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‘Glee’ Recap: New Directions And The Funky Bunch

‘Loser,’ ‘Good Vibrations’ and ‘Give Up the Funk’ are this week’s highlights. By Jean Bentley Will Schuester gets funky on “Glee” Photo: FOX We all learned an important lesson from last night’s “Glee.” No, not the fact that Sue Sylvester is capable of having feelings below the neck. We learned that if you’re not normally a vengeful person, getting revenge isn’t actually as sweet as you might think. Since Jesse St. James had finally completed Operation: Reunite Rachel and Shelby, he didn’t need to stay at McKinley High anymore. He announced to New Directions that he was transferring back to Carmel High and re-joining Vocal Adrenaline just before performing “Another One Bites the Dust” with his VA-mates, who had toilet papered the McKinley choir room. Apparently getting inside their competitors’ heads is an annual Vocal Adrenaline tradition called “Funkification.” New Directions was at a loss about what to do to get back at VA, Schue included, and the only thing they could come up with was a lame prank: Puck and Finn slashed the tires on Vocal Adrenaline’s 26 Range Rovers. Principal Figgins wanted to expel the culprits, but VA director Shelby Corcoran said it would be OK if Finn and Puck just paid her back the damages. The newly divorced Terri Schuster hired the two boys at Sheets and Things, where they all commiserated about their lowly lives in a too-short cover of Beck’s “Loser.” Clearly revenge Plan A didn’t work, so Plan B went into action: master something in which the enemy has always had a weakness. Though Vocal Adrenaline are a well-oiled machine, they don’t have New Directions’ biggest asset: soul. VA have never been able to pull off a funk number, so that’s what New Directions decided to do. Besides, everyone was in a funk (Kurt was so depressed he wore the same outfit twice in one week). Meanwhile, Mr. Schuester hatched a revenge plot of his own. Sue Sylvester’s plan to make the choir room into her trophy annex made him snap (and he rather dramatically smashed one of her statuettes on the ground). So, he decided to use the same strategy as he was doing with glee club: hit his opponent where she couldn’t compete, her heart. Step 1: A private performance of “Tell Me Something Good,” complete with unnerving butt-wiggling close-ups. Step 2: Ask Sue on a date, then stand her up. Sue was enraged when she realized Will wasn’t going to show, so she stormed over to his house in her red tracksuit-and-pearls ensemble, where Will informed her that she was getting a taste of her own medicine. But the plan worked too well. Sue fell into a funk of her own, retreating to her bedroom for five days. She canceled the Cheerios’ Nationals appearance, causing her girls to fall into a deep depression too. (Brittany was so depressed she wore her uniform backwards. Well, that’s probably why.) Schue realized how Sue’s sadness affected all the Cheerios, and being the model teacher he is, he couldn’t take his revenge that far. He went to Sue’s trophy-filled house to apologize and help her realize how much she actually cared about her students. He also spoke Spanish to Sue’s maid. (Remember how he’s a Spanish teacher, but has been seen teaching Spanish maybe once since the pilot?) Coach Sylvester and her crew took first at Nationals, and brought a comically large trophy back to its new home in the choir room (after she almost let Schuester kiss her in exchange for not putting it there). New Directions’ funk numbers included Quinn’s rage-filled “It’s a Man’s Man’s Man’s World,” complete with pregnant backup dancers, which led Mercedes to invite Quinn to live with her family. Puck, Finn and Mercedes sang “Good Vibrations” by Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch, completely missing the point of “funk.” But they didn’t find their groove until after Jesse and Vocal Adrenaline humiliated Rachel by pelting her with eggs in the parking lot. Admirably, Rachel’s fellow Gleeks literally jumped up to get revenge, before deciding to handle it an even better way: inviting VA’s “soulless automatons” to watch New Directions perform Parliament’s “Give Up the Funk.” Funkification indeed. Which funk song was your favorite on last night’s “Glee”? Do you think New Directions has a shot at winning Regionals? Sound off in the comments. Related Videos ‘Glee’ Season 1 Clips Related Photos What Other ‘Glee’ Music Videos Do We Want To See? ‘Glee’ Returns For 2010

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LEED or Not, Parking Garages Are Not Green

In Leiden, the Netherlands, Paul de Ruiter Architects are building a parking structure. It is made of “recyclable” materials so that it can be taken down in ten or twenty years when the land is redeveloped. The architect writes at Designboom: “given that our current way of life is largely dependent on mobility (by car), it is important that the issue is resolved in a way that is as sustainable as possible.” Wrong. … Read the full story on TreeHugger

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Busta Rhymes, Diddy, More Honor Notorious B.I.G. — Without Lil Wayne

‘During 14th anniversary, we wanna see Weezy over here showing love,’ Busta says during the show honoring the 13th anniversary of Biggie’s death. By Shaheem Reid Busta Rhymes at the Notorious B.I.G. memorial party Photo: MTV News Early Wednesday morning, Busta Rhymes was absolutely basking in an afterglow at 2:10 a.m. in the heart of Brooklyn, New York. Busta had just performed with Rick Ross, Fabolous, Red Caf

Sarah Michelle Gellar Likes The Sluts Slots

That’s right, slide those dirty coins into that slot you dirty girl… Just like that. Oops, I wasn’t supposed to type that sh#t, thoughts like that are supposed to be kept safely in the privacy of my brain locker. Anyhow, here’s Sarah Michelle Gellar (remember her?) looking pretty damn rotten feeding the parking meter the other day. If this is what happens to a woman after she gets Freddie Prinze Juniored for a few years, I bet there are a lot of women out there thankful that she took one for the team. Poor girl.

Cheap Megan Fox Knock-Off Tamara Ecclestone

I don’t know who the hell this Tamara Ecclestone chick is, but to me she looks like a cheap Megan Fox knock-off here at the London premiere of Valentine’s Day . Actually I shouldn’t complain about that, I don’t think I have a fart in a hurricane’s chance with the real Megan Fox so a knock-off might be just the thing I’m looking for. Where can I find one? They’re probably called Megan Forx. Maybe there’s a kiosk at the mall. Or would this be the kind of thing I’d find in the back of some guy’s van in the parking lot? Someone help me out here.

This Week In Tabloids: Brad & Angie Sorta But Not Really Over; Depressed Britney Looks Like A "Bum"

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Melanie Griffith Pulls One from Shriver’s Playbook

Filed under: Celebrity Justice Melanie Griffith now has something in common with Maria Shriver — they’ve both broken California law in the name of delicious carbohydrates.A la Shriver’s Muffingate back in November — Melanie was busted parking in the red zone yesterday afternoon … Permalink

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Britney Spears Lands in Court

Filed under: Britney Spears Britney Spears has just arrived in court for a hearing in her conservatorship — her white Escalade was seen driving into the parking lot moments ago.Stay tuned for the latest … … Permalink

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Lady Gaga Fans Show Their Love At San Diego Show

We soak in the celebratory atmosphere in the Monster Ball parking lot in San Diego. By James Montgomery SAN DIEGO — Hours before Lady Gaga strutted across the stage at the San Diego Sports Arena, the show had already begun in the parking lot. Hundreds of her fiercest “monsters” — dressed in all manner feathers, bubbles, crowns, lace, and other Gaga-inspired finery — were already preparing themselves for the night’s big show, practicing their runway walks, limbering up their vocal chords (after all, there would be much screaming ahead) and pulling on their knee-high patent leather boots

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Maria Shriver – Caught Red Handed!

Filed under: Celebrity Justice Maria Shriver’s luck has run out … just like her parking meter.California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger’s wife — a known scofflaw — has dodged ticket after ticket on the west side of Los Angeles …

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