well as the self-written words made for a truly mind “Blowin'” experience, one which can be summed up best in these seven memes: Farrah Abraham: Blowin’ Lyrics Breakdown Open Slideshow 1. Sexuality, Ability Be better then normal and use your appearance, sexuality and ability to blow their minds. View As List 1. Sexuality, Ability Be better then normal and use your appearance, sexuality and ability to blow their minds. 2. I’m Blowin’ … These bullies away. And sometimes James Deen. 3. Celeburty Spelling is not her strong suit. 4. Your Standin’ Out Neither is grammar. 5. Bein’ a Star It’s better than not knowin’ who you are. Whatever that means. 6. Positivity Push Through The hate can stack up, but it doesn’t stand a chance. It’s your time. 7. Being Ourselves Made Us Famous Mmmkay. Say what you will about Farrah (and we’ll say plenty), she keeps us talkin’. The girl certainly has a way of keepin’ herself relevant, in her own uniquely bizarre way, even if her grammar is on par with your average fifth grader. It’s impressive how she’s overcome obvious intellectual shortcomings and a penchant for pathologically lying, really. You almost have to give her credit. In the video, the single mom is clad in a billowy dress, holding toddler Sophia in the park, snappin’ selfies with fans at the club and dishin’ out wisdom. Watch the video for yourself after the jump. It’s that unreal … Farrah Abraham – Blowin’
Montreal is a horrible place that reminds anyone who visits of war torn eastern Europe…it’s like some siberian outpost filled with people who remember how great it was in the 70s and don’t realize the rest of the world has moved on. It has shitty politicians with shitty agendas that brainwash the french to hate the english…but it does have great homeless people…a lot are drunken inuits… And I think that it’s always fun when I see my fellow drunken homeless people from the park making huge moves like getting themselves on the internet for fighting while drunk…. The funniest thing in all this is that I know the inuit bitch kicking the motherfucker in the head and hitting him with the piece of wood, I see her pretty much every fucking day and I have been offered sex from her for very affordable prices… I have also seen her getting beat up by her boyfriend…and really the whole thing is so fucking ghetto, how can you not love every second of it…
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Nori made a rare appearance in Santa Barbara today. According to TMZ reports : Bootyful day for a stroll in Santa Barbara today — Kim Kardashian and Kanye West ventured out this morning for a walk with baby daughter North West, and even though the sun was shining … it was a full moon. Nice break from L.A. court, where Kanye’s lawyer Blair Berk pled not guilty on the rapper’s behalf just a few hours ago in the photog-beating case. For Kim, Kanye, and North West — life is just a walk in the park. Visit TMZ HERE for the photos…
