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Audrina Patridge Is Golden Goodness

Posted on August 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

What does a reality star do after their show is no longer on air? Judging by Audrina Patridge ’s tan, not much. I wonder how long you have to spend in the sun to achieve that color. Anyway, here she is at the Total Recall premiere trying her best to look directly into the camera. Love those ceiling eyes!

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Katy Perry’s Big Golden Cleavage

Posted on June 18, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I may have underestimated the Canadians up there at the Much Music Video Awards , not only did they get Selena Gomez , but they also managed to convince Katy Perry to make an appearance. Well done. Here she is on the red carpet showing off some golden cleavage. Unfortunately the actual golden part is covering up the “golden” part I want to see. She kind of loses her appeal without the massive cleavage. She’ll make it up to me.

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Michelle Hunziker European Bikini Pictures

Posted on June 18, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Honestly, this Michelle Hunziker woman really doesn’t do anything other than hang out on the beach in very small European bathing suits. I love it. Obviously she’s got some money to be able to afford to do this kind of thing, so I’m sure she needs an assistant. Someone who can help her pick out her bikinis, find her a good spot on the beach away from all the douchebags and make sure she’s covered every inch of that tight body of hers with sunscreen. Where do I apply?

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Bar Paly Looks Really Really Talented

Posted on May 3, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know anything about this Bar Paly woman, but she looks really good in a tiny tight dress so I’m going to have to get to know her a little better. Here she is filming some scenes for that new muscle-douche movie Pain & Gain with The Rock or whatever he calls himself now. I don’t know what character she’s playing, I’m going to have to assume it’s something like ‘Hot Blonde #12′ , but she looks really good doing it so who cares. Keep up the good work.

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Michelle Hunziker Is Still In A Little Bikini

Posted on May 3, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Today has already been a pretty good day for hot chicks in their bikinis, so I might as well keep it going with yet another beauty doing her thing half naked. Here’s Michelle Hunziker rocking a little bathing suit as she vacations next to the pool. I’m just assuming she’s on vacation, this could just be her life, she’s a really hot chick so she probably has at least one rich old dude paying all her bills. Lucky old guy.

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Michelle Hunziker Golden Bikini Pictures

Posted on April 27, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

And I thought the pictures of Amy Childs busting out of a tight dress were going to be the best shots of the day, this is so much better. Here’s Michelle Hunziker hanging out in a very little golden bikini looking like someone you’d see in the background of a rap video. So hot. I don’t know, there’s just something about a beautiful woman all tanned and wet in a golden bikini that really floats my boat. Someone needs to be spraying this chick with champagne.

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Audrina Patridge Ruins A See Through Top

Posted on April 17, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Audrina Patridge must be doing something right these days, she keeps getting invited to parties and she gets her pictures posted on this site. That’s pretty much as high as her career can get. Here she is at the premier of The Lucky One last night showing off those long legs and nice fake breasts in a see through top. Alright so she ruins the top with a bra, but how is anyone going to take her seriously if her big perfect breasts are always exposed? That was a stupid question.

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Audrina Patridge’s Sexy Party Profile Shots

Posted on April 12, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Audrina Patridge smiling and posing on the red carpet and acting like she’s completely use to being invited to movie premieres like this one for the Avengers last night. How nice. It’s kind of strange to see her acting like a real celebrity, these aren’t staged either, it’s completely legit. She’s all grown up. Anyhow, with a desperate need for attention and body like hers you’d think she’d be invited to more parties… Of course I’m talking about secret anonymous sex parties that billionaires throw at secluded mansions. I’m in.

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Audrina Patridge’s Chilly Bikini Pictures

Posted on December 12, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love pictures of a hot washed up reality TV star hanging out at a douche party in her bikini as much as the next guy, what could be better? Here’s Audrina Patridge shaking it at some pool party over the weekend. At least I think it’s a pool party, I see a lot of scarves and mitts so I’m a little confused. I’m alright with it, cold weather and bikinis normally go together pretty well, but I’m not seeing the perky money shots. Maybe next time. Someone through her in the pool, that should liven things up.

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Audrina Patridge And Her Tasty Cupcakes

Posted on December 7, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Like a lot of Americans over the holiday season, it would seem that jobless hottie Audrina Patridge has found herself some seasonal employment. Here she is handing out cupcakes at one of those food truck things that are all the rage right now. At least according to the Food Network . I wouldn’t mind getting a taste of some of her cupcakes… If you know what I mean and I think you do because I always talk about her amazing fake breasts. Anyhow, I’m proud of her. Finally, an honest days work. If this doesn’t work out there’s always stripping.

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