His name is Jonathan Daniel Brown….and I guess before being in Project X the American Pie for this generation…with a storyline that reads like this: 3 high school seniors throw a birthday party to make a name for themselves. As the night progresses, things spiral out of control as word of the party spreads. He’s the fat nerdy guy….who was in a Bangbros movie prior to his new found fame….and I have had the unfortunate, yet entertaining opportunity to see a clip of it….and even upload it for you to see it…cuz knowing what a dude in your new favorite movie’s dick look like may not change lives, or ruin lives, or even make life better…but it’s entertaining….and that’s really what we’re here for…. If you want to see a FOLLOW THIS LINK
His name is Jonathan Daniel Brown….and I guess before being in Project X the American Pie for this generation…with a storyline that reads like this: 3 high school seniors throw a birthday party to make a name for themselves. As the night progresses, things spiral out of control as word of the party spreads. He’s the fat nerdy guy….who was in a Bangbros movie prior to his new found fame….and I have had the unfortunate, yet entertaining opportunity to see a clip of it….and even upload it for you to see it…cuz knowing what a dude in your new favorite movie’s dick look like may not change lives, or ruin lives, or even make life better…but it’s entertaining….and that’s really what we’re here for…. If you want to see a FOLLOW THIS LINK
What do you get when you fold two decades’ worth of young stars — and one very confused-looking Tom Sizemore — into a cautionary tale about the perils of meth use? Try Meth Head , a swear-y, scream-y, violent and thoroughly destabilizing journey to the depths of the worst known addiction this side of Words With Friends. Your venerable guides: Lukas Haas, Wilson Cruz, Scott Patterson and a laconic Sizemore among others. It’s the feel-bad movie of 2012, coming soon to a festival near you! To wit, from a press release: Kyle Peoples never wanted to be the man he has become in his 30s, an accountant stuck in a dead end job, with a lover who is more successful than he and a family that doesn’t get him at all. So when a night of partying leads to a new family of friends and fun, Kyle sees an opportunity for escape from reality. But Kyle’s new friendship with Maia and Dusty and the trio’s love of crystal meth eventually cost Kyle his job, his companion, his home and his family. Kyle’s escape becomes his trap, the party is an illusion and the crystal is slowly killing him, physically and psychologically. When he finally bottoms out and is no longer the young man his father once boasted about with pride, Kyle must choose: life or meth. Yikes. This thing has me wanting to go to rehab. Festival premieres are forthcoming, according to the release; stay tuned to Movieline for more details as events warrant. Follow S.T. VanAirsdale on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
The Real Housewives of Atlanta spent 10 days in South Africa , but did anything really change besides Cynthia’s hairdos? We recap the homecoming in THG’s +/- review. First we have to leave South Africa which may take longer than you’d think given the amount of shoes that Marlo has to pack. Oh, but she has help. Some poor resort worker comes in so that Marlo can lounge on her bed and explain how each shoe must be packed in it’s own separate little bag so that they don’t rub together in flight. Seriously? Minus 10 . Then “Blue Eyes” as NeNe calls their personal helper must run across to help NeNe close up her suitcases. There are several but at least NeNe packed them herself so Plus 5 . I want to believe Blue Eyes got a decent tip for this nonsense but somehow I doubt it. When the ladies finally leave, there is singing and dancing. Yes, it’s supposed to be some sort of ceremonial custom but honestly, can you imagine how relieved the staff must be to see these high maintenance, bossy women finally leave?
Critics call the found-footage teen movie immature, unfunny and even dangerous. By Kevin P. Sullivan Jonathan Daniel Brown, Oliver Cooper and Thomas Mann in “Project X” Photo: Beth Dubber/ Warner Bros. “Project X” is the new found-footage movie that claims to show the most out-of-control party ever. Well, it seems like the party might be over based on the reviews the film has earned. Critics have skewered “Project X,” calling it immature, unfunny and even dangerous. For some, that might sound like a ringing endorsement of the party, but when it comes to throwing a movie together, “Project X” is much less successful. Here is our roundup of “Project X” reviews. The Story “In suburban Pasadena, three exceedingly ordinary high school dudes stage a birthday bash for one of them, even though they’re hardly the sort of guys that you’d expect to attract a hot crowd. Thomas (Thomas Mann), the one turning 17, whose parents are going away for the weekend, is the dutiful son who has promised — oh, has he promised! — not to mess up their home.” — Owen Gleiberman, Entertainment Weekly The Laughs “It’s billed as a comedy, but there’s not a laugh to be had during the frenetic mayhem. There is also no plot beyond debauchery, nor characters beyond cardboard cutouts. Basically, it’s a setting, and a familiar one: a suburban home teeming with drunken, druggie, hedonistic, irresponsible high-schoolers.” — Claudia Puig, USA Today The POV “Aesthetically, the film sets the teeth grinding and the eyes aching. Presenting the spectacle from the p.o.v. of a home video camera documenting the event for posterity, first-time director Nima Nourizadeh and cinematographer Ken Seng swing the camera around with all the stability of a rowboat in a storm and unsurprisingly induce a strong facsimile of seasickness. The images tend to be dark and random, the music incessant.” — Todd McCarthy, The Hollywood Reporter The Parents in the Audience “But only about an hour in, ‘Project X’ grows repetitive and starts running out of steam, and you begin to wonder what could possibly occur over the remaining 30 minutes or so. And not to get all mom-ish, but it does send a disturbing message to teens under the guise of ‘edgy’ entertainment. If you provide a setting and the means for strangers to get hammered, it will make you cool. If you are a young woman who wants approval, you must get naked and give up the goods.” — Christy Lemire, The Associated Press The Final Word “The only people likely to buy into the oh-so-shocking exploits of the teen comedy ‘Project X’ are those who can’t get invited to their own high school parties. Though the central blowout is as epic as advertised, so is the movie’s self-congratulatory obnoxiousness.” — Elizabeth Weitzman, New York Daily News Check out everything we’ve got on “Project X.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com .
“You dropped a — a condom on the red carpet,” asked esteemed Today Show journalists Matt Lauer of The Lorax star Zac Efron , grilling the former High School Musical tween idol about the red carpet incident that had the internet agog last week. “That was hard for you to say, wasn’t it?” returned Efron, who coolly answered with an unabashed confirmation. Let me reiterate: Yes, that was a gold condom that fluttered out of Efron’s pants pocket at the premiere of a Dr. Seuss movie. WHAT OF IT, LAUER?? Kudos to the 24-year-old Efron for coming out on top from the awkward televised inquiry. Ever the pro, he even found a way to bring it back to The Lorax , an animated tale about the dangers of greedy industrialism and deforestation: “It’s a great message to add to the many messages in the film.” (Just wait for those Fox anchors to get wind of this.) Which is more than I can say about Lauer’s subsequent off-the-cuff joke. “You’ve got your own production company — what’s next for you? That’s a bad pun, by the way… your own production company !” Groan. What, no segue riff into Efron’s next movie, The Lucky One ? COME ON, LAUER! At least someone learned a lesson from EfrondomGate; The totally safe sex-having actor says a “pocket-checking policy” will be “fully instated” for future red carpet appearances. Thank goodness we can put this story to bed now. Visit msnbc.com for breaking news , world news , and news about the economy [via Today ]
I’m pretty sure I ruined the night of a pair teenage boys huddled in the back row of a recent screening of Project X , a party disaster movie targeted at kids who find the Hangover franchise too sophisticated. All I did was sit down beside them, but I may as well have poked my head up into their treehouse. Girls ruin everything, especially the unmitigated enjoyment of a new Todd Phillips movie. A few seconds after the lights when down, as a shrill junior impresario named Costa (Oliver Cooper) started shouting 2 Live Crew lyrics about wanting pussy, the one beside me began twisting in an agony I came to enjoy much more than the movie we were watching. Costa is not a complicated man. 2 Live Crew could actually do much of his speaking for him. This is hilariously ironic because Costa is a schlubby white kid who wears sweater vests and hangs out with two equally mollusk-like pals, JB (Jonathan Daniel Brown) and Thomas (Thomas Mann). The script, by Michael Bacall and Matt Drake, has enough “bitches” and “faggots” and midgets tossed into ovens to scandalize everybody, which seemed to be their best hope. When Project X begins Thomas’s parents are about to go away for the weekend to celebrate their anniversary, which also happens to be Thomas’s 17th birthday. Costa is pushing for a party, the big social event that will turn them into “big time players” at school. Oh, there’s also Dax (Dax Flame), the kid who is documenting everything that happens. A note prefacing the movie (“Warner Bros. would like to thank everyone who contributed footage…”) makes it clear that this will be another found footage exercise. After first drawing attention to the conceit, first-time director Nima Nourizadeh (Phillips is the producer and Project X is heavily branded with his name) lets it fade into the background. Especially once the party gets started, the ratio of intrepid, conceit-driven camerawork to slick video montages of booty-shorts bacchanalia is far enough out of whack that you wonder why they bothered with the construct in the first place. Phillips got his start in documentary, notably Frat House , the 1998 exposé of fraternity life. Young Dax Flame, whom we glimpse once in a mirror shot, became a YouTube star by documenting his high school life in Texas. But Project X is not interested in showing us what it’s “really” like when a high school party goes nuclear. Like The Blair Witch Project and the recent Chronicle , it wants to apply the terms of found footage realism to an established genre. Although it behaves as if its closest antecedent is a John Hughes teen movie, Project X plays more like a blend of music video, College Rules-style porn, and apocalypse-gazing. It’s all hyper-sensory flash and amateur titillation, ain’t it cool party-dogging and an ecstatic taxonomy of all the different ways you can drink a beer. Thomas, long, pale and apprehensive, does have a certain Alan Ruck vibe. And his father is quite protective of his fancy car. But further comparisons to Ferris Bueller’s Day Off will only make you want to cry. Over a thousand people show up at Thomas’s very swanky Pasadena house, and at every step his better judgment is overruled by the promise of popularity. A gorgeous neighborhood friend (Kirby Bliss Blanton) seems receptive, but Thomas is steered — by Costa, who only gets more pointlessly awful as the night goes on — to think more like a social climber, and go for the girl with the most cachet. Of course that girl, like all of the others, will remove her clothes more or less on command. Project X threatens to become slightly interesting just as the party enters a death spin and Thomas takes his first hit of ecstasy. Anyone who has thrown a bender while mom and dad were away and gotten in over his head knows the consequences really do feel like the end of the world. But the pitch of this amazingly fatuous, tediously low-toned, aggressively sensational movie is too erratic for the “I’m famous, bitch!” nihilism of the finale to touch on anything real. It’s just an adjustment of the volume in a movie that manages to look and feel as well as sound like endless noise. Follow Michelle Orange on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
Justin Bieber Believe Live Mistletoe Live LMFAO Sexy And I Know It Grammy Awards 2012 Be Allright Song Lyrics MTV EMA David Hassellhoff “Justin Bieber AMA 2011″ “Sexy And I Know It” Party Rock Anthem Dancing With The Stars DWTS s “Justin Bieber Mistletoe” Performance Europe DWTS “Justin Bieber AMA 2011″ “Justin EMA 2011″ Dancing With The Stars DWTS So Random “Under The Mistletoe” “Mariah Yeater” Baby Pregnant “Selena Gomez AMA 2011″ Justin Bieber Ft Mariah Carey All I Want For Christmas Is You VEVO JustinBieberVEVO kidrauhl Concert Washington Michael Buble “Fa La La” “Never Say Never” Song Under The Mistletoe Music Video Justin Bieber Ft Mariah Carey Christmas Song Under The Mistletoe Music Video Taylor Swift Songs New Official “Justin Bieber Mistletoe” “Justin Bieber Mistletoe Lyrics” “Justin Bieber Mistletoe Music Video” “Under The Mistletoe” JustinBieberVEVO VEVO Selena Gomez MTV EMA Awards VMA AMA CMA Live Performance “Never Say Never” Duet The Band Perry Usher Justin Bieber Under The Mistletoe Album Deluxe Tracklist Only Thing I Ever Get For Christmas Mistletoe The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire) feat. Usher Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Fa La La feat. Boyz II Men All I Want For Christmas Is You Remix — Duet with Mariah Carey Drummer Boy feat. Busta Rhymes Christmas Eve All I Want Is You Home This Christmas feat. The Band Perry Silent Night Christmas Love Fa La La (Acapella) Pray Someday At Christmas Category: News & Politics Tags: Justin Bieber … http://www.youtube.com/v/1LYnEfSu4VY?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata Link: Justin Bieber Believe Live LMFAO Sexy And I Know It Grammy Awards 2012 Be Allright Song Lyrics
I am pretty sure the Vanity Fair party is where all the hot Los Angeles pussy came out to celebrate the Oscars…From BROOKLYN DECKER AND HER CLEAVAGE to MARIA SHARAPOVA AND HER NUTTY SKIRT to some SCARY KATE HUDSON this was the party where you probably would have been arrested for sneaking in cuz you’d be too busy masturbating all over the gift bags hoping they include panties these bitches wear without washing in efforts to knock them up and be their K-Fed…at least I know that that’s what I’d be doing if I was there…and maybe that’s why I don’t get invited to parties ever…. Either way, Marisa Miller was there and she had great cleavage and despite finding her hard faced and old, I know her implants are probably only 10, so if anything, we’re all a bunch of sex offenders for appreciating them. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
I am a fan of Paz dela Huerta….from her EXPOSED ASSHOLE IN A PHOTOSHOOT ….to all her nudity on Boardwalk Empire before getting fired that I’ve posted….to all the other nudity she’s been involved with all these one year that I’ve posted…because she’s just that girl who always looks drunk or high, unshowered, and like she’d be masturbating in the corner at some hipster party while her best friend ate her out and her gay friend put his dick in her mouth cuz they are so innovative, avant garde, and hip… THat’s why these pics of her at Terry Richardson’s after party, flashing tit and ass for the fun of it, you know to be that wild naked girl at the party, wasted….are so amazing….expected….obvious….but amazing…
