I’m not sure where this photoshoot is from, or what it’s for, and since it’s Monday, I’m feeling way too lazy to look it up. But I guess Sarah Hyland is trying to make a transition into modeling now, since I’m sure there can’t be too many seasons of Modern Family left. And don’t get me wrong, Sarah’s got some decent model moves, but I still say if she wants a new gig, they should make a spinoff where her Modern Family character becomes the personal bikini assistant to a high-powered blogger. Just think of the ratings. » view all 14 photos
See? Now this is why I call Alexis Ren one of the hardest-working Instagram models in show biz. Because while the rest of those hottie wannabes out there are taking weekends off, Alexis is hard at work 24/7. She even figured out a way to squeeze a booty flash into a skate through the parking lot. Now that’s talent!
Viva Mexico….the greatest country in the world despite the terrible marketing they get in America, where there people not only give you whites great gardens, great tacos, great cheap labor….and great drugs that they smuggle in…because you know it’s all Mexicos fault…not to mention great Volkswagens, great other cares made in Mexico…and great tits like Salma Hayek…. I’m half Mexican and fucking love all things Mexico…except maybe the cartels, the decapitations etc….but the music, the culture, that Mariachi, the fucking food, the beaches, the women…and the parking traffic enforcers…are fucking perfect… Viva fucking Mexico…you Sombrero burrito eating white fucks… The post Hot Mexican Traffic Cops of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Move over, Florida Man . It’s time to make room for not just Kentucky Man, but Kentucky MEN . Allow us to explain… Robert Bourne and David Grigsby were hanging out in a car outside of Brothers’ BBQ in Danville on Saturday evening, talking about plans to possibly rob the eatery directly in front of them. While they discussed their sinister plot, one of these aspiring criminals accidentally dialed 911 via the emergency function on his cellphone. As a result, a dispatcher simply sat back and listened in as Bourne and Grigsby prematurely (and inadvertently) confessed to the crime they were preparing to commit. Weird, right? But… WAIT… it’s about to get even weirder… View Slideshow: 911 Calls That Never Should Have Been Made Authorities traced the 911 call and determined from where it originated, contacting Danville police chief Tony Gray – who, as it turned out, was enjoying a meal inside Brothers’ BBQ! Yes, the same Brothers’ BBQ outside of which the men were parked! “When we stepped out back to talk, the dispatcher was able to pinpoint the phone, and the call was coming from somewhere in the parking lot at Brothers. “At that time, they located the two suspects sitting in the vehicle,” Gray told the Advocate-Messenger. He later added, speaking to a local news affiliate: “There was some conversation about when they should do it, they might be recognized if they do it in Danville, and I think they did talk about some different locations… “Somewhere in the conversation, my name was brought up.” Chief Gray and other responding officers searched the parking lot until they found the Bourne and Grigsby in their car. One of them was wearing a mask. They were both drunk. Both men were charged with public intoxication. Grigsby was also charged with disorderly conduct and possession of an open alcohol container in a vehicle. The 911 tape, meanwhile, will be turned over to the prosecutor’s office to see if other charges will be filed. Amazing. We love this story.
On Love And Hip Hop Hollywood , Willie is in hot mess with his wife. After Shanda questions Willie about the text messages, she and Willie meet with Kyesha in the parking lot where more secrets are revealed. Turn the page to see Nikki Mudarris talk about dumping Lil Fizz for Safaree…
Jokisha Brown’s Ex-Boyfriend Alfredo Capote Wanted For Rape, Kidnapping, Armed Robbery Yesterday, we reported a well-known Atlanta local was brutally gunned down just months after her abusive ex kidnapped her according to WSBTV reports: Police say someone shot Jokisha Brown while she was sitting in her car outside a strip of shops on the 2100 block of Cheshire Bridge Road around 10:15 p.m. Friday. “We’re actually interviewing witnesses on the scene. We do have a number of people who were on the scene when the incident occurred. We are collecting evidence, a number of shell casings,” said Atlanta Police Capt. Ben McGee. Brown’s friend, Jordan Jackson and others, confirmed to Gehlbach that Brown had been the victim of a violent and elaborate abduction from her Gwinnett County home. She escaped only by jumping from a moving car. “She went through a hard, very, very hard time with this breakup,” Jackson said. “She steadily voiced it, she feared for her life that something might happen to her.” Gwinnett police investigated Brown’s ex-boyfriend Alfredo Capote in April. Alfredo Capote had an extensive abusive history with Jokisha and was even wanted for her rape, kidnapping and more according to Crime Stoppers: Gwinnett County Police are actively searching for a violent and dangerous suspect named Alfredo L. Capote, (B/M 29 years old) of Atlanta, Georgia. He is wanted for the following charges; Rape, Armed Robbery, False Imprisonment and Kidnapping. On April 08, 2016, around 2 p.m. police were called to a home in Duluth where they met with a seventeen year old male. They learned that the previous day, April 07, 2016, around 7 a.m. his mother’s boyfriend, Alfredo Capote stopped by to visit. Shortly after Capote arrived at the home, a masked male entered the home and tied up the seventeen year old son and his thirty five year old mother. The mother was then told by Capote that the home invasion was staged because he needed her money. Capote then proceeded to rape the victim at gunpoint. He then tied her up. The son was told not to call police or his mother would be killed. The victim’s son was left tied up inside the home. He was able to free himself hours later. He did not call police fearing that his mother would be killed. The two suspects and the female victim left the home and traveled to a hotel in Cobb County where the two suspects went their separate ways. The victim spent the night at the hotel with Capote where she was raped overnight and held at gunpoint, unable to escape. The suspect and victim left the hotel the following morning and traveled to a home in Perry Georgia. After leaving that home, the victim saw a window of opportunity to escape and jumped out of the moving vehicle near an intersection. She jumped into a vehicle in the parking lot with an unknown person and pleaded for help. Police were called and the victim was saved around 4 p.m. The suspect has ties to Atlanta and is a native of Louisiana. He does not have an extensive criminal history. However, at this point, he is wanted for several aggravated felonies and should be considered very dangerous and armed. If you have any information on this suspect or know his whereabouts, please click submit a tip below. Please contact the police if you have any information on this vicious murder.
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