I don’t know why I posted these pictures…I think I thought she had more tits…or that her little shorts would be as exciting as the little shorts I see everytime I leave my house…from the 19 year old in little skimpy shorts who was dry humping her boyfriend in the park, ass out, making me practically cum my pants, to I mean every other girl this summer who realizes that ass cheeks hanging out of their shit like it was the 70s is a fucking good thing….I didn’t think she was on a walk with what looks like her shrink, or AA sponsor, or some lesbian bitch she’s decided to date because she was married to a homo and the level of testosterone, sex and strap ons was essentially the same…..so dyke she doesn’t get her period anymore kind of thing… What it comes down to is Ashlee Simpson peaked when she got caught lip syncing….and here is the damaged mom goods in some boring pics that don’t even compare to what’s going on outside in REAL LIFE….
This fool here!! After finding a way to mostly avoid headlines for the past few months, Pacman Jones was in Cincinnati last night doing what he does best: f*cking up. The folks at WLWT report that Jones, who now plays for the Bengals, was arrested early Sunday at a Cincinnati bar. He reportedly was intoxicated and disruptive. He allegedly got into an argument, and he allegedly was uncooperative when asked to leave. As Jones was being arrested, he reportedly struggled to get out of the handcuffs. Ultimately, two officers were required to restrain him. With the league taking the position (ridiculous as it may be) that the personal conduct policy applies even though the players are currently locked out, it’ll be interesting to see how Pacman’s latest legal entanglement impact his career, given his history. You big dummy. Source
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom took the family out to Universal Studios. The Kardashian-Odoms were spotted with Rob Kardashian, Kendall and Kylie Jenner and Lamar’s two kids, Destiny and Lamar Jr. Khloe dressed to stay cool in the summer heat in a white tank top and bell-bottom jeans. Khloe also had a on Chanel satchel that looked fab! Perfect for a day at the park. The happy family enjoyed a wet and wild time on the Jurassic Park ride where they got drenched in water. After the fun day in the park, Khloe tweeted: “We just had the BEST time at Universal City Park! Family is the GREATEST gift! #Memories” Check out pics of the Kardashian-Jenner-Odom family day at the park here: For other stories on Khloe and Lamar, check out: Happy Birthday Khloe Kardashian [PHOTOS] Khloe Kardashian & More Win At Forbes Entrepreneur Event [PHOTOS] Khloe Kardashian & Sis Visit “Good Morning America” [PHOTOS]
I think these pics are of Halle Berry trying to prove her blackness, you know cuz like all white people, she probably thinks she’s gotta show the world how athletic she is to really get the message across that she’s not just some white girl who happened to have some black sperm in her mother’s uterus one night when her mom was at a concert and got too into the music and smoked too much hash or some shit…so she hit the monkey bars….seems kinda racist to me…. Next thing you know she’s gonna star a drumline, tap dancing or a fried chicken restaurant…We get it Halle Berry, there’s nothing black about you but the way the studios marketed you and shit won you an Academy award cuz it was time for an accessible black person to win, you can stop stuntin. Luckily, I can see past her insecurities as a half breed and focus on what’s important, a mom in the park bending in ways she things is wholesome, but any pervert can skew to be dirty….and today, that pervert, is us….
Billy Ray Cyrus is shying away from fears over Satanical attacks these days. As he continues to make amends for statements he made earlier this year (such as claiming that fame ruined his family), Billy Ray is showing major support for his daughter’s boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth. “He’s a great guy,” Billy Ray told E! News yesterday while promoting his patriotic new album “I’m American.” “He’s solid. He’s got great character.” Hemsworth will also be known as a lot more than Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend in a few months: he’s landed the major role of Gale in The Hunger Games . How does Billy Ray think the young actor will do? “The script is killer, and Liam is going to knock it out of the park,” said the country crooner.”He’s a tremendous talent.” Up next for Billy Ray, professionally? A great cause. He hosts Surprise Homecoming , a TLC show about American troops reuniting with their families. It premieres on July 11. [Photos: WENN.com]
Unless Ciara starts dating Kanye West, I’m gonna say she’s not a man…..because a few years ago, back when she was semi-relevant with a song about sucking dick in the park, there was a rumor going around that she was a man, cuz men who dress like women like to suck dick in the park, and sure there is no guarantee that that rumor wasn’t actually truth, but based on her tits, I’m gonna assume it was the weirdest publicity stunt in the history of trying to be a celebrity…and here are those tits.
We’ve been following the production of the upcoming boobs-n’-bloodbath Piranha 3DD closely here at Skin Central, but the one piece that was missing from our puzzle were the cast members who will be shedding their bikinis -and their limbs (hopefully in that order)- at the Big Wet Water Park . (After early reports that the park would be called Wilderness Waters,the name has been changed to the more, er, evocative Big Wet). Now that filming has begun in Wilmington, North Carolina, production company Dimension Films has released a list of the main hotties that will be battling Piranha 3DD’ s toothy terror. Danielle Panabaker of horror remakes The Crazies (2010) and Friday the 13th (2009) leads the female cast, along with former Miss California, current swimsuit model, and always tasty chocolate drop Meagan Tandy , recently seen in the runaway train thriller Unstoppable (2010). Both of the female stars are nudecomers, and if Piranha 3DD is anything like is predecessor, this could be the dawning of a nude era of boobs, bush and butt for these budding young scream queens. Not yet announced are this film’s equivalent of the cameos from porn stars Gianna Michaels, Ashlynn Brooke and Riley Steele that make Piranha 3D so mamorable. Piranha 3DD splashes into theaters November 23, 2011, but you can read all about (t)it as the nudes break right here on the Mr. Skin blog !
Scotty McCreery also goes uptempo as James Durbin slows things all the way down. By Gil Kaufman “American Idol” top 9 Photo: FOX There are plenty of ways that “American Idol” is mixing things up and dragging the highest-rated show into the present this season. But after taking a bedazzled trip to the 1970s last week with Elton John, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame theme on Wednesday night’s (April 6) performance episode was yet another example of why “Idol” is your granny’s favorite show. The search for today’s new star made yet another pit stop in the past, inviting the Black Eyed Peas’ will.i.am in to mentor the top nine as they dug into rock’s back pages. Some balladeers rocked it out (Pia Toscano, Paul McDonald), while the rockers got mellow (James Durbin, Casey Abrams) and Scotty McCreery proved he’s no one-trick cowboy. Jacob Lusk was up first and he worried about his not-rock background. But Marvin Gaye’s “Let’s Get It On” was firmly in his warbly gospel sweet spot. Uncomfortable with the song’s blunt lyrics, however, he went with Michael Jackson’s “Man in the Mirror” instead, wearing all-white as he wrapped his breathy falsetto around a spare acoustic guitar arrangement. Singing the song as a duet with a female backup singer (the song’s co-writer, Siedah Garrett, in fact), Lusk showed off some newfangled hip thrusts and then unleashed his gospel flavor as he rumbled around the stage. Steven Tyler loved it, Jennifer Lopez said Jacob proved again that believing in yourself is the key and Randy Jackson gave Lusk props for sticking to his moral convictions. After looking for a “Jacob Moment” last week, Randy said those moments were all over Wednesday’s performance. After getting a lot of Janis Joplin comparisons all season, Haley Reinhart picked the oft-sung JJ nugget “Piece of My Heart.” She had the right growl and swagger, and looked the part in leather leggings and flouncy top, but her blues-mama belting came off a little too cheery for the gritty tune. “What you’re showing everybody is that you’re a contender,” Lopez told her. “You’re coming on strong.” Randy said Haley finally brought out the cool, bluesy vibe the judges fell in love with early on and congratulated her for finding her lane. After will.i.am turned the Police song “Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic” into a beatboxing rumba for Casey Abrams, mentor Jimmy Iovine wasn’t feeling it. Like Jacob, Casey changed his mind, too, and went with Creedence Clearwater Revival’s “Have You Ever Seen the Rain,” plucking his upright bass alongside a gently strummed mandolin and keeping the vocals in the non-crazy eyes zone for a second week. It was pleasant, but perhaps a bit vanilla at this point in the competition. Fellow bass player Jackson said Casey did the song justice while singlehandedly making the upright cool. “The whole world’s watching you because you’re not just a singer, you’re a true musician,” Tyler told Abrams. Lopez said Abrams was also right in the pocket playing his bass and said that’s exactly where he belongs. Talk about a perfect fit! Teen Lauren Alaina sought to wed R&B and country on Aretha Franklin’s “(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman.” Doing a slow walk down the stage and holding the audience in the palm of her hand, the 16-year-old poured more sensuality and feeling into the slow-burn classic tune than, well, someone her age should even be able to. “Four months ago you came in here an immature little girl and tonight you are a natural-born woman,” Tyler gushed. Jennifer wasn’t sure how Lauren would handle the song, but labeled it, simply, “amazing,” and Randy said after choosing one of the toughest songs of the night, Alaina did a solid, “good” job on it. You might have expected rocker James Durbin to go even more over-the-top, so he took it the opposite direction with late Beatle George Harrison’s slinky “While My Guitar Gently Weeps.” Sitting on a stool and shrouded in shadows, Durbin did, indeed, gently croon the song over a weepy string section, but while slowing things down and saving his rebel yell until the very end showed another side of vocal his personality, it also pointed out that James’ instrument has some obvious flaws. Jennifer liked seeing the other, vulnerable face of James, saying it helped make the rocker aspect of his personality that much stronger and Randy appreciated seeing how the emotion of the song lived in Durbin’s eyes. “Taking chances like that are extremely important,” he said. What would country boy Scotty McCreery do? An Elvis Presley tune, of course. A lifelong Elvis fan, McC chose “That’s Alright Mama,” and the gospel-tinged rockabilly arrangement fit Scotty’s voice to a T. Despite his awkward microphone technique, he worked the stage like a seasoned pro and totally won over the room. It helped that a gaggle of squealing tween girls were let loose on him at song’s end to give him a group hug. “Scotty is in it to win it!” Randy said. “Anybody that thought that you were a one-trick pony, that all you did was the country thing, dude you can perform … this was amazing!” Steven agreed, saying that Scotty made Elvis feel new and fresh again and Jennifer sensed, well, a little bit of hip-hop flavor in the teen’s moves. She’s made a reputation for singing ballads, but Pia Toscano came out of the box for Tina Turner’s high energy “River Deep, Mountain High.” Planting herself confidently center stage, Toscano indeed showed a whole other side of her personality, unleashing the passionate soul diva within. That titanic note at the end didn’t hurt her, either. “Murderer, murderer! You killed it,” Tyler yelled. “There’s a million guys in a million bars out there having a million drinks about you tonight.” Lopez said the “amazing” vocals proved that Toscano can handle the uptempo songs as well and encouraged Pia to keep researching the greats to figure out what else she can do to make her performances special. Stefano Langone needed to knock it out of the park this week after some close elimination calls, and for a sensitive ballad singer, Percy Sledge’s “When a Man Loves a Woman” seemed like the right call. Leaning on his crisp falsetto, Langone showed more feeling and emotion than he has in weeks past, stepping out of his cruise-ship zone into a meatier, more personal space. J.Lo was blown away, squeaking, “Baby, baby, baby, I knew you had it in you! That was beautiful!” She felt that extra layer of emotion and said she could tell he was singing it about or for somebody. Randy wasn’t jumping up and down as much, dubbing the first bit of the tune uneven and encouraging Stefano to ease up and save his big punches for the end. After a shock trip to the bottom three last week, Paul McDonald attempted to come back with Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues,” with Iovine encouraging him to sing it like he was out of his “f—in’ mind!” Unable to stop smiling and be anything but his loveable self, McDonald nonetheless let loose a bit and was more ragged than usual as he furiously strummed his acoustic, stomped his feet and got the crowd clapping along. “I loved it!” Randy shouted, getting an amen from Tyler and Lopez. So, who will go home Thursday night? Check back tomorrow to find out. Who was your favorite on Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Night? Tell us in the comments! Get your “Idol” fix on MTV News’ “American Idol” page , where you’ll find all the latest news, interviews and opinions. Related Photos ‘American Idol’ Season 10 Performances
‘She’s an incredible creature,’ RPattz tells MTV News of ‘Water for Elephants’ focal point Tai. By Aly Semigran, with reporting by Josh Horowitz Robert Pattinson Photo: MTV News Robert Pattinson has certainly had some very nice things to say about his “Water for Elephants” leading lady Reese Witherspoon, recently telling MTV News that she has a “nice energy about her.” But it’s obvious that RPattz holds a special place in his heart for another female co-star: Tai the Elephant. “She’s an incredible creature,” the 24-year-old actor said of his famous pachyderm co-star. In fact, he and Tai (Pattinson previously joked that she has “done way more movies than I have”) got incredibly close at one point. Pattinson revealed to MTV News that he actually got in Tai’s mouth, describing the moment as “the most incredible thing in the world. You’re being lifted up by her gums. … She puts just the right amount of pressure on so she isn’t hurting you. It’s so strange.” But it wasn’t just the closeness he and Tai shared on the “Water for Elephants” set that made him appreciate working with a wild animal. “The best thing is that it takes away from the mundane [parts] of the day. If you’re doing 20 takes or something, and there’s a character who’s going to be doing something totally different every time, it’s always exciting. It’s like working with a full-on method actor who’s just improvising,” Pattinson said of the experience. Still, it’s not always a day in the park working with animals, as Pattinson and Witherspoon quickly came to find out. As he recalled during “MTV First: Robert Pattinson,” one day on the set, his beloved Tai let loose the “most incredible fart into Reese’s face … like a hurricane. Thunderous.” Even Pattinson had his moments where Tai’s presence was a distraction. “If there’s, like, an actual moment you have to get across [emotion], and suddenly there’s, like, a trunk in your face,” Pattinson said with a laugh. Still, the actor seemed to find that the positives outweighed the negatives when it came to working with Tai and all the other “Water for Elephants” animals. “It’s incredible,” he said. “It just makes everything more interesting.” “Water for Elephants” arrives in theaters April 20. Check out everything we’ve got on “Water for Elephants.” For young Hollywood news, fashion and “Twilight” updates around the clock, visit HollywoodCrush.MTV.com . Related Videos MTV Rough Cut: Robert Pattinson Related Photos ‘Water For Elephants’
