The sight of Ivan Drago informing you that it’s your turn to be broken would be enough to make anyone lose control of their bladder, but apparently on a recent flight, Dolph Lundgren didn’t even have to utter his famous line from Rocky IV in order to open Matthew Pritchard’s floodgates. That’s Pritchard on the right, moments before he got naked and began running up and down the aisles (seriously) during a flight on which Lundgren was also a passenger. Apparently, Pritchard hosts a prank show called Dirty Sanchez (again, seriously) on MTV UK, but his latest antics were not part of the British version of Punk’d, but were instead the result of a good old fashioned booze and Xanax fueled freakout. “I took a Xanax, which is a sedative that knocks you out, to put me to sleep on the flight,” Pritchard tells the Daily Mail. “I didn’t realise you’re not supposed to mix them with alcohol. I had a lot of alcohol and blacked out.” As you can see, the situation deteriorated rapidly: “I started running up and down the flight naked. And proceeded to pee on Dolph Lundgren’s feet,” Pritchard says, adding that the 6’5″ action star was “none too pleased” but eventually shook his hand and told him “not to worry about it.” Wow. We would’ve imagined the situation ending more along the lines of Pritchard being tossed from the emergency exit with a triumphant Lundgren muttering, “If he dies, he dies,” before returning to his seat and coolly falling asleep with a neck pillow and eye mask. Guess Dolph is a lot more forgiving (albeit, somewhat less cool) than we thought. View Slideshow: 33 Drunk People Who Will Make You Glad You’re Not Them
John Wall And Friends Kicked Off Commercial Flight For Threatening Passenger Blame it on the entourage … According to TMZ reports : NBA superstar John Wall was kicked off an American Airlines flight in Las Vegas this week … after someone in his crew allegedly threatened another passenger … TMZ Sports has learned. Law enforcement sources tell us … the Washington Wizards star had boarded a flight headed to D.C. on May 26th — but before the plane took off, his crew got into a verbal argument with someone else on the plane and a threat was allegedly made from someone in Wall’s group. We’re told someone from the flight crew called the Las Vegas Metro Police Department for help — and cops boarded the plane to deal with the situation. The alleged victim told cops he did not want to press charges — but the pilot of the plane decided he did NOT want Wall and his crew to remain on the flight … so they were escorted off. We’re told Wall and his party left without further incident. Now this could have gone one of two ways, the passenger in question could have said something so out of pocket that there was only one response, OR John Wall’s homies were just a lil too aggressive this particular day. Image via Instagram
What the hell?? College Professor Claims American Airlines Racially Profiled Sick Black Woman To Have Ebola Ebola paranoia is reaching a fever pitch. With infected patients hopping on planes and traveling state-to-state left and right, airline workers might be exhibiting a heightened sense of fear . But is that fear translating to racism? Via MailOnline : A college professor is claiming that an American Airlines crew who feared Ebola locked a sick woman in an airplane bathroom after she vomited in the aisle. American Airlines is strongly denying the claim and said the crew never believed the ill passenger was suffering from the deadly disease – and that the traveled wanted to stay in the lavatory in case she was ill again. The incident happened on American Airlines Flight 2325 Thursday night from Dallas-Fort Worth to Chicago. University of Texas professor Martha Shelby told MailOnline she heard a flight attendant say to the woman: ‘Because of our current health situation, we’re going to have to ask you to stay in the bathroom.’ The cabin crew then cordoned off the back of the airplane with seat belt extenders. When the plane landed and the woman was carted off the plane by medics, flight attendants wrapped her carry-on luggage in plastic before sending it off the plane with her, professor Shelby, who is chair of the Asian studies department in Austin, said. She believes that because the ill woman was black, she was treated as if she had Ebola. ‘I’m outraged. And some of my fellow passengers were, too. We just could not believe what we have seen… they thought it was about race, too,’ she said. When the plane began to land, professor Shelby said, she heard a flight attendant tell the passenger in the lavatory: ‘You’re going to have to stay in there, hang on tight.’ The incident speaks to a growing fear that sick air travelers could be carrying Ebola. Passengers from New York’s John F. Kennedy International Airport to Yeager Airport in Charleston, West Virginia, have been hauled off planes by hazmat-clad officials after getting ill on board. So far, all of them have tested negative for the deadly disease. Today, Washington DC lobbyist Terry Thames caused a lock down of part of the Pentagon after she got ill and vomited outside the Defense Department offices. However, Dallas nurse Amber Vinson flew on two Frontier Airlines flights after being exposed to Ebola while treating ‘patient zero’ Thomas Eric Duncan. She was hospitalized with the disease just hours after flying from Cleveland to Dallas on Monday night. American Airlines spokeswoman Michelle Mohr said professor Shelby had ‘absolutely the wrong reading’ of the situation on the plane. Ms Mohr said the passenger became ‘extremely, violently ill’ and projectile vomited while waiting to get into a lavatory on the plane. Ebola was never mentioned. In fact, that flight attendants suspected the passenger had food poisoning. Ms Mohr also denied that the woman was locked in the bathroom. ‘The passenger who was sick elected to go into lavatory and elected to remain there for the short duration of the flight. At no time was she ever locked in lavatory. elected to stay there,’ Ms Mohr said. Hmmm…don’t see what this lady has to gain by making up such a thing, but stranger things have happened. Who do YOU believe?
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What did ‘Pac say right before finding out if Heaven has a ghetto? Tupac’s Last Words Revealed By Police Officer At Crime Scene Tupac was well-known for his poetic verses and profound messages. So you’d expect something mind-blowing to be the final phrase he uttered after being fatally shot in 1996 . Instead, all we really get here is confirmation that ‘Pac really didn’t fawk with police all the way up until the end. Via TMZ : Tupac’s last words before he died were “F*** YOU” … and he said them to a cop — at least that’s what the cop is now saying. Former Las Vegas Metropolitan PD officer Chris Carroll says Tupac uttered the words to him as the wounded rapper lay dying in the officer’s arms, that fateful day in 1996, moments before he slipped out of consciousness forever. In an interview for VegasSeven.com, Carroll says he had pulled Pac from the passenger seat of the car where he’d just been shot multiple times in a drive-by … he was bleeding everywhere. Carroll says he tried to get Tupac to tell him who the shooter was — asking over and over, “Who shot you? Who shot you?” — but Tupac refused to snitch and replied … “F*** you.” After that, Carroll says Tupac lost consciousness and was taken to the hospital, where he was eventually placed on life support. Carroll says Tupac never said another word. If that’s not going out gangsta, nothing is. Welp…at least he was straight to the point.
Who leaves a gun in a car for a kid to find? 6-Year-Old Boy Accidentally Shoots And Kills Woman This is so tragic. According to Raw Story: A 6-year-old boy accidentally shot and killed a South Carolina woman after finding a gun in the back seat of a car. Investigators said the boy shot 22-year-old Alexandra Anita Santos, who was riding in the passenger seat of the car, on Thursday afternoon after finding the semiautomatic handgun. Police said the boy was the son of the driver, who was described as a friend of Santos. Authorities said the single shot went through the seat, struck the woman’s back, and traveled into her chest. The car was moving at the time of the shooting, police said. Investigators aren’t sure who owns the gun or why it was on the rear floorboard when the child found it. We all have to do better when it comes to keeping these guns out of the hands of children. S hutterstock
Where is Samuel L. Jackson when you need him? A tiny Mandarin Rat Snake was found in the passenger cabin of a Quatas airliner Monday, prompting the company to cancel the flight and put all passengers up at a local airport while they tracked down a replacement jet. Snake on a Plane! The 20-centimeter, mildly venomous animal was eventually apprehended and taken by quarantine officials for analysis. “The Department of Agriculture is looking into how the snake came to be on the plane, but isn’t able to speculate at this time,” the Department said in a statement. So not exactly stuff of horror movie legend, but still. It’s nice to know someone got that mother effin snake off that mother effin plane. It could have caused some damage.
Pacman just can’t get right. Adam “Pacman” Jones Arrested During DUI Stop Iyanla needs to hold a special session of “Fix My Life’ to help out knuckleheads like Pacman, Chris Breezy and DMX…ninjas stay getting into trouble and messing up their gwap. According to TMZ Adam “Pacman” Jones — aka the NFL’s version of DMX — was arrested again, this time during a DUI stop where he wasn’t even the suspect … for once. Jones was the passenger in a car Ohio State Patrol pulled over early Monday morning — and he reportedly mouthed off to officers while they were conducting a field sobriety test on the woman who was driving. The Cincinnati Bengals’ star cornerback was arrested for disorderly conduct and released. The driver was also arrested for OVI … operating a vehicle impaired. Jones has a string of legal issues — 8 arrests since entering the league 2005 — and could be suspended by the league or the team for this latest one. Most recently he was caught on surveillance cameras hitting a woman outside a nightclub back in June — and already has an Oct. 7 court date for that case. Damn, Pacman’s hitting women and mouthing off at police. How the hell you get arrested during a DUI stop and you’re not even the one who is slizzard? SMH. AP Continue reading →